the orient express

One of those candies turned my hair BLUE!

Sirius, when is this prank war going to start? I'm bored. Very bored. And Harry's not here.

[locked to Neville Longbottom]
Hey, you don't have anyone in your room with you? Can I come crash in there with you? I'm with Percy's daughter, and I'd rather be with someone I know.

Fred's here. I feel complete again. Also! This talk-to-text feature is really nifty. No more talking - or yelling! Anyway, onto the actual point Ginny, we should all meet up. We haven't yet, and Ron, I'm sorry about not wanting to talk to you, or anything - George was the only one who understood. Percy, if he - no, okay, no bad blood, we're all trapped on a train together.

Oh, I have a daughter too, which is just too weird. She's older than me! It's like this train is one whacked out Time Turner central. Maybe it is. I don't know. I just know I should talk to her too, if she doesn't hate me. She'll understand though. I mean, crazy train, she has to.

Let's us all get together though. I vote, invading one of the kitchens. Fred, George, bring those candies!

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bloody hell

hell

hello? george?
Are things meant to be this... trainy?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

here is the thing: I'm bored. Terrifyingly bored.

So, who is up for a prank war?

Here are the rules: don't hurt each other and if there's anything you do not want to be done to you, comment it here. (See, Lily, I've got rules, I'm mature!)

Moony, don't be a spoilsport!

Come on, guys, it's fun!

[Private to Ginny]

Don't fall apart there, okay, Ginny?

And I know Perce is a git, but don't get yourself all rumpled over him. He isn't worth it.

Oh, and hey, would you mind having a roommate? I can sleep on the floor if you've just got one bed. Or the sofa. I'm flexible.

[Private to Nathan Young]

Hey there, apparently I'm your roommate. Hoping to get a room with my sister, so hopefully I shouldn't be bothering you much longer. Not that I'm a bother, of course.

[Sent to the Train]

Just a public service announcement that - yes, my family is taking over the train.

Great. More family that doesn't remember me.

HELLO.

I'M TOLD SOME OF MY BROTHERS ARE HERE? PERCY? RON? I'VE ALREADY TALKED TO GEORGE.

SORRY FOR NOT TYPING, I CAN'T GET THIS MUGGLE THING TO DO THE LETTERS RIGHT.

SIRIUS I'M SORRY I THREATENED TO KILL YOU. I GET IT NOW. PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME.

(ooc: yes, she is yelling. for those familiar with HP, think Ron the first time he tried to use a telephone.)

ETA: (added during her conversation with Rose) I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE FUTURE. MY BROTHER JUST DIED, AND I'D LIKE TO ACTUALLY PROCESS THAT BOMBSHELL BEFORE HAVING MORE DROPPED ON ME.

Yeah. This is not the sort of thing I'm going to get used to. The corpses are really starting to-- How much longer til we start moving again?

Hermione
So...Hot chocolate?
/Hermione

What in the bloody fecking hell...

Is this thing working? Is this even how you use this? Took me ages to even figure out these blasted contraptions and I'm pretty sure I've managed to break one of them...and I've been surrounded by corpses and...

Can someone please explain to me why I'm not in the Harpie's locker room and why there are corpses everywhere...

And please do it quickly because I'm pretty sure I've gone completely mental.