the orient express

I miss the woods.

This place is comforting for some reason. I might even sleep the whole night. Unpopular opinion: I like the change of scenery.

I fucking hate this train! We just can't have anything nice, can we?

[Derek Hale]
Umm hey, I don't mean to be a pest or anything, but do you have a roommate?

Christ almighty! Not singing again!

What's with all of the babies?

Although, I do prefer babies over the zombies.

And this scenery gives me a headache.

Didn't think that eating a couple tomatoes would suck me on the express way to zombie world, but girl's gotta get used to strange things happening to her.


Since I'm wide awake now, and bored, I think I might see if there's any food around here. Maybe do some zombie killing, Anyone want to accompany the new girl?

I'm Marceline by the way.

I am most certainly not amused.

There is, should anyone desire it, fresh venison in the kitchen. I assure you it is not afflicted with the demons that haunt many of the other living creatures.

Take note, any head doctors we got on board. Zombie target practice is good for the soul. Would make good therapy even if it don't bring nobody back or nothing.

Ganking zombies isn't as satisfying as I wanted it to be.


( Leeloo )

The resort was nice and all, but I almost think this is better. I need something to kill.


( Private to Ice )

I just got here yesterday. I can honestly say I don't understand what's happening, but I have figured out that you can get off this thing since it's stopped. Apparently getting off means demon zombies or zombie demons or dead demons who've become living zombies.

I don't know.

What I know is that everyone is going to want me off this train in a few days and I want to know if I can get back on after I get off because whatever world is out there? It's not mine and I have a feeling that this train? Is the only way I'm getting back to mine. I'm not interested in getting left behind.

Blah blah the importance of conveying information blah blah.

There are a dozen flamethrowers in the baggage car. Some very large guns that would knock me over if I tried to use them, and holy water.

No, not really holy water. I just thought that'd be funny. I mean, unless water from a church faucet is holy. Is it?

We've also made a rough map of the area, and marked the locations of the places we found weapons within reasonable distance for anyone inclined to have an adventure of their own. The map is in the front kitchen, and should stay in the front kitchen. Make a copy if you're walking out or use the coordinates on it if you're apparating.

IT IS NOT FUN OUTSIDE. I just wanted that out there, in case anyone had any delusions it was.

Oh my God, really?

This is crazy, actually it's beyond crazy, it's insane. I get the stuck on a train thing, well I don't actually get it but I can comprehend that's what's going on. I feel like I'm stuck in some endless horror movie loop that just keeps getting weirder and weirder.