Title: I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
Author:
faradayCharacters: Crabbe/Goyle/Stubby Boardman
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con(ish), Crabbe and Goyle. Sorry, that's a warning in my book.
Themes/kinks chosen: Faux spoilers month: Regulus Black is really Stubby Boardman,
and Crabbe and Goyle realize they are terrible at magic and, in a bizarre twist of fate, end up forming a rock band with Dudley Dursley.
Word Count: 1244 words.
Summary: Stubby Boardman will do anything to relive his glory days.
Author's notes: So I had this fantastic fic all thought and planned out - where Stubby is the Simon Cowell of the Wizarding version of the X Factor, and Crabbe/Goyle/Dudley are his struggling band trying to make it through the competition, but alas, there was not a drop of smut to be had in that storyline (just crack comedy), so we had to make do with this instead. Title from the song by Regurgitator. Hope you enjoy. Thanks to Millieweasley for the beta!
( I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am )