the orient express

Remus was sent home. Yesterday, I think. He didn't show up for breakfast, and I can't find his name on any of the doors.

This place lacks stability. My brain already lacks stability. Too much more of this and I might start thinking things.

Prior to arriving on this train, I was putting together an informative document showing the percentage of magicians magic-wielding individuals in the world area. I'm hoping that there are people on board who would be willing to provide me with that sort of information here?

So...how many witches and wizards are there here? Any who aren't related to me? And do any of you happen to have an extra wand?

And does anyone know a motion-sickness spell? It's a lot harder to ignore upside-down world during the day.

You and me.

We need to talk.

Now.

Right.

So the train won't room me with my husband (too easy, right?) and instead it rooms me with a vampire and some human tramp named Sookie.

Brilliant.

So I'm guessing the empty rooms are up for grabs?

Er, hello. Luna's explained a bit to me. I'm TR Lupin, wizard, from 2019. It was Christmas Day. At Shell Cottage. You probably don't need to know that.

Luna assures me that 'Tonks' is on the train as well as a Remus Lupin.

Does anyone know if Victoire is here as well?