the orient express

I tried everything.

My accounts don't exist.

Gotham doesn't exist.

I know whoever runs this train can read this. I'll be waiting for you outside of the first car. Come out now or I will find you.

[Filtered to Jo]

Up for some Shanghai exploring? Or Shanghai Shenanigans?

[Filtered to Tasha]

How you holding up?

Don't suppose the other me and Tasha ever spoke about Bucky Barnes, did we?

So, now that I know my way around the place (and situation) a little better-

Hi, I'm Neal Caffrey. I wound up here the other day, and right now I'm feeling pretty curious. Anyone feel like chatting?

Testing. Testing. One, two. Testing. One. Two.

Okay. I want a high precision mass spectrometer to show up. I'm fully expecting it. Don't let me down, train.

EDIT: It appears I have no special wishing rights with the train. Let down all around. I think that means you can't blame me for being here, Steve. Sorry. Looks like the train couldn't resist your charm.

Well.  This isn't Brooklyn.  Or the subway I intended to board.

Right. In hopes that I haven't blasted myself into some alternate dimension, can someone tell me what's going on here?

( Jo's singing to herself without even realizing it )

...Aw, hell.

I have to say that I'm kinda pleased with the whole dark cave thing! It's always good to know that your friends, and loved ones, aren't going to burst into flames accidentally.

Seriously train?

Sherlock, John, and Loki, all in one swoop? I hate you a lot of the time.

[Clint]
Please tell me you're still here?

See? That wasn't so bad, was it? Ask me nicely and next time I'll use the crop!

Clint, regarding what you said the other day, I really think we need to /shag/.

¿ɔıʇdʎɹɔ puɐ ʎdǝǝɹɔ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ puoʎǝq ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ʍouʞ ǝʍ op ˙suoısnןɔuoɔ ʎuɐ uǝǝs ʇou ʇnq 'sıɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ƃuıʞןɐʇ ǝןdoǝd ɹǝɥʇo ǝɯos pɐǝɹ ǝʌ,ı ¿uǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʇ pıp ʍoɥ ˙ʇnoɔs ʎoq ʇsɹıɟ s,ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ɟo ʇsoɥƃ ʎןʇuǝɹɐddɐ ǝɥʇ ʎq pǝddoʇs ʇǝƃ oʇ ʎןuo sn ɹoɟ uo ƃuıoƃ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,ǝʍ ʍǝıʌ ɐǝs-ǝɥʇ-ɹǝpun ǝɥʇ ʎoɾuǝ oʇ ʞןɐʍ ǝɔıu ɐ ɹoɟ oƃ ı ¿sıɥʇ sı uıɐɹʇ ɟo puıʞ ʇɐɥʍ

[ooc: translation for people who don't want to struggle to read upside down text!

what kind of train is this? i go for a nice walk to enjoy the under-the-sea view we've got going on for us only to get stopped by the apparently ghost of america's first boy scout. how did that happen? i've read some other people talking about this, but not seen any conclusions. do we know anything beyond they're creepy and cryptic?]

Yesterday was a very good day
This train definitely has some good benefits

Think last night was the first time I've had a decent sleep since getting here.

[Filtered to Loki]

So, I've been doing some thinking and talking with Joand I figure given we're stuck on this silver bullet, we might as well try to get along. Yay/nay?

So this is mostly aimed at the people who were here when it was going on, but has anyone seen a ghost that wasn't someone killed on the train back before New York? Or are we just seeing victim ghosts?

And does anyone have a list of names of the people who were victims? I mean, was anyone keeping track?

[Filtered to Jo]

Sure you've probably seen the boards but it seems Cap's ghost is here.

This is really weird.

What the I'm pretty sure I just saw a fucking ghost. And no, I don't mean a ghost like those we have as passengers, I mean a floating about, see-through sort of ghost. Maybe I just need to get some more sleep. Maybe I've finally cracked.

[Sherlock]
Remember the little girl victim during the murder spree? It looked like her. I think I'm going mental.

This is Tony Stark. I have a handcuff problem. Anyone on board have anything that can cut through a very serious set of handcuffs or possibly pick a lock?

First zombies, and now babies. Bright side? They're not zombie!babies. Even if they are named after or are certain dead historical people. That's a lot of freaky going on, but I think it's better than what's going on outside. I'm not sure.

[Private to Derek Hale]

Tell me that the train didn't grace you with a bundle of joy, and that you still don't have a roommate.

Noticed all the people getting bombarded with babies.

You get bombarded with one?