| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: trysloraFrom: eeyore9990Title: The First Stroke Characters/Pairings: Ron/Draco/Neville Rating: Mature Kinks/Themes Included: d/s, aftercare Other Warnings/Content: flogging, ball gags Word Count: ~1750 Summary/Description: The war has left each of them with an itch under the skin, a void that needs filling. It's not perfect, their game, but it is theirs and as such, perfect for them. Author's Notes: Dear recipient, This was a pure joy to write. Happy holidays! As always, thank you to the mods for such a wonderful, fun fest! ( The First Stroke ) |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: purplefluffycatFrom: eeyore9990Title: A Moment On The Lips Characters/Pairings: Harry Potter/Kingsley Shacklebolt Rating: Mature Kinks/Themes Included: Admiration of weight gain Other Warnings/Content: desk!sex, inappropriate sexual relations between Ministry personnel (could possibly be seen as abuse of authority but seriously, it's not), mild food!porn, purposefully unhealthy dining habits Word Count: ~3000 Summary/Description: The battle-hardened Auror Harry remembered had gone soft from years of political battles conducted over rich food and conference tables. He eschewed robes in favor of a more Muggle-friendly suit and tie combo, but where the suit would have lay flat on him years earlier, it bulged at the waist and sat just a shade too tight around Kingsley's neck.Or Harry woos Kingsley with greasy, fattening lunches for Reasons. Author's Notes: Dear recipient, I never get to write new-to-me kinks anymore, so THANK YOU for this opportunity. I really, desperately hope I've done your prompt justice. There's not as much self-consciousness as I was planning, but Kingsley's kind of a self-assured guy. Happy Kinky Kristmas! ( A Moment On The Lips ) |
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| Title: Synergy: Sounds Like Sin and Orgy Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Harry/Kingsley Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: podophilia, alternate pairing Other Warnings: complete lack of plot, highly irregular workplace shenanigans Word Count: ~1330 Summary/Description: Harry likes Kingsley's feet. And there is (something sort of like) sex (only not sex at all). Author's Notes: Hey, look! I wrote somethin'. *jazz hands* (OMG, I apologize for the horribly bad pun at the end.) Editted to lower rating to something less false in the advertising department. :P ( Synergy: Sounds like Sin and Orgy ) |
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| Title: Ride Out the Storm Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Draco Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: biting, hair pulling, ceraunophilia: arousal by thunder and lightning/storms Other Warnings: Completely lacking in even a hint of plot. AKA, whee! Smut! Word Count: 1150 Summary/Description: Charlie has grown fond of storms. Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to leela_cat! And also, thank you modly ones for such AWESOME prompts. Yum! ( Ride Out the Storm ) |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: miss_morlandFrom: eeyore9990Title: Dudley Dursley and the Fucking Thereof Characters/Pairings: Millicent Bulstrode/Dudley Dursley Rating: Hard R Kinks/Themes Included: Magical Viagra Other Warnings/Content: Motorboating FTW!, dub-con Word Count: 1256 Summary/Description: Dursley's being a gentleman and taking things slowly. Millicent doesn't want a gentleman. And she's certainly not going to stand for "slow." Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, mystery recipient! I hope this is everything you were wishing for. Many thanks to my beta for sharing her awesome super powers with me. ( Dudley Dursley and the Fucking Thereof ) |
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| Title: Restoration Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Harry Potter/Pansy Parkinson Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: bathing, silence, tears/crying Other Warnings: Uh, there might be issues of consent here, but I'm not even sure in which way. It's sort of a weird fic. Word Count: ~3k Summary/Description: He just knew she shouldn't be here, shouldn't be staring down at her dead father with that look of complete detachment on her face while tears ran down her cheeks.Author's Notes: Weird fic. From me. SO ODD, RIGHT?! ( Restoration ) |
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| Title: Huff and Puff and Blow Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: body writing Other Warnings: absurdity Word Count: ~1300 Summary/Description: Severus is certain he's lost his mind when a wereferius knocks on his door Author's Notes: This wouldn't have been possible without the help of r_grayjoy. So blame her! ( Huff and Puff and Blow ) |
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| Title: Taking Care Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Harry/Hermione (ish) Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: fingering Other Warnings: awkward teenagers and bossy girls Word Count: ~1500 Summary/Description: Harry notices that Hermione is sad and tries in his own, awkward way to cheer her up. Author's Notes: Seriously, they lived alone in a tent for how long? Yeah... ( Read more... ) |
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| Title: Beware of Plant Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Philip the Plant, Neville Longbottom Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: sounding Other Warnings: Plant bondage, object insertion, spanking, non consensual human/plant sex. Word Count: ~1100 Summary/Description: He really should have heeded the warning... Author's Notes: Based on Pitcher Plant by akatnamedeaster. ( Beware of Plant ) |
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| Title: Vulgar Sword Play Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Salazar Slytherin/Godric Gryffindor Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: Genital Enhancement Other Warnings: Porn lite Word Count: ~1350 Summary/Description: In which there is penile measurement, innuendo, and *magic*. Author's Notes: Yeah so. If you see any similarities between these two and a couple of brothers from a recently released movie, it's all in your head. But omg, who else was seeing epic Godric/Salazar on the "rainbow bridge"?! *coughs* ( Vulgar Sword Play ) |
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| Title: Hogwarts Does Harry Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Harry/Hogwarts Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad porn month. Clichés include but are not limited to: hapless repair person is seduced by the resident of the castle; Wizards Gone Wild: Spring Summer Break Mischief; gay character tricks straight character of the same gender into sex; hapless character accidentally finds himself in the middle of a debauched situation and ends up joining in; Harry Does Hogwarts Other Warnings: sex with an (animatedly) inanimate object; object insertion; various bits of other weirdness and surprise!ending Word Count: 2450 Summary/Description: There've been many changes to Hogwarts over the years. Perhaps there's an explanation for that... Author's Notes: I have to thank r_grayjoy and leela_cat for gleefully cheering me on while writing this. As for explanations… well. I saw the Harry Does Hogwarts prompt and couldn't pass it up. :D ( Hogwarts Does Harry ) - Tags:
*fic, 2011-04, author: eeyore9990, character: harry, content: anal, content: blowjobs, content: bondage, content: first time, content: item penetration, content: mpreg, content: object insertion, theme: bad porn
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| Title: Devotion (to Duty) Authors: leela_cat and eeyore9990Based On/Inspired By: This Evening’s Entertainment by _odella_Characters/Pairings: Pansy Parkinson/Luna Lovegood, Mr Ollivander, Lord Voldemort Rating: NC-17 Content/Warnings: Implied Physical Abuse (off-screen and not perpetrated by one main character on another) Word Count: ~5300 Summary/Description: The Dark Lord may have an eye for new talent, but Pansy has plans of her own. Author's Notes: We have no notes left. (What she means is, we have no brains left. The zombies inferi ate them.) ( Devotion (to Duty) ) - Tags:
*dd's birthday, *fic, 2011-03, author: eeyore9990, author: leela_cat, character: luna, character: pansy, content: cunnilingus, content: femslash, content: fingering, content: first time, content: lesbians
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| Title: Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon (Without Explicit Instructions) Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Pomona Sprout, Severus Snape, ensemble Rating: R (for really? REALLY????) Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sexology Other Warnings: Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Word Count: ~1800 Summary/Description: It's that time of year again... Author's Notes: Deepest thanks to r_grayjoy and leela_cat for brain-help when mine stopped working. And just because it's too damn funny, have a link to a real-life version of Pomona Sprout's lecture. (And what nearly caused this fic to be titled: There's a Fungus Among Us.) ( Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon (Without Explicit Instructions) ) |
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| Title: Equi-Curiosity Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Ron, Bane Rating: Hard R Kinks/Themes Chosen: Phallophilia Other Warnings: Centaur!wank, Ron!wank, talking with one's mouth full Word Count: ~1500 Summary/Description: How do Centaurs wank? Can they wank (in the traditional 'hands-on-cock' sense)? Ron Weasley investigates. Author's Notes: You know, I never wondered about the mechanics of Centaur self-love until I fell into HP fandom. So… thanks, fandom. :D My life is now complete (until I start wondering about Erumpent mating rituals or some other such oddity.) ( Equi-Curiosity ) |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: nehaleniaFrom: eeyore9990Title: The Mirror of Nrop Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Remus, Sirius/Snape/Remus Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: double penetration, blow jobs Other Warnings/Content: threesome, rimming Word Count: ~5800 Summary/Description: The Mirror of Erised shows only what your heart desires. Teenaged boys, however, don't necessarily desire with their hearts. Author's Notes: Deepest thanks to the mods for their fantastic patience. Thanks also to r_grayjoy for the beta and my recipient for the prompt. :D Note: Jane Austen would either be spinning in her grave at what I've done to her quotes, or she'd be chortling with glee and writing delicious slashy stories right along with us. I prefer to think it'd be the latter. ( Mirror of Nrop ) - Tags:
*fic, *kinky kristmas 2010, 2010-12, author: eeyore9990, character: remus, character: severus, character: sirius, content: bondage, content: double penetration, content: rimming, content: threesome
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: r_grayjoyFrom: eeyore9990Title: Polly's Juices Characters/Pairings: Ron/Draco Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Anonymous sex, semi-public sex Other Warnings/Content: None. Word Count: ~3000 Summary/Description: Ron's utterly bored with the war over and nothing but opening George's new shop in Brighton's wizarding district to look forward to. But anonymous sex with a not-so-stranger could give him a new focus. Author's Notes: With much love and affection. Deepest thanks and adoration to my lovely beta, who deserves ALL THE COOKIES. :D ( Polly's Juices ) |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ships_harryFrom: eeyore9990Title: Sorry Enough Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley/Harry Potter Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Very Coerced Consent (dub con bordering very heavily on non-con) Other Warnings/Content: Infidelity Word Count: 2925 Summary/Description: Harry never dreamed that allowing Fleur to seduce him would lead to this. Author's Notes: To my recipient, whoever you are, I was rather evilly intrigued by your prompt. I can only hope that what I've written is equal to the magnificence of the prompt. My deepest thanks to my beta for her mad skillz and to the mods for their unending patience. ( Sorry Enough ) |
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| Title: It Gets Better Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Draco/Harry Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sacrifice Other Warnings: Ouchy sex (not in a hateful way, just first time sex that isn't all flowers and sparkly vampires unicorns), Underage Word Count: ~3900 Summary/Description: In the Muggle world, the sacrifice is always a virgin. Author's Notes: Hastily written in between finishing off fics for gulf_aid_now and holiday fests… Don't look too hard at the "plot", please! ( It Gets Better ) - Tags:
*fic, 2010-10, author: eeyore9990, character: draco, character: harry, content: anal, content: blowjobs, content: first time, content: loss of virginity, content: student/student, content: teen sex, theme: sacrifices
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| Title: Vindicated Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Lucius Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: humiliation Other Warnings: sounding, nipple clamps, mentions of vomit, dub-to-non-con, sort-of-prostitution Word Count: 3660 Summary/Description: Hermione finds a way to take back the personal power stripped from her during that interminable hour spent at Malfoy Manor. Author's Notes: Okay, so this is the first time I've written sounding and while I'm pretty sure it's not too horribly wrong, there's just no guarantee that it's right either. Damn the internet for not having a play by play available for my "research." Deepest thanks to r_grayjoy for all her help with the research we were able to find. (By "we", I mean "her", of course.) ( Vindicated ) - Tags:
*fic, 2010-08, author: eeyore9990, character: hermione, character: lucius, content: anal, content: cunnilingus, content: dominance, content: dub-con, content: humiliation, content: item penetration, content: non-con, content: sex toys, content: sounding, theme: humiliation
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| Title: Kickin' It Old School Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Snape Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: Touch Other Warnings: Sort of dub-con, inappropriate treatment of a minor by an authority figure (non-sexual), hand jobs Word Count: ~1350 Summary/Description: Harry and Draco's constant fighting lands them in detention… even though they're on summer hols. Author's Notes: I was missing some old-school Drarry from my life, so I decided to write it. :D By old-school, I mean this is horribly AU, clichés are scattered throughout, and the only thing missing from Caps!Lock!Harry is the capslock. Whee, old-school! (Though obviously, I need to return to school myself and relearn how to do this "porn-writing" thing…) ( Detention! ) |
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| Title: A Tangled Web Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Sirius, James, Remus, Peter, Severus, Other Severus Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: Android Other Warnings: porn!lite, late arrival of a point, lack of sense, bi-polar story telling Word Count: ~1900 Summary/Description: When the new Muggle Studies professor assigns Mary Shelley's Frankenstein to his students, he couldn't have known what kind of ideas he'd put in Sirius Black's head. Author's Notes: This started off as a quick and dirty, humourous take on Marauders and their shenanigans. And then it... went a bit weird. My thanks to r_grayjoy for lending out her plotbunny, to alisanne and leela_cat for their tremendous help with brainstorming. ( A Tangled Web ) - Tags:
*fic, 2010-05, author: eeyore9990, character: james, character: peter, character: remus, character: severus, character: sirius, content: anal, content: blowjobs, theme: androids
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| Title: Filth and Depravity Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Harry/various unnamed persons, Harry/statue Rating: NCC-1701 (because I have to go with Star Trek to find a rating higher than NC-17) Kinks/Themes Chosen: All of 'em (incest, paddling, pediophilia [arousal by or attraction to... statues], xenophilia [a sexual attraction to... strangers]) Other Warnings: glory hole smut, complete and utter filth Word Count: ~1300 Summary/Description: Harry is completely beyond healing. Author's Notes: Oh hi there, my daily_deviant posting date! Nice to see you're still capable of sneaking up on me like this. Reader beware: there is absolutely nothing redeeming about this filthy little fic. A/N #2: The first scene is totally based on the absolutely delicious art, Eternal Glory, by doveypoo. ( Filth and Depravity ) - Tags:
*fic, 2010-04, author: eeyore9990, character: harry, content: anal, content: blowjobs, content: exhibitionism, content: handjobs, content: incest, content: public sex, theme: incest, theme: paddling, theme: pediophilia, theme: xenophilia
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| Title: Persuasion Author: eeyore9990Based On/Inspired By: At Long Last by tripperfunsterCharacters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Horace Slughorn Rating: Hard R (art is NC-17) Content/Warnings: fellatio Word Count: ~1k Summary/Description: We all know Dumbledore tried to convince Slughorn to come back to Hogwarts at least ONCE before he dragged Harry along... Author's Notes: I have always been a HUGE fan of tripperfunster and while this fic in no way truly captures the essence of her art, I had to pay it (and her!) tribute. ( Persuasion ) |
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| Title: A Blessing in Disguise Author: eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Bill/Harry, Ragnok the Goblin Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: sexual harassment Other Warnings: creepy goblin is creepy? Word Count: ~2250 Summary/Description: Harry learns the hard way to speak carefully around the goblins. Author's Notes: For leela_cat. Happy birthday, darling one! Also: I am so, so sorry. :P ( A Blessing in Disguise ) |
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