the orient express

Chaos and panic over a few potential big bads? At least I know I won't be bored while waiting for that suspected rescue party.

Who would have thought talking animals would have such nice things in their quaint, little homes?

Ms. Kyle.

When did you come back arrive? Alfred is also here.

We should talk.

So, awesome. The train gives us coats and boots and stops us in a winter wonderland. I mean, I know it's been a while since we've been locked out, but I think I smell just that. I'd suggest tying the coat and boots to your person in case it decides to do it again -- and I wouldn't be showering or having sex around midnight any given night. And then just hope I'm wrong =/ I don't want to get locked out in this shit

I tried everything.

My accounts don't exist.

Gotham doesn't exist.

I know whoever runs this train can read this. I'll be waiting for you outside of the first car. Come out now or I will find you.

Well hello China. That's one way to get as far away as possible travel halfway around the world.