So, since Lily's skipping off the woods, I have been entrusted with a mission to pass a message.
Some of you may have heard about the Mysterious Baggies of Leaves
That Were Not Pot. Well, the reason for these has shown up. The cars are periodically occupied by nests of wasps that are called tracker jackers and apparently will cause hallucinations if they sting you. Or kill you. Because apparently they can do that.
Personal experience speaking, the birds are in cahoots with the wasps. One of them sounded like a very distressed friend of mine, and I almost had a tangle with some wasps (
protego helps, but I wouldn't rely on it long term, fyi).
General advice is, when you hear the buzzing, put a door between you and them. They haven't mastered doors
yet. And ... try to shoo the birds out the window, or kill them or something. The birds don't seem aggressive. Just taunty. The wasps though, they are all about aggression.
The doctors are prepared to handle this, so if you get stung, get your ass to the infirmary. If you can't, yell a lot until someone shows up to drag you there.
Thank you, train, for your amazing gift of pains in our collective asses.