the orient express

Anybody out there want to help me kick my sister in the pants in Capture the Flag?

Mortals are welcome, but it would be cool if you have some sort of skills.

Seems the train has decided to bequeath to us an abundance of wintery clothing items. Given the past events of the train, I'm sure it's safe to assume that they're for something or other. I don't really see the train as actually being helpful.

I'm keeping two. As for the rest of them, I guess I'll leave them in the hallway for anyone to take them as they please.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY CLARY FRAY!!

Hey, that kind of rhymed. Anyway, it sucks that we are stuck on a ridiculous and slightly sadistic inter-dimensional magic train that is currently flying but I hope you still have an awesome day regardless, BFF of mine.




( Left in a small tin on Clary’s bed )

Okay, so I know it's not Japan but it's PRETTY DAMN CLOSE.

You know what this means right?

YOU. ME. ALL THE ANIME STORES.

I'm going to be staying with Jace for a little while more, maybe tonight and tomorrow night. I don't think you'll mind, right? The bed is still yours, since I figure the couch hasn't been comfortable. But I mean, really! It's not like we haven't shared a bed before. You used to sleep over at my house all the time when we were little even if we aren't really little anymore and

Maybe you could ask Izzy to spend the night? Hmm?

Just kidding! Okay not really but don't tell Jace I said that

Once we arrive in China, I fully intend on taking you out into the city as long as there are no flesh-eating zombies or demons lurking. I'm not entirely sure what we'll do, but being able to spend time with you in some exotic location will make sitting on the side of the road worth while.

Also, water volleyball captain? I'm assuming I'm going to be named co-captain of your team. We're an unbeatable pair after all.

I spoke with Jem recently, too

Okay. Question. Who on this train can swim?

And does anyone have one of those little water-volleyball nets? And a ball?

I might regret this.

What does 'booty' mean?

How does someone get rid of glitter from a party a week or so ago? I am still finding it in my hair. And yes! Before anyone asks, I have showered. Multiple times.

For anyone who might be interested I am hosting a party tonight in the Parlor Car. Drinks, dancing, all things fabulous. You get the idea. No dress code though glitter is highly encouraged ;)

Lovely Isabelle, I’m thinking that I’m going to take you up on your suggestion after all and throw a party. Maybe in the parlor car? Come and help me convince your brother to wear something other than that awful black t-shirt.

I'd like more of those baked goods if you have them.

As if it wasn't enough that Giuseppe was taken in the middle of the night now we're underwater. I am not amused

The ghost thing. It was in my room.

I just ... It can't be ... No, I refuse to believe this ghost was Pete. I don't need anymore emotional pain.

If anyone needs me I will be in the back kitchen drinking.

First zombies, then strange babies I have this odd desire to wear yellow, and now ghosts?

I really don't understand how people find this train bad. I've been nothing but entertained by these events.

Ghosts aren't much of a challenge, though. I think I preferred the zombies.

To all,

I am currently on the brink of conducting an experiment that may or may not benefit a few of you. But I will require some assistance. Those of you who suffer from a blood-lust, I would be most grateful for a sample of your DNA and a few details about your origins. And the chance to use you as a guinea-pig. Just for a little while. It probably won't harm you in any way. Doctor Watson will vouch that I can be very gentle when necessary.

Any questions, comments, or volunteers sign up below.

Regards,

SH

Whoever the young man was who stormed through the cars earlier? That was terribly rude of you! Not only did you overturn a chair, but you also woke young Reginald from his nap! Honestly! You could have, at least, up-righted that poor chair.

How adorable! I love children and this one is no exception! He is quite a handful, though, but I believe I have managed to get the smell under control.

His name; however, left much to be desired! Jonathan Shadowhunter? Oh no, no. That just won't do! What sort of name is that anyway?

In any case, I am henceforth referring to him as Reginald Winthrop Upland III. It is a far more fitting name and it suits him quite well if I do say so myself.

You should see the adorable suit I've conjured up for him! He looks darling in powder blue!

Listen. I know me and Alec have been making a game out of these things, but do me a favor and promise me that you won't go outside.

Promise me.

If something happened to you like with Alec

Alright?