the orient express

I saw a /Chitauri/!

This underwater world is so neat! Definitely beats the upside down world we just left.

Clint, regarding what you said the other day, I really think we need to /shag/.

I am Loki of Asgard.

This place has seen fit to rob me of those I care for most.

i dont understand this loneliness

What's with all of the babies?

Although, I do prefer babies over the zombies.

And this scenery gives me a headache.

[Jane's voice is barely a whisper.]

Somebody please help me! I'm trapped! There's zombies outside and they are looking for me.

I'm in a closet of some house. Please help me!

[There's the sound of the door opening and Jane's scream]

GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

So, being more or less settled in, suppose I should properly introduce myself.

Agent Clint Barton. I know there's apparently a zombie crisis going on outside this train, right? I'm a pretty good shot so if I can help in any way hit me up.

Thanks train.

Thor and I are finally together and you take him away.

I really appreciate it.

I want to go home. I want to go back to my work.

Uh....Thor.....

We don't have any lights in our room......I kind of blew them up.

I don't feel like myself and I don't know what's going on! I'm kind of freaking out here.

Do not eat the caramels.

Seriously. Just don't. This might happen to you.

So. Not only is it fucking monochrome outside, but Jo's lost her memory just like fucking everyone else from my time, fuck you very much train and now goddamn Loki is along for the ride.

Hate. My. Life.

It appears that there are a lot of people on the train experiencing some memory loss. Were you affected?

Loki, my brother, has arrived on board.

[Filtered to the the Avengers and their friends, and Private to Bruce Banner]

My friends!

I cannot be the only one here who has noticed that there is mead to be had in this place. I propose a gathering, in my room, one day hence. I shall provide the mead, other forms of sustenance you may bring yourselves. I should like you all to meet Jane Foster, and it is past time that we, as comrades who have fought together, relaxed together in a paradise such as this.

What say you?

EDIT: Alas, does anyone know in what manner we are to pay for the mead? I fear I have no gold, and the Son of Odin does not receive any favors from the train.

[Private to Bruce Banner]

My friend, I hope very much that you will attend. I harbor no ill-will against you for past disagreements between us, and I should like to bury our enmites in a hearty glass of mead. Will you attend, my brother-in-arms?

I know a lot of people think that it sucks that we are stuck here but I think it's kind of cool.

Actually, it's pretty amazing! I mean, how many people can say that they have seen Pre-Historia??

I can't wait to explore!

Hi! I'm not sure if Thor mentioned me to any of you but in case he hasn't, I'm Jane Foster, Thor's girlfriend.

I'm an astrophysist and if there's anything I can do to help any of you, or research that you need done, please let me know. I'm going to explore the train and try to figure it out. If you see anything strange or figure anything out, I'd appreciate it if you would tell me. Theories are great too!

Um....right.

Would anyone care to explain how S.H.I.E.L.D. moved me again without, you know, me knowing?