WOULD ANY
NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE TO TALK? I REALIZE THAT ON THIS TRAIN, THAT IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND, BUT I WOULD JUST LIKE SOMEONE NORMAL TO TALK TO.
NORMAL INCLUDES:
- YOU HAVE YOUR MEMORY
- YOU DON'T TRY TO CONVINCE ME I AM THE CRAZY ONE
- YOU LIKE CLOTHES OR MAKEUP OR NAIL POLISH OR DOING YOUR HAIR. ALL 4 ARE PREFERABLE BUT I'LL TAKE ANYTHING I CAN GET.
ANY OF THOSE, OR NONE OF THOSE AND INSTEAD
- YOU ARE A CUTE BOY
EDIT: ATTENTION PEOPLE UNDER 22: THERE WILL BE A PROM SOMETIME AROUND THE FOURTH OF JULY OR SOMETHING. IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO.
PEOPLE 22 AND OLDER: YOU CAN'T COME. NOT AS CHAPERONES, NOT AS DATES, NOT AT ALL. IF WE FIND YOU IN THERE WE WILL THROW YOU OUT ON YOUR WRINKLED BUTTS.