the orient express

Private to Remus Lupin

Er, Hullo, Remus Bloody hell this is hard. I can't put this off any longer. I promised our son Teddy that I would speak to you. I've all ready done so much damage in the short while he's been here that I must make up for it. Everyone has told me that in the future we get married and have a son. This is awkward, I know, hell this is completely ridiculous, but we have a son and daughter-in-law that want to get to know us. I'm going to stop before I ramble.

You and me.

We need to talk.

Now.

Er, hello. Luna's explained a bit to me. I'm TR Lupin, wizard, from 2019. It was Christmas Day. At Shell Cottage. You probably don't need to know that.

Luna assures me that 'Tonks' is on the train as well as a Remus Lupin.

Does anyone know if Victoire is here as well?

Private to Harry Potter

Hermione mentioned that you were older than the rest of us. Er, haven't lost a buttocks for carrying your wand in your back pocket have you?

Filtered to Witches/Wizards

Need to relieve some tension. Anyone up for a friendly duel tomorrow afternoon?

Filtered to Witches/Wizards

Should have listened and not spent time looking out the windows. Is there anyone who might happen to have a stomach soothing potion? Or the necessary ingredients to brew one?

What the hell?

Who transformed headquarters into a bloody train?

So theoretically, say, we're going to die in a giant tin can. Would it be immoral to offer doomsday sex to anyone who would rather die in the throws of passion rather than crushing death?

Would there be anyone interested in something like that? Guys, girls... Age is not an issue. Unless you're under the age of

Does this happen often? Random changes of scenery from green cow country to... The Little Mermaid?

Um... hi. Excuse me. What? This isn't funny. I would like to go home now.