the orient express

I fucking hate this shit train.

Did anyone else sing twice?

I swear, if I start fucking singing again I'm going to bust someone's damn head.

There's something really wrong with being able to shoot fish while underwater.



Lady Artemis, are you here? It's Thalia.

Still want to get your ass kicked by me or you done being a little punk ass bitch? I was going to hit you up sooner but I was saddled with a baby so it had to wait. I understand if you want to chicken out though.

I saw your names on doors.

Are you really here?

Two of you are dead

I was bored.

There was ice, a blender, and alcohol.

We now have daiquiris in the middle kitchen.

Have fun. If you're not of legal drinking age in your when and where, don't drink them. Underage drinking is bad. It leads to babies.

You ever realize how awesome the butterfly in the Last Unicorn is when you're full of pain meds and bone mending potion? I swear, he wasn't this awesome before. But he sings the best songs. And they're all like, real songs.

I love the doctors here.

The entertainment car is really pretty.

I should be in my room but I wanted to watch a cartoon. And that almost rhymed. Room. Cartoon.

Oh my God, really?

This is crazy, actually it's beyond crazy, it's insane. I get the stuck on a train thing, well I don't actually get it but I can comprehend that's what's going on. I feel like I'm stuck in some endless horror movie loop that just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Awesome. Something I can fucking kill.

I don't even care what the damn things are. Slice off their fucking heads and they die, right?

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Hey, I just... You're not mad at me are you?

I wasn't trying to chose sides I was just kinda... being over protective of you I guess.

So, an announcement should be made, because not a living soul on this train should miss out on the most perfect baby to be brought into the world.

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Her name is Eve Sands. She weighs 7 pounds 5 ounces, she is 19 inches long. And she was born at 6:30 this morning.

Isn't she beautiful?

(OoC: Edited the name to suit canon.)

I grew whiskers. Like a cat.

Seriously, what the fuck.

So. A train! With its own little network for all of us to get to know one another. I have my own theories, of course, but I'm interested. Are you all unwilling inmates? Where are we? And more... to the point, is anyone willing to own to up to putting us here? I'm so anxious to get to know you all.

WHO KNOWS HOW TO DRAW A TRAIN?! We need prom posters.

Also, this can serve as like, the official nomination post for prom court. Usually only the top three or four nominees get to run, but whatever, I guess everyone who decides to run or is nominated can be in the running. You can totally nominate yourself if you want.

Sorry if I don't know your whole name but some of you are new.

PEOPLE RUNNING FOR PROM KING SO FAR:

Tyler Tristan Werewolf
Blond guy Jace
Marvel
Matt Prept
Cato

PEOPLE RUNNING FOR PROM QUEEN SO FAR:

Quinn Morgendorffer
Clary
Lily Luna Potter
Sophia
Glimmer

I really can't believe I need to explain this, but apparently there is one really rude person who does not understand how proms work.

Proms are events held at high schools, so people who go are usually in high school. Either that or they are the college aged dates of people in high school. I know Lawndale has an age limit at their prom of 20, so really I'm being super nice by letting people who are 21 go! Proms aren't something you get to go to just because you want to go or think you can bully the committee into going. If that were true I'm sure my friend Sandi's mom would go and embarrass herself and everyone else there by wishing she were our age again.

ANYWAY I'M REALLY EXCITED AND CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FIRST EVER TRAIN PROM! It won't be as good as Lawndale's, but it'll be an okay substitute I think.

I need something to keep me from feeding one of the new girls to the children of the corn. Anybody got any ideas? It needs to be aggressive, to kill the aggression runnin' through my veins.

You get extra points if your name starts with a D and you're damn sexy.

WOULD ANY NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE TO TALK? I REALIZE THAT ON THIS TRAIN, THAT IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND, BUT I WOULD JUST LIKE SOMEONE NORMAL TO TALK TO.

NORMAL INCLUDES:

- YOU HAVE YOUR MEMORY
- YOU DON'T TRY TO CONVINCE ME I AM THE CRAZY ONE
- YOU LIKE CLOTHES OR MAKEUP OR NAIL POLISH OR DOING YOUR HAIR. ALL 4 ARE PREFERABLE BUT I'LL TAKE ANYTHING I CAN GET.

ANY OF THOSE, OR NONE OF THOSE AND INSTEAD

- YOU ARE A CUTE BOY

EDIT: ATTENTION PEOPLE UNDER 22: THERE WILL BE A PROM SOMETIME AROUND THE FOURTH OF JULY OR SOMETHING. IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO.

PEOPLE 22 AND OLDER: YOU CAN'T COME. NOT AS CHAPERONES, NOT AS DATES, NOT AT ALL. IF WE FIND YOU IN THERE WE WILL THROW YOU OUT ON YOUR WRINKLED BUTTS.

Man this train is HUGE now. It was what... Maybe 17 cars when I first got on, and now it's like 30. And I think we're working on small city status as far as the rooms go.

I hope to god it didn't pick up that many people while we were "on vacation". I also hope it doesn't make us pay for said vacation by dumping on us when we're least expecting it.

Oh former neighbors... I kidnapped your room, I can't remember who was in there. Not very neighborly of me, I know. But hey, you can get a break from the crazy noises coming from next-door right?

[Daryl]

In case you haven't discovered it yet, I talked Sophia into taking our old room.

And the baby stuff in ours is for Nina and George. I'm not plotting or anything.

Well, welcome back to the train, everyone.

I never know if it's a good thing or a bad thing when it tells us where we're going right off. I don't suppose anyone's from Tennessee in, around, or after 2014? If there's some major event, I'd like to be prepared for it.

Long shot, I know.