the orient express

One- it is highly unamusing that not only did the train lock us out for 48 hours but that my room is now gone and I've been given another. Did anyone else find chocolate in their nightstand?

Two-I met a woman from the Möbius Corporation last night. They have a solution to getting the train back under control and she's all ready implemented it.

ETA: I am only the messenger and have only the smallest amount of information. It is up to you whether to believe it or not. But the first person who knocks on my door or tries to break it down will get shot. If you think I'm joking, try me.

Narnia? Are they quite serious? Whoever "they" are

Ms. Kyle.

When did you come back arrive? Alfred is also here.

We should talk.

So, awesome. The train gives us coats and boots and stops us in a winter wonderland. I mean, I know it's been a while since we've been locked out, but I think I smell just that. I'd suggest tying the coat and boots to your person in case it decides to do it again -- and I wouldn't be showering or having sex around midnight any given night. And then just hope I'm wrong =/ I don't want to get locked out in this shit

I have come to understand I have been kidnapped by a train. Not simply onto a train, but by it.

If anyone would care to elaborate further, I should like to hear it.

I tried everything.

My accounts don't exist.

Gotham doesn't exist.

I know whoever runs this train can read this. I'll be waiting for you outside of the first car. Come out now or I will find you.

Well hello China. That's one way to get as far away as possible travel halfway around the world.

I'd have to say, teleportation to a train is a new one. Quite the trick. I liked the note though, it was a nice touch. Very...cheery.


If there's a Nick Burkhardt out there, I'd like to have a word.