OH. MY. GOD. What IS this place?! I mean one second I'm just curling my eyelashes at the bathroom sink and trying to tell Sandi that of
course mustard is different from goldenrod and that I would never call her new skirt mustard because it's totally goldenrod and goldenrod goes better with her skintone and also mustard has never been on trend
ever because it doesn't look good on anyone at all, and the next I'm lying on some bed in a tiny room that isn't even decorated right because there's no mirror and the closet is too small with a window that looks onto some gross corn field and there's this ugly wolf carved into the door, I mean what is
that about? Anyway I want to go to Cashman's since I just got Daddy to pay me for getting a C on my math test, anyone know where the Fashion Club is? They totally need to come with me since there's a new limited edition lip gloss collection coming out soon and I think there's one that will go perfectly with Sandi's new goldenrod skirt and set off her brand new highlights! Except then she'll need to find a top in a nice complementary neutral and everyone knows Sandi hates neutrals, but oh well, that's her right as the President! I would never try to take her place and tell her what to do, even if neutrals look way better on her than those bland pastels she always wants to try. So which way is Cashman's?