Hello, everyone. This is your captain speaking...
Except I guess I'm not your captain. I'm
a captain. Captain Martin Crieff of MJN Air...but right now I'm not on an aeroplane I'm...locked out of a...train. But I thought-- I mean I
was flying an aeroplane until...Erm. Until I landed it. I certainly wasn't brought here mid-flight...that would be...that would be...
Oh dear.