the orient express

Admittedly, this isn't the first time I've woken up in the middle of a frozen wilderness with no memory of how I got there. It is, however, the first time I've woken up in such a situation fully clothed and on a train.

Anyone want to tell me where I am?

This train has a twisted sense of humor. When will it leave me alone? I jokingly wish that it could bring Pete to me so I'm not alone. And instead of my partner, little Pete, shows up on my dresser.

( I'm really not amused )

Has anyone been brave enough to fuck with the plants? I saw one but I'm not going to screw with it or get near it when who the hell knows what it might do. All I know is I saw one and turned right back around before anything could happen. I'm not really in the mood to go have a surprised that hurts me or does something to me that I don't want from the train without any idea on what the surprise actually is.

Not again. I can't do this again.

Fucking train. I so called it on how Derek was going to get taken away from this train, but maybe he can start his pack now.

Does this fucking asshole of a train have something against me making friends? Like seriously cause I'm curious right now. I need a drink. Who wants to go hit up a bar or something with me? I'll save the alcohol in my room for when the train starts to move again.

This is definitely not Charleston. What the hell is going on?

I fucking hate this shit train.

Did anyone else sing twice?

I fucking hate this train! We just can't have anything nice, can we?

[Derek Hale]
Umm hey, I don't mean to be a pest or anything, but do you have a roommate?

This reminds me too much of my time as a Marine when I got nabbed in Afghanistan
Sleep didn't help either, thanks dreams

God damn train

Yeah, I don't much /fnurtz zeekoo wawa wa wa drumpundump/ Is there a /hoch an znort meeech/? Because I could seriously use a /glurks/ right about now.

Right. Underwater, and network /butterflies/.

Whatever. I'll take it over babies any day.

/Awesome/ train.

What is this place?

Please tell me this is not another curse...?

Thomas?? Are you there? Oh, please, has anyone seen him? Or Alexandra?

Where is my baby?!

Oh, please, will someone tell me what's happened?!

I feel like I'm on some kind of drug something I haven't done in a while when I glance outside the window. I haven't quite decided if I'll be looking outside all that much or not. Then again that is better than the babies cause it's making me think of things I don't want to be thinking about.

[Private to Maggie.]

Interested in teaming up and kicking some zombie ass for competition?

[[OOC: Look here.]]

So the boys Jace and his friends? No they are definitely not friends associates have been making a competition out of this whole zombie killing thing.

I'm not much of a gambling girl but I'm willing to be that they could use some healthier healthy competition other than themselves. Any teams of two in?

Replace zombies with aliens and it'll feel just like home again.

Blah blah the importance of conveying information blah blah.

There are a dozen flamethrowers in the baggage car. Some very large guns that would knock me over if I tried to use them, and holy water.

No, not really holy water. I just thought that'd be funny. I mean, unless water from a church faucet is holy. Is it?

We've also made a rough map of the area, and marked the locations of the places we found weapons within reasonable distance for anyone inclined to have an adventure of their own. The map is in the front kitchen, and should stay in the front kitchen. Make a copy if you're walking out or use the coordinates on it if you're apparating.

IT IS NOT FUN OUTSIDE. I just wanted that out there, in case anyone had any delusions it was.

Commendable as it is that I got taken off of an inflight quinjet but to the parties responsible for abducting me you have a minute before I put an arrow up your ass and make it go boom, kapeesh?

I think this is the trains way of hoping we will kill the zombies instead of each other from being locked up for a while now. I sure as hell plan on having some target practice just in case I get sent home anytime soon if anyone wants to join in?

[Hal Mason]
First aliens and now we have zombies. These will at least die a little easier than the damn skitters. Wanted to know how to cheer me up some? Want to join me in some target practice?

Right, here's the plan.

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.



.... Too soon?