the orient express

Chaos and panic over a few potential big bads? At least I know I won't be bored while waiting for that suspected rescue party.

Who would have thought talking animals would have such nice things in their quaint, little homes?

More bad news, yay!

So, anyone who hasn't eaten their chocolate yet, don't we suggest you don't. We strongly suspect it's the train arming us for something really horrible it's going to throw at us. It's something from our world, like the chocolate is, and we hope we're wrong. We really, really hope we're wrong. We hope we go through the next scenery without this thing showing up, and everyone can go, "wow Jaime you're so paranoid!" and I can go "yes, yes I am" and we'll all be relieved. I just know the train too well and if history is any indicat

We -- the witches and wizards from my world -- are working on our defenses, and if this thing shows up once we're moving again, we ... will do our level best to keep everyone alive safe with their souls in their bodies.

Edited for clarification The chocolate will make you feel better if you get touched by a Dementor.

Anybody out there want to help me kick my sister in the pants in Capture the Flag?

Mortals are welcome, but it would be cool if you have some sort of skills.

I have enough coats to open up my own shop. Come grab yours or I keep the cute ones for myself. Alec, there's one here that you need to try on!

thank christ. I hereby swear to never wank in zero gravity again. and advise you all to wait it out, no matter how horny you believe yourself to be, i repeat, it is not worth it.

That is all.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY CLARY FRAY!!

Hey, that kind of rhymed. Anyway, it sucks that we are stuck on a ridiculous and slightly sadistic inter-dimensional magic train that is currently flying but I hope you still have an awesome day regardless, BFF of mine.




( Left in a small tin on Clary’s bed )

No, no no no no no no no.

You don't get it. I can't fly. I can't. We have to land right now.

Seriously.

On the ground. Now.

I like being immortal. Being immortal is awesome. And if I live long enough, maybe the train will stop by my world.

[Filtered to Annabeth]
I need to talk to you.

[Filtered to the Huntsman]
I found some hunting grounds. Let's see what you got.

Okay, so I know it's not Japan but it's PRETTY DAMN CLOSE.

You know what this means right?

YOU. ME. ALL THE ANIME STORES.

I'm going to be staying with Jace for a little while more, maybe tonight and tomorrow night. I don't think you'll mind, right? The bed is still yours, since I figure the couch hasn't been comfortable. But I mean, really! It's not like we haven't shared a bed before. You used to sleep over at my house all the time when we were little even if we aren't really little anymore and

Maybe you could ask Izzy to spend the night? Hmm?

Just kidding! Okay not really but don't tell Jace I said that

Okay. Question. Who on this train can swim?

And does anyone have one of those little water-volleyball nets? And a ball?

How does someone get rid of glitter from a party a week or so ago? I am still finding it in my hair. And yes! Before anyone asks, I have showered. Multiple times.

Hmm. Are you guys undead? You don't feel like empousai. I can't feel them, but I can feel some of you guys. And I can feel dead things.

Lovely Isabelle, I’m thinking that I’m going to take you up on your suggestion after all and throw a party. Maybe in the parlor car? Come and help me convince your brother to wear something other than that awful black t-shirt.

Alec, I just need to tell you that it wasn't /gravy/, but the /chicken/ is gone.

The ghost thing. It was in my room.

To all,

I am currently on the brink of conducting an experiment that may or may not benefit a few of you. But I will require some assistance. Those of you who suffer from a blood-lust, I would be most grateful for a sample of your DNA and a few details about your origins. And the chance to use you as a guinea-pig. Just for a little while. It probably won't harm you in any way. Doctor Watson will vouch that I can be very gentle when necessary.

Any questions, comments, or volunteers sign up below.

Regards,

SH

I thought that maybe I should inform everyone that I was bitten by one of the zombies. I have not however had any symptoms? Yet, at least. I think it's safe to say I won't turn into one.

Unless it takes a long time then I am unsure.
Even if the long term danger is alleviated, the initial bite is not pleasant. I do not recommend it.

So the boys Jace and his friends? No they are definitely not friends associates have been making a competition out of this whole zombie killing thing.

I'm not much of a gambling girl but I'm willing to be that they could use some healthier healthy competition other than themselves. Any teams of two in?

Two-hundred and twelve.