the orient express

[Juliet St Laurent]

Jamie Dorny mentioned you were going out to look for flamethrowers together, did you find anything? Was there a shopping mall or something? Not ..that shopping malls usually have ..flamethrowers, I just wondered if you managed to get a bit of a scope of the area.

[Kelly]

Do you want to go have a proper look outside, see if we can find anything useful for the train? There might be flamethrowers.

Er. How ..did I get here?

Is here a train?

Pregnant lady left alone with chocolates. There is was other outcome possible. I've no one to blame but myself.

So, if it's not already out there? The unassuming peppermint creams with the dark chocolate cause you to hallucinate dozens of pink elephants, tiny pink elephants – dancing and singing around your head.

Terrifying.

Is it just me or is that scene from Dumbo as scary as fuck?

And Disney. Underage drinking, really? Since when did cheap Champagne have side-effects similar to bad LSD trip? Perhaps that's only in juvenile elephants.

So um, this post has two purposes. First, it is to say, my girlfriend Nina hasn't got much longer before we welcome our little furry bundle of joy onto the train. So... I hope the doctors are, er, prepared for that. Not entirely sure I am, but

Secondly, I was curious, since I can't be sure if the train is going to stop before she has it... Is anyone authorized to perform a marriage ceremony? Mere curiosity of course!

Every 1 that ran in 2 that emo bastard since the memory stuff - I forgot me power n we though we had 2 stay separate. Pls ignore everything he said.

Oh n he ate 1 of them boiled lollies n now he's got long flowing locks lieu a shampoo ad. So I wrestled him in 2 a dress. I'm about to push him out into the hall n lock the door - remember its him n not me.

OI HOO LEFT SWEETS? THATS WELL NICE I LOVE PEENUT CLUSTERS

[One moment she was on Galactica's hanger deck and the next she was somewhere else. A room of some sort on a moving vehicle if the landscape rushing past outside the window was anything to go by. A prison cell? No, these quarters looked much too comfortable to be that.]

"Hello? Is anyone there? [...] Are you alive?"

Alright. I'm coming up on day THREE of having that damned Gotye song stuck imh.

And no amount of STP, Fallout Boy or Halestorm will DROWN IT OUT.

I'm about to get desperate. . .

DINOSAURS EH? WELL I WATCHED JURASSIC PARK LKE FIFTY TIMES OR SOME SHIT SO IM LIKE BASICLY AN EXPERT YEAH.

WHOSE GOT JELLY WEARE GONNA NEED THAT??