the orient express

Hello, love.

If we could manage to invent a spell -- and there is no promise that we can -- that could circumvent deafness, would you be interested in that? We've opted to work on it, but if you weren't interested, then I wouldn't subject you to it.

To those finding miscellaneous winter gear in their closets, we are collecting it in the baggage car. From what we've been able to tell, it actually is our clothing. One of the coats was mine, from home. I haven't come across my boots yet, but I imagine they'll show up.

So if you find anything randomly in your closet, go ahead and bring it up front. We'll see if we can sort it out and match up the boots and see who it belongs to. If you find anything of yours, by all means rescue it. ;)

Uh...my hair is green.

And...has flowers growing out of it.

Would you like to come over and watch the sky for a bit?

Hi, are you free sometime today?

So hey, PSA and all that.

I know we don't know when this son of a bitch is going to stop, but the witches and wizards from my world have been practicing a translation spell. Anyone interested when we do stop, track one of us down and we'll cast it on you. We're offering no promises on how well it'll work, or how long it'll stick, and if you're impervious to magic ... well, don't bother =D It probably won't work on you.

If you want a demonstration beforehand, I know there are a few of us willing to wave our wands around for you to see.

I might regret this.

What does 'booty' mean?

Hello. My name is Nick Andros.

I hope I'm doing this right.