the orient express

For those curious, the machine in the observation car is no longer not working. I assume that means that some people might be able to get it to spit out tickets. If anyone wanted to go frolic with the goats and sheep.

Also? Don't sniff the honeysuckle. Unless you want antennae growing out of your head. So disturbing

Private: Sirius Black

Yo.

I don't know if you're settled in enough yet for me to be making requests, but if you're ever inclined to attempt to teach someone? One of the prior yous and the last James was trying to teach me how to animagus myself.

If you were ever interested. Or inclined. Or ... whatever. It's a way to kill time, you know? And at the rate I'm going, you'll be killing a lot of it.

Private to Sirius and Lily Evans
Sirius? Lily? Are you two really here?

Uhhh...

...well...it isn't Azkaban.

This place lacks stability. My brain already lacks stability. Too much more of this and I might start thinking things.

Think anyone would mind if we go to the observation deck for a /snog/?

[Filtered to all doctors]

i need to discuss a rather private matter with one of you. immediately.

[Filtered to all downworlders; vampires, werewolves, faeries, witches, wizards, warlocks, ghosts... and demons.]

as much as it loathes me to speak to any of you, i am sure one of you has the resources or abilities to obtain a substance for me. your reward will be that i won't kill you and that is a gift if you ever had one. i am willing to bargain.

We still need people for the PRANK WAR!

Come one, guys! You cannot tell me that you are not bored!

So far we have: Brittany, Claudia, Santana, George, Alex, Ginny and me! That's not enough.

Rules still haven't changed. We play in two teams and prank each other in the most creative way. Sign up till tomorrow evening and I will split up the teams and try to match them according to everyone's powers, that's why I'll need you to state if you have special skills.

Sooo... come on, and let us cure your boredom!

One of those candies turned my hair BLUE!

Sirius, when is this prank war going to start? I'm bored. Very bored. And Harry's not here.

[locked to Neville Longbottom]
Hey, you don't have anyone in your room with you? Can I come crash in there with you? I'm with Percy's daughter, and I'd rather be with someone I know.

I sometimes have this problem with snacking...

( I can't help it. )

(Yes there's singing)

To lie in your pale arms
as tired as if sleeping
pulse rushing but calm
my face wetted with your kissing

Yesterday's clothes on
All undone and missing
your tongue hits me and then
your faults are so exciting

Oh, can we stay here til the sweat dries?
Come on, stay here, forget outside.
Oh, can we stay here til the sweat dries?
Come on, stay here, forget outside.

I'm suckered by your charms
I felt the earth moving
Hearts beating a song
wont stop until the next breaking.

Last night plays in dreams
I'm sleepy and aching
You turn touch me again
Your fingers are enchanting

So, can we stay here til the sweat dries?
Oh can we stay here, forget outside.
You and these walls is all I need
I couldn't be more happy.
Can we stay here, forget outside?

Closer than summer,
it's this marriage of pleasure
Don't need rings or suits,
this time it's not made to measure

So, can we stay here til the sweat dries?
Oh let's here, forget outside.
So, can we stay here til the sweat dries?
Oh, come on stay here, forget outside

Oh, can we stay here til the sweat dries?
Oh, come on stay here, forget outside
Oh, can we stay here til the sweat dries?
So, come on stay here, forget outside
and get inside me

Get inside me

Get inside me
oh, oh, oh, oh

(And then the singing stops and she sounds resigned and annoyed.)

This fucking train!

This is brilliant! I have a chart of the sweets and what some of them do and I'm going to start dissecting them to find out their components as soon as I have a rough idea of the correlation between the types of confectionary and the effect- if there is none then it's a free for all experiment and I haven't had this much fun in ages!

Oh my gosh, I know what the machine does!... Not sure if anyone's said this yet. Er, but I put my hand down on the scanner, cause I was curious... And it spit out four tickets!

So does that mean I'm actually young enough to go to Quinn's prom? Cause she's technically older than I am

Guys! I've got a new brother. So far he doesn't seem that bad.

Hey, new brother of mine. How are you?

I really need to learn to say no to chocolate.

Brothers! Who the fuck would have them?

I'm innocent. Seriously. I wish I weren't. But sadly I am.

To whoever did this: You are a fucking genius (in case you are not the train). In case it's the train's work: I fucking hate you!

The train has been suspiciously quiet lately. Has it gone this long without doing something before?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

here is the thing: I'm bored. Terrifyingly bored.

So, who is up for a prank war?

Here are the rules: don't hurt each other and if there's anything you do not want to be done to you, comment it here. (See, Lily, I've got rules, I'm mature!)

Moony, don't be a spoilsport!

Come on, guys, it's fun!

I'm trying to work out if this is better or worse than the time I woke up on a barge.

Also - why don't I have a hangover? Because I must've been smashed last night to not even recognise the guy I woke up next to this morning, plus y'know the whole train thing!