What the fuck is this?
Is this meant to be some kind of fucking joke?
Apparently "resigning" now entails fucking involuntary exile, is that it? Out of sight, out of mind? What next, are you going to rebuild fucking Hadrian's Wall? Actually, you fucking better get building it, because I am about to rain down fucking fury on you from above. You can't get rid of me that easily. I am the fucking heart and soul of your fucking government, so unless you want it to start resembling some fucking piss-soaked tramp lying in a pool of it's own legislative vomit, I highly recommend we cut the crap and fast-forward straight to the fucking make-up sex. Figuratively speaking, you get me?