the orient express

This isn't exactly how I expected to spend my honeymoon but I guess it could be worse.

So, are we in space and has anyone, by some chance, seen an Egyptian goddess?

Now I don't know where I am or how those great metal beasties got me here, but anyone here is in cahoots with them you'll learn the hard way that nobody can kidnap a McCrimmon and get away with it.

If you're not in cahoots with them, I've got no quarrel with you, and wouldn't be opposed to some assistance. If you've seen a big blue wooden box or a wee laddie in tartan trousers and a bow tie going by 'the Doctor', I'd be much obliged if you'd point me in the right direction.

Narnia? Are they quite serious? Whoever "they" are

Right.  My wife is gone.  Again.

I'm off to explore Narnia.  Maybe I'll find Mrs Beaver and she'll make me tea and cookies.

Thanks, train, but I really could have done without the wreath of laurels growing out of my head.  I'm not a centurion anymore.

I can't believe she's gone. Again. How many times do I have to loose her? At least I told her how I feel - and heard the words I needed.

I feel like going shopping. Does anyone want to come with me?

So hey, PSA and all that.

I know we don't know when this son of a bitch is going to stop, but the witches and wizards from my world have been practicing a translation spell. Anyone interested when we do stop, track one of us down and we'll cast it on you. We're offering no promises on how well it'll work, or how long it'll stick, and if you're impervious to magic ... well, don't bother =D It probably won't work on you.

If you want a demonstration beforehand, I know there are a few of us willing to wave our wands around for you to see.

Anyone else hoping for a nice, normal stop?

[Doctor + Companions = Team TARDIS]
Do you think the TARDIS' translation circuit will work for us there?  I haven't had a stop anywhere that the natives didn't already speak English, so I haven't been able to test it.  It'd make Shanghai a whole lot easier if it worked.
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[Amy Pond]
So.  Hello.  Shanghai.  We're going exploring, aren't we?
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Help need a doctor

parlor car

This place lacks stability. My brain already lacks stability. Too much more of this and I might start thinking things.

Rory, I seem to have found something that belongs to you!

If you haven't seen yet, it appears Dr. Watson and Mr. Holmes have been sent back. At least they went back together

So we're a little shorter staffed than usual.

[If you have a character that's part of the medical staff, let me know and I will add them to the filter. thanks!]

Right, then.

Amy's gone.

She was here without me, and I didn't know.  So, that could happen again.  Right?

Doctor, you'd better have her, somewhere. Somewhen.

I feel a tad bit left out in not receiving a baby.

I'm sure if I had to wake up to the crying, I'd change my mind, though.

[Private to Nathan]

I saw that Claire got left one. Do you two need help?

..Okay, what is this train, and what universe am I in?

Okay so feel free to tell me if I'm wrong, or overreacting or if you have a solution or anything but if what Jaime's said is true and these zombies are actually demons inside dead bodies and destroying the bodies is just like evicting said demon so they look for another home - wouldn't it seem like a bloody good idea to STOP KILLING THE BODIES????

We're giving them even more of a reason to want to create more dead bodies, and that seems like a pretty bad idea to me personally, but I don't even have a body they can use so it doesn't make much difference to me, I'm just rather people not get themselves killed.

And don't even get me started on the bloody flamethrowers.

I would like to inform everyone that Dr. Snowden and I have opted to remain on board. We'll be staffing the infirmary in the event there are any ... incidents. I hope there are no i

But please try to be safe, everyone.

REMEMBER:

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts

And maybe take a cricket bat just in case.

Yes, I'm aware I'm mixing my zombielore. Deal with it. ;)

Not what I'd expected for my first stop.  So much for going outside.  It'd be a pity, except I'm pretty certain I couldn't get a decent cup of tea in Nashville, anyway.

Oh- and, uh, no one die, yeah?