the orient express

How adorable! I love children and this one is no exception! He is quite a handful, though, but I believe I have managed to get the smell under control.

His name; however, left much to be desired! Jonathan Shadowhunter? Oh no, no. That just won't do! What sort of name is that anyway?

In any case, I am henceforth referring to him as Reginald Winthrop Upland III. It is a far more fitting name and it suits him quite well if I do say so myself.

You should see the adorable suit I've conjured up for him! He looks darling in powder blue!

( Filtered to Jim Moriarty )



( Filtered to Loki )

( [Filtered to John Watson] )

Let me make this clear to you mundanes and Downworlders:

You touch my brother, Alec Lightwood, and I will break every vow and promise I have made before my fellow Shadowhunters and the Clave. You will not lay a hand, arm, leg, foot, claw, wing, or weapon on him, and may the angel help you if you do.

I thought that maybe I should inform everyone that I was bitten by one of the zombies. I have not however had any symptoms? Yet, at least. I think it's safe to say I won't turn into one.

Unless it takes a long time then I am unsure.
Even if the long term danger is alleviated, the initial bite is not pleasant. I do not recommend it.

Who is responsible for the combination of these symbols to make expressions of emotion?

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XD

they amuse me.

( [Filtered to Jim Moriarty] )

( [Filtered to Loki] )

Didn't think that eating a couple tomatoes would suck me on the express way to zombie world, but girl's gotta get used to strange things happening to her.


Since I'm wide awake now, and bored, I think I might see if there's any food around here. Maybe do some zombie killing, Anyone want to accompany the new girl?

I'm Marceline by the way.

I am most certainly not amused.

If no one seems me or Agent B around for awhile, someone mind coming out to the hospital and killing our zombified corpses? I really don't wanna spend eternal undeath in Nashville.

What with the horde of drooling, unstoppable beasts just outside, a curiosity: has anyone been bitten?

So, being more or less settled in, suppose I should properly introduce myself.

Agent Clint Barton. I know there's apparently a zombie crisis going on outside this train, right? I'm a pretty good shot so if I can help in any way hit me up.

( [Private to James Moriarty] )

My brother has gone.

The Avengers appear to have disassembled.

And there are strange beasts outside.

How times change.

Okay guys, let's see who actually recognizes the lyrics to this song Maryanne would have played:

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

FINISH THE SONG! \o/

I swear, I never realized that was actually what he was saying until about a year ago. . .

So how do we get more food when the train stops? I'm still pretty new here, but I haven't heard anything that sounds like the train helps out any. Does it give us like, local currency to buy things? Do we go find the nearest food bank and see what they'll give us?

The fridges are looking pretty bare of vegan-friendly options. I really hope there's a health food store or something at the next stop, because I really really don't want to have to resort to eating omnivorously again.

No concrete evidence? Well, how the fuck do we go about giving them some concrete evidence? My usual technique of shouting at the problem until it goes away doesn't seem to be working, you know? Any suggestions? I take it these intercoms are definitely a one-way only deal? Any techie types had a look? Too many questions?

Okay, that was disturbing! Dunno who the hell that was on the intercom, but it wasn't the best news I'd heard all day. On the other hand, it does give me hope that out there there are asses to kick when we get out of this mess. Anyone wanna help?

( Private to Loki )


( Private to Jim )