the orient express

So the train is like, self-resetting. I split the bed last night, so we'd at least have two beds? It was one bed again this morning. So much for that grand plan. Stupid train.

Anyone having any luck with cell phones? Been trying to reach the team and can't even get to voice mail.

Train needs to stop somewhere, like, yesterday. In addition to being a train of crazy, this prolonged isolation is making me look like crap. No manicures. No pedicures. No quality conditioner. I think I'm actually drying out all over. because i'm actually drying out ewwww And I'm starving, too. Those stupid cows are starting to look delicious.

It's official. Complete. And utter. Disaster.

Attention, passengers of the abduction train: I'm looking for an imaginary beastie that answers to 'Tinkerbell.' A small boy has taken up residence in my cabin and I'm afraid he's convinced that fairies do, in fact, exist.

If you see a little spot of reflected light or hear bells, be careful about where you step. The child has a sword.

[Filtered; Sam Winchester]

My roommate is blue.

And has a tail.