the orient express

[Nick Burkhardt]
Hey, I'm sorry for not remembering who you were and how we had been together for a while now. I got hit with that stupid memory thing that was/is going around. How are you doing? Have you checked on Monroe lately make sure he's okay?

[Dean Winchester]
I guess I owe you five bucks because the train decided to fuck with me. How are you doing? I haven't really been myself so I haven't been able to check on you and everything. Then again you've probably been stalking me so you know how I've been. Seriously though, how are you? I'll probably work on that pie I promised you this week while I'm normal.

[Donna Noble]
I'm back! I'm so sorry you're having to room with a teenage boy because that's just weird and makes a person look like a creepier when you're a grown woman. We should have like one day a week where we have a girl's lunch or dinner maybe even a drink while on this stupid train. Though I would be happy to have lunch one day.

[monroe]
How are you doing? The train decided to screw with me and I guess Nick has been busy dealing with me that I'm not even sure if he has checked up on you. Yes, you're a grown man, but we can keep an eye on one another while on this stupid thing. Remember if you need anything just ask Nick or me because like I said we need to watch out for one another.

I hate feeling like a huge chuck of me is missing considering I wake up in bed with a strange man who says he's my boyfriend. Along with this place being all colorless. I'm really not pro-train right now if I ever was.

This would be a great time for you to pop up and say, "Oh, yes, dinosaurs, actually I know just how to deal with them and I know from reliable, first hand sources that they don't eat people and are in fact scared off by the daisy chain we've all made on the outside bits. Also I know for a fact because of some science and time garble that we will absolutely get out of this mess, Donna Noble!"

If you have time, obviously. Because maybe you didn't notice, but we are STUCK in DINOLAND! With little food, no resources, oh, and a couple of bloody VAMPIRES running about asking for donations!

Anything to say for yourself?

Depending upon which calendar you consult, today is either my twenty-third or one hundred seventeenth birthday. Although I have come to accept the train as part of my life, I do say I'd rather be celebrating my birthday - and my commencement from Smith College - with Nellie and all my friends than here.

I've been sleeping...not in our room, for a few days, to give you time to acclimate. But I suppose it's time we spoke? I'm Donna Noble, the other woman on your door. Yes, the bed stays like that all the time. I don't mind sharing, but I didn't want to spring it on you. It's nice to meet you.

Sophia, dear, I know I only met you once but, do you need a place to sleep? That isn't your room, with the boy- I'm happy to share mine, if you need somewhere.

So, was it just me or was that not even a week in Hawaii?

Was everyone on board? I feel like doing some sort of role call or something.

[There's a silence followed by some muffled clunks as the phone is moved from a desk.]

I'M TOPH.

COULD WHOEVER IS COMING INTO MY ROOM AND BEATING MY FOOTREST BACK INTO PLACE STOP.

OH, AND IF THERE ARE OTHER BENDERS ON THE TRAIN [...] VOICE ME BACK.

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It's my party and i'll cry if i want to
Cry if i want to
Cry if i want to
You would cry too if it's happened to you

Nobody knows where my Mom has gone
But walkers left the same time
Why wasn't he holding her hand
When he's supposed to keep her safe

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if i want to
Cry if i want to
You would cry too if it's happened to you

Play all my records keep dancing all night
But leave me alone for a while
'till the others are standing with me
I've got no reason to smile

It's my party and i'll cry if i want to
Cry if I want to
Cry if I want to
You would cry too if it's happened to you

Thirteen is suppose to be something special. It doesn't feel very different.

Alright, where are we? Anyone want to explain to me that? Outside the windows, I mean.

And why are you all posting lyrics? Is this place just filled with teenage girls with their knickers in a twist over something?