the orient express

I'm working on living out the childhood I never got. Tell me what your favorite childhood game was and why. I might wind up asking you the rules if I'm not familiar with it. Sorry about that. You could say I don't have a lot of practical experience with games.

[filtered to the avengers + pepper potts]

How would you guys feel about playing a game of Truth or Dare while we're still stuck on the train? It's still some time before we reach freedom at the stop in China and I'm getting cabin fever. No one wants that, right? Right.

EDIT: [filtered to avengers, pepper, and jo harvelle]

Hey, Jo! You up for a game of Truth or Dare to try to beat the boredom until this thing decides to stop in Shanghai?

I swear, if I start fucking singing again I'm going to bust someone's damn head.

NO!

You've got to be freaking kidding.

Where'd all the water go??!

SERIOUSLY??

Hmm. Are you guys undead? You don't feel like empousai. I can't feel them, but I can feel some of you guys. And I can feel dead things.

Well, thanks a fucking lot train. I guess I'm now back at square one since Sherlock and John were sent back. Is anyone on this train good at playing guess what's in a certain thing and want to try and make something that does what I need it to do? Cause if I run out then I'm fucked.

I don't know why everyone is /constipated/. This underwater view is actually kind of nice. At least the /oven/ isn't shining.

Is anyone going to get upset if I eat all the /hamsters/ in the kitchen? I'm starving.

Miss Starr,

I have a potential draught of your serum for you to try. It may not be completely efficient right now so please be prepared for the instance that it is not. I will be attempting to modify it to a more efficient level henceforth.

Regards,

SH.

Any of you weenies up at this hour? The ghosts here are horrible conversationalists.

...I saw one floating around, and when I asked his name, he faded away.

Glob this is starting to suck, and I'm hungry

[Private to Cinderella]

I vant to suck your blood!

Miss Starr,

I have been informed by my partner that you require some assistance in concocting some medication-

I have a few questions about it before I begin, in order to ensure I don't kill you, you understand.

Regards,

S.H

Hey, I was told that I should probably talk to you guys about a thing I need. I have a serum that I need to take and right now I have some to last me a bit, but I'm going to run out at some point. From what I'm told you get sent back when the train decides to send you back, which brings up a bit of a problem for me. I wasn't sure if any of you were up for trying to figure out what's in the serum for me? I have no idea and I know that isn't much help, but I really do need it. Or people on this train will die when I go off the serum. I'm happy to spare a bottle if someone is up for trying to figure out what's in it or trying to make a new one.

Is this type of crap normal? Then again this train isn't exactly what I would call normal. If the stories about Charlotte were true, she would be in heaven on this train right now but because the babies would be her dinner then again she's ashed.

How the hell do I get myself back home? I need to see if anyone can be more helpful because I don't like feeling trapped.