the orient express

I was bored.

There was ice, a blender, and alcohol.

We now have daiquiris in the middle kitchen.

Have fun. If you're not of legal drinking age in your when and where, don't drink them. Underage drinking is bad. It leads to babies.

I don't think I should be trusted to take care of a baby when I can barely take care of myself.

Wtf, train.

There's a bottle and a can of some sort of baby stuff in my fridge.

Does anyone who has a baby want it? If it came from the train, I'm not sure I'd trust it

I'm joining the crowds of people who have found a baby. According to the wrist band mine is called Tutankhamun.

Tutankhamun.

Surely they don't mean the Ancient Egyptian Pharoh?

Does anyone know anything about babies? I know a bit from Naomi and my sister but I don't know if it is enough to raise one. How many of you have the babies? Perhaps we could all help each other, from the look of it not all of us have any idea how to care for babies.

Awesome. Another reason not to leave the room.

I hate children.

Nice, train. NICE.

[Private to Castiel]

Stay AWAY from the babies.

I don't need your biological clock kicking in.

So how do you get a baby to lie still long enough to put eyeliner on her? I mean, God, she's named after the girl who invented it, you'd think she'd want to wear it!

Let me make this clear to you mundanes and Downworlders:

You touch my brother, Alec Lightwood, and I will break every vow and promise I have made before my fellow Shadowhunters and the Clave. You will not lay a hand, arm, leg, foot, claw, wing, or weapon on him, and may the angel help you if you do.

I'm going out to kill more zombies.

Somebody watch my cat.

I am most certainly not amused.

I WROTE A POEM!

Roses are red,
Bacon is also red.

Poems are hard,
Bacon.

( Private to Cas & Anna )

You ever realize how awesome the butterfly in the Last Unicorn is when you're full of pain meds and bone mending potion? I swear, he wasn't this awesome before. But he sings the best songs. And they're all like, real songs.

I love the doctors here.

The entertainment car is really pretty.

I should be in my room but I wanted to watch a cartoon. And that almost rhymed. Room. Cartoon.

..Okay, what is this train, and what universe am I in?

Ganking zombies isn't as satisfying as I wanted it to be.


( Leeloo )

Really, train?? REALLY?

It would start to be within your best interest to keep at least ONE human on board that I still give a shit about.

SERIOUSLY.

Anna, we have another roommate.

This is Vash.

Does anyone have any kitten or cat food or can I just feed him the tuna in the kitchen? I don't want to just. . .take the people food. You guys tend to get pissy when we waste food I can go look in zombieland for some, but I'd prefer to not get jumped again.

So Zombies, what do we know about them exactly?

I think Eric would be really disappointed he missed the zombies.

Opportunity to kill multiple things at once! :D

Seriously? Zombies? I've seen a lot of crazy stuff in my time, but this...

I'm Sookie, by the way, and I'm new here. If anyone can point the way back home, now would be a real good time to do it!

So...they respond to being smote like demons. Something tells me this wasn't quite what Romero had in mind.

It's like the train knows EXACTLY how long we can stand being stuck without a way off of it.

BRB EXPLORING.

[Private to Castiel]

We're going out. OMG.