the orient express

Now I don't know where I am or how those great metal beasties got me here, but anyone here is in cahoots with them you'll learn the hard way that nobody can kidnap a McCrimmon and get away with it.

If you're not in cahoots with them, I've got no quarrel with you, and wouldn't be opposed to some assistance. If you've seen a big blue wooden box or a wee laddie in tartan trousers and a bow tie going by 'the Doctor', I'd be much obliged if you'd point me in the right direction.