the orient express

Some time ago, I had mentioned to a few that we should taunt the men, with leather trousers, and white shirts. And arm each other with water balloons.

Since the train seems to have nothing too nefarious in mind, I think it is time to launch this plan. Perhaps get some minds off of power losses, and have some general teasing fun.

Is anyone else for this venture?

Edit: I do have a few spare pairs, if anyone is interested and simply lack the article of clothing.

I was on a plane headed for New York and now I'm on a train traveling through dino-land.  Tony where are you?

Okay, so. . .assuming I am stuck on this train for the foreseeable future.

What exactly is there to DO on board? Not that I don't appreciate all the books on this pad thingy that came with the room, but is there a bar or something? I think I could use a drink.

Also, is there a Margaret on board? Your name's on the same room as mine. I assume that makes us roommates and I'd like to stop sleeping in the Observation Car.

Something is wrong with me like really wrong and I don't like this. I feel rather unsafe right now in this state along with so many other words.

[Faith]
How are your slayer abilities? Do you still have them?

No, no, no, no, NO! I'm not supposed to be here!

Speaking of, where is 'here', by the way?

Right. So I've been kidnapped by Thomas the Tank Engine: space-time edition? At least he's got intranet - though you'd think it'd be a little more advanced than post-by-post. I don't suppose this Tortuga I've seen mentioned has anything to do with file sharing? What do you people do for fun around here?

The pyramids weren't too terribly bad I suppose. But this? Not an era I was looking to revisit.

Private to Nick Cutter
If you still want to ask your questions scientist, I believe I am in a better disposition to answer them.

So my brother tells me this is what passes for normal around here. Not claiming to understand anything just yet, but hello - I'm Nathan. I just got in last night, so feel free to correct me on spelling, but is there a Castiel around here somewhere? I'm apparently your new roommate.

I never in a million years thought I'd say this while trapped on this train, but. . .

I am BORED.

What in the fresh hell is this shit?

What am I doing on a train?

I feel no shame, I'm proud of where I came from, I was born and raised in the Boondocks.
One thing I know no matter where I go, I keep my heart and soul in the Boondocks.

Anyone else getting the ache for home? The only part I don't miss is getting shot at. I even miss the feel of crushed shale under my feet.

I wonder what the chances are we'd get to go somewhere like it, or go before shit hit the fan.

I need a drink

So the next stop's Tortuga, which means pirates, right?

I'm so getting me one of those swords.

Are you fucking serious?

Really?

Really?

Now??? Son of a bitch!

[Some time later]

That reader thing that was in my room? I need a new one. It broke. And the light fixture. That too. And...I need another pillow.

And who the hell is Hal York and why is his name on my damn door?

Fucking hell. This is a first... Never had a locating spell backfire like that before.

Right then.

Please tell me someone on this train has got some fucking nicotine because I'm on me last Silk Cut and something tells me the bloody pyramids outside aren't going to have any in stock.

Does anyone know where a guy could get some pants?

I guess an extreme amount of sand is better than being crushed under water or surrounded by dead bodies.

I think I saw a camel. :P

Although, it's hard to tell. It might have just been a pile of sand.

Things bear mace does not do: repel bears.

Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, cause my meatsuit to have asthma attacks.

Lesson learned.

I didn't think anywhere could be this fucking boring, but Nebraska proved me wrong.

This little contraption is interesting. Is it working?


Excuse me, I am just a bit shaky on my North American geography as of late, but where is Nebraska in relation to Illinois? I seem to have misplaced a train and a fair number of

Individuals

Forgivem e, Im not entirely certain how this silly thing works.

How the hell did I get from CA to a train in the middle of fucking Nebraska? Red, you got anything to do with this?