the orient express

Fred is gone.

I'll be in my room.

Ahem.

If anyone has had more than their fill of these odd little sweets, feel free to drop them off with me or Fred, and we'll make sure to properly dispose of them.

[Filered to Fred]

My hair turned black! For twenty whole minutes I wasn't a ginger. I got a picture.

We need to figure out how these things work. Like...seriously, these things would sell. So wherever you are, get back here. We've got work to do, things to blow up hopefully.

Right. Train service announcement.

From now on I wish to be known as 'Dead Fred'. For comedy purposes.

Or 'D.F' to my friends.

Carry on.

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bloody hell

hell

hello? george?
Are things meant to be this... trainy?

This is not good.

Well, no. That's a lie. You could have been splinched Katie. Hello? Anyone? Hopefully someone I know. Maybe. Possibly.

This is Katie. Katie Bell? Merlin, did anyone know that it's grey outside?!

[Private to Ginny]

Don't fall apart there, okay, Ginny?

And I know Perce is a git, but don't get yourself all rumpled over him. He isn't worth it.

Oh, and hey, would you mind having a roommate? I can sleep on the floor if you've just got one bed. Or the sofa. I'm flexible.

[Private to Nathan Young]

Hey there, apparently I'm your roommate. Hoping to get a room with my sister, so hopefully I shouldn't be bothering you much longer. Not that I'm a bother, of course.

[Sent to the Train]

Just a public service announcement that - yes, my family is taking over the train.

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...what?