the orient express

Okay, so, WHAT is going on???

I SWEAR I heard Zell's voice outside of my sleeper car this morning! But when I opened the door? Totally wasn't there! No one was there! Craziest thing ever. Maybe it's just the area? Speaking of: I want to see a dragon!

So the next stop's Tortuga, which means pirates, right?

I'm so getting me one of those swords.

I see the Nile.

Or at least a large river.

Who dares me to go catch a crocodile? Yes, I saw that conversation.

Also, Ray, when I say 'give me my tablet so I can play a game' YOU HAVE NOT DISTRACTED ME ENOUGH and are clearly not paying attention to my sly expression.

Minor thing but since I'm helping in the back kitchen during breakfast I need to know: any tea drinkers on board? But the coffee maker will be refilled throughout the day as well.

Nice try, but I don't eat desserts.

But if I find out who it was who tried to poison me with the cat cupcakes, you'll be sorry you ever tried.

I hope this is a meaningless thing and perhaps just a coincidence but I can't be all that sure!  I don't mean to alarm anyone but it's important to at least be vigilant to what is going on.  I feel like it's a warning of some sort but I don't know why.  I've only ever seen these leaves around the Games and at home. 

I think I have the time and all right, but if not people will deal. Happy Easter to everyone! My day would be complete now if I just had some peeps because they are my favorite treats around this time.

Gotta say, folks, I've been kidnapped before and I don't like it.  At least I'm not an obvious lab rat this time.

Are you fucking serious?

Really?

Really?

Now??? Son of a bitch!

[Some time later]

That reader thing that was in my room? I need a new one. It broke. And the light fixture. That too. And...I need another pillow.

And who the hell is Hal York and why is his name on my damn door?

That was kind of strange! And not strange in that "that multi-colored shirt you're wearing is crazy" strange, but in that super creepy something-is-going-to-get-me strange. I don't even remember which car it was, but when I went to pass through it? Whoa! It was like I didn't want to; like I couldn't bring myself to do it! So, so, so weird. And I thought having weird dreams about Sir Laguna was weird!

...I see dead people.

Well...I know this isn't my world. Nebraska didn't look like this when I was a kid.

ETA: When we stop, I'm gonna find a place to do some target practice. Anyone with me?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! This most definitely is NOT Deling City. It's not Galbadia, either! I don't really know where this is! Well, I mean, it's a train obviously. It's a nice train! I love trains, did you know that? Trains can take you any where and every where! I took a train from Trabia to Balamb, once. It was pretty rad and went through mountains and under the water; totally amazing! But, I don't think this is that train. Or the train I was on. This isn't the SeeD cabin. It's pretty swanky, but the Weapons Monthly I was planning on reading is now missing. Unless Zell took it? OH! That bonehead! This is Zell's doing, I bet. Him and Irvine! Why are boys so dumb?! Except for Squall. He's pretty quiet, but he's not dumb. Man! Quistis is totally gonna give it them when I tell her about this. After me, of course! You hear that you two? WHAM! BAM! In your FACE! Don't think I won't do it!




Also...um...infections? A superflu? Whatever prank they're pulling? GROSS.

I'm pretty sure I fell asleep on the 14:30 to Paddington.

I guess I really shouldn't have.