the orient express

Alternate realities and dimensions.

I've dreamed of this moment, but I was never wearing pajamas.

Private to Sirius and Lily Evans
Sirius? Lily? Are you two really here?

Hello, love.

While I'm sure it goes without saying, if you needed a shoulder or an ear or any other body part, I'm around. Jaime mentioned ... some people relevant to you had shown up.

On the bright side of the evening, my son and granddaughter have apparently made amends.

Hi. It's TR. I'm your son. We should talk.

Private to Remus Lupin

Er, Hullo, Remus Bloody hell this is hard. I can't put this off any longer. I promised our son Teddy that I would speak to you. I've all ready done so much damage in the short while he's been here that I must make up for it. Everyone has told me that in the future we get married and have a son. This is awkward, I know, hell this is completely ridiculous, but we have a son and daughter-in-law that want to get to know us. I'm going to stop before I ramble.

I think the woman I marry in the future is here and I'm not sure what to do.

You know, I got on and found myself in the future, surrounded by zombies. Train starts moving, suddenly the world's wrong-side-up outside and I'm surrounded by infants.

Think I'd rather have the zombies back. I'll take a ticket off the nursery car anytime, thanks.

So, tomorrow night? It feels like tomorrow night.

I'm so cranky

What's our plan?

So I'm Simon, I'm ordinary, and apparently I'm also a hostage here just like everyone else. That being said, someone tell me I have something other than continual stops in Zombieland to look forward to?

I see people talking about heading out. If anyone needs a hired gun crack shot, I'd be willing to join a team.

I see the moon and the moon sees me ...

Think we're in for a first, boys and girls. That moon is approaching full, not sliding away from it.

Private to Severus Snape
So, we've got plenty of potion, yeah?

Sirius is gone. His name's off the door. I checked all the others

Well, this isn't where I intended to go when I stepped into the Floo. 

It's not just me and Ray and Lily, right? Everyone has that scrolling message on their phones?

And my magic's gone again. I think I'd rather have hallucinations.

Fucking train.

Guys! I've got a new brother. So far he doesn't seem that bad.

Hello.

It was suggested I post this notice, since I apparently am meant to be cooking meals on this train. I don't know how to cook. I don't know when I learn, either Not proper meals, anyway.

So ... my apologies to anyone I inadvertently shafted this morning in regard to whatever kitchen duties I missed. I seem to be having some sort of memory problem if Severus is to be believed.

I know it's last minute and all, but do you think it's worth it for me to buy some of the Wolfsbane potion? Or since we've gone this long without a full moon and Snape has made some anyway, it's fine?

I've heard rumours that there are people who can travel off and onto the train whilst it's still moving. I don't suppose anyone would be willing to help my fiance and I get out for a field trip?

[Filtered to Remus Lupin]
Don't supposed you could waggle your wood in our general direction? ;)

Hello. Settling in all right?

Hello! How're you feeling?

Just thought I'd give you a heads up that another werewolf from our world has shown up. He seemed a bit interested in Snape, as well. Said he talked to his portrait in school.