the orient express

Oh, blast.

This isn't the ministry, is it?

Well...at least I'm not splinched.

And here I thought I could actually do magic now...

Good morning, denizens of the train!

I'm sure I haven't introduced myself, formally or otherwise. I'm Ariana, I've been here for a little while. A couple of months or so.

Since I'm sure more than a few of us were spoiled by the treatment at the resort, and since it has been suggested on more than one occasion, I thought I'd offer my services, such as they are.

At home, I run a spa, and I've trained in several methods of massage therapy. I'd be willing to tutor anyone interested in learning, or offering massages to those just interested in that side of it.

Are you going to the bonfire, or am I going to be the only relic that shows up there? ;)

Hello, how are you?

Do we think this is some sort of trap, or are we not that cynical?

this is my roommate. Save me?

It was a zombie jamboree
Took place in the New York cemetery
Oh, it was a zombie jamboree
Took place in the New York cemetery

Zombies from all parts of the island
Some of them are great Calypsonians
Since the season was carnival
They got together in bacchanal
And they were singing

Back to back, ghoul, belly to belly
Well, I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Back to back, oh oh oh, belly to belly
It's a zombie jamboree

How are you settling in?

And just how many new arrivals have you toured around so far?