the orient express

BUBBLES. BUBBLES ARE EVERYWHERE.

Right. Train service announcement.

From now on I wish to be known as 'Dead Fred'. For comedy purposes.

Or 'D.F' to my friends.

Carry on.

So, to entertain both the forgety people and the not so forgety people... No I'm not going to sing...

What's the scariest thing that someone can say to you? What about the scariest thing you can say to someone else?

I'll go first!

To me? I don't love you 'I'm pregnant, it's yours.' Cause I'm totally missing some parts to do that, so it would be really weird.

To someone else? I love you 'I'm pregnant and it's yours.' Though it is tempting to say to random strangers, that you've never seen before. Like 'Hi welcome to the insane train, by the way I'm pregnant with your child'.

Er, no offence Nina!

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bloody hell

hell

hello? george?
Are things meant to be this... trainy?