the orient express

[Filtered to all girls and women except Glimmer]

So like, has anyone found a piece of candy that um... makes you bigger? Like, in the chest?

You know. Just asking. For a friend and stuff.

>>I just had someone call me his brother?
>>I guess Damon gave me up.

So it seems the train finally got me and I burst into song. Glad that is over.

>> Have you spoken to Damon?

Well, that was weird. Being unable to touch anything except the walls and ceilings for twenty minutes was a little freaky.

Fuc So I guess I really was a dick back then...


[Filtered to Elena Gilbert]

Does saying I'm sorry cut it?


[Filtered to Katherine Pierce]

Well, that was awkward.


[Filtered to Stefan Salvatore]

What can I say? Maybe I'm just always doomed to try and steal your girl.

The train has been suspiciously quiet lately. Has it gone this long without doing something before?

Is this one of the worse things the train has done? Or has there been something worse then then not remembering things? I'm sure there's more to come. Though I haven't noticed, been busy.

This train has a messed up sense of humor.

Where's my boyfriend!? Oh god, I woke up naked with Damon and he tried kissing me and

[Damon]

You stay the hell away from me! I knew I would regret trying to be your friend. I don't know what you did or who's behind this but I don't want your help!

Bourbon is so much better than that rum that was on the train.

Long islands by the pool.  I can live my life like that. Too bad my queen isn't here with me.

So it's been a week and a half, and seems like everything is running smoothly.

I still don't trust it.

[Private to Cato]
Hey, jerk. You and me. Down by the beach. Tonight.

Would anyone be interested in a lake-side bonfire? Something to do before we all get back on the train and are shuffled into whatever trauma it has coming up next? We can make s'mores and stuff. And be social. Because we don't see enough of each other on the train

Edit
So, it looks like we have interest! I guess we're supposed to be leaving in five days, so ... night of the fourth day from now, we'll have a bonfire by the lake. With beer. And wine coolers. And s'mores.

Anyone who wants to volunteer to help set it up would be appreciated. I guess the robots can manage the food stuff.

Got to say, I am loving this place, no matter why we are here. It's been way too long since I got to stretch and just let go.

I really like that Set Fire to the Rain song. Plus side to being train-napped. I'd have had to wait years to get to hear it otherwise.

( Private to Peter )

>> You just couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?
>> And all your talk at me to not say anything.

((Warnings: Damon has a foul mouth))


( Filtered to Katherine Pierce )


( Filtered to Elena Gilbert )

This place really isn't so bad.

No Klaus, sex with Stefan, shopping.... it's better than Mystic Falls

I need to see a doctor.