the orient express

I appear to have arrived here suddenly, and I've been told there are other people here from home. Sure would love to hear what in the world is going on here - beyond confused by this place, and I have some, uh, rather important stuff to do back home.

And what's with the jabberjays and tracker-jackers? Did I bring them with me from home or something?

I'm so close to taking a few shots at these birds. I don't like hearing voices of people I know and it just doesn't sit well with me. Don't even get me started with the fucking wasps that I'm hearing about.

...what?

I'm on a train?

How...what...? Have I been captured?



[OOC: Sorry to anyone who saw my other two attempts at this...it's late and my mind just kind of didn't take to either of them, so I deleted them. Sorry about that.]