the orient express

So how do you get a baby to lie still long enough to put eyeliner on her? I mean, God, she's named after the girl who invented it, you'd think she'd want to wear it!

So, um, during the whole power fiasco switch thing I became human. I made a bad choice and I was wondering if anyone has or knows where to get a pregnancy test from? I'm worried and scared. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

What evil magic is this?

Is this her doing?

Please, I must know where this is. If the Queen has brought me here, Snow could be in danger as well.

[locked to Samantha Parkington]

Would you maybe want to move in together? There's an empty room, R506-A. I'm not sure how I feel about my current roommate, and I'd rather room with someone I'm comfortable with.

How...

I can feel...

You know, there's a special circle of hell for people who stuff ballot boxes and cheating winners. Just saying...

It also makes you lazy jerks.

I'll say one thing for the Doctor- he does always seem to get us out of these messes just in the nick of time.

Er- Amy?  Are you about?

Kidnapped by some weird reality jumping train, what is this, television? I have a family to get back to, to take care of. A war to fight.

PROM VOTING

On one of the end tables in each parlor car is a large, empty Kleenex box, a stack of blank paper slips, and markers. Quinn has used the craft supplies in the baggage car to decorate the boxes so they say PROM VOTING.



Tristan has enchanted the boxes so they can neither be stolen nor emptied. Otherwise, it's free game - there is no protection against shenanigans such as ballot-stuffing, voting by those who won't be attending prom, or write-ins. Your character can comment here to vote or engage in monkey business; voting is open until prom on Friday night.

Taped to the front of each table is a list of the nominees:

PROM KING:

Tristan Werewolf
Jace
Marvel
Matt Prept
Cato

PROM QUEEN:

Quinn Morgendorffer
Clary
Lily Luna Potter
Sophia Peletier
Glimmer

WOULD ANY NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE TO TALK? I REALIZE THAT ON THIS TRAIN, THAT IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND, BUT I WOULD JUST LIKE SOMEONE NORMAL TO TALK TO.

NORMAL INCLUDES:

- YOU HAVE YOUR MEMORY
- YOU DON'T TRY TO CONVINCE ME I AM THE CRAZY ONE
- YOU LIKE CLOTHES OR MAKEUP OR NAIL POLISH OR DOING YOUR HAIR. ALL 4 ARE PREFERABLE BUT I'LL TAKE ANYTHING I CAN GET.

ANY OF THOSE, OR NONE OF THOSE AND INSTEAD

- YOU ARE A CUTE BOY

EDIT: ATTENTION PEOPLE UNDER 22: THERE WILL BE A PROM SOMETIME AROUND THE FOURTH OF JULY OR SOMETHING. IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO.

PEOPLE 22 AND OLDER: YOU CAN'T COME. NOT AS CHAPERONES, NOT AS DATES, NOT AT ALL. IF WE FIND YOU IN THERE WE WILL THROW YOU OUT ON YOUR WRINKLED BUTTS.

[Private to Lyra]

I've got a friend of mine who's going to crash on our floor for awhile. He's had a falling out with his current roommate and doesn't have anyone else to go to.

I have a raging headache AND I'm not still on that island AND Dawn is gone AND there are new cars BUT NONE OF THEM IS A MALL CAR.

This sucks. My life is over.

[Private to Lyra]

I'm planning on spending the afternoon shopping a bit more. Do you want to come along?

This seems to sum up most of my relationships, actually. . .

:P

So, a little poll for all of you good people.

Is it entirely unreasonable to expect your partner to contribute credits to birth control, despite them reaping the rewards?

Obviously, I could, instead, invest in a vibrator...

So, Dinosaurs and people officially co-existing now?

This is all a a bit, creepy Texas Creationist Museum experience for my liking, and equally as absurd.

I don't suppose there's something particularly useful those not intending on leaving the train can do without stepping on too many already well organised toes?

I realise we're not exactly in a situation to stock it, but perhaps a reassessment of some of the supplies we do have? Um, given there's no telling when we're ..actually going to get moving again.

I can’t believe I’ve never heard of the Twilight series before? How is that possible? I’ve totally never read something so fast in my life!

Has anyone else read them? They’re so intense! Oh my god. I’m nearly about to start the second one!

Ron. Why can’t you be as romantic as Edward?

I suppose I should have rid myself of these human rags before attempting to shower.

And apparently my choice of temperatures is hypothermia or heart-of-volcano.

Seems this whole "living" thing is more complicatedannoying than it looks.

What strange realm is this?

And how have I been brought here against my will?

I just want you to know I've moved out. I've never shared a bed with someone before, and I think Pan and I will be more comfortable in a room with two beds.

You are a lovely roommate, and I should hate to lose you, if you feel inclined, the bottom bed in room 906-A is open. I do understand if you want a room to yourself again.