the orient express

( Filtered to Jim Moriarty )



( Filtered to Loki )

I thought that maybe I should inform everyone that I was bitten by one of the zombies. I have not however had any symptoms? Yet, at least. I think it's safe to say I won't turn into one.

Unless it takes a long time then I am unsure.
Even if the long term danger is alleviated, the initial bite is not pleasant. I do not recommend it.

( [Filtered to Jim Moriarty] )

( [Filtered to Loki] )

If no one seems me or Agent B around for awhile, someone mind coming out to the hospital and killing our zombified corpses? I really don't wanna spend eternal undeath in Nashville.

What with the horde of drooling, unstoppable beasts just outside, a curiosity: has anyone been bitten?

( [Private to James Moriarty] )

Awesome. Finally, some asses to kick! Skanky undead assess they may be, but I'll take whatever I can get.

Will probably be heading out on a re-con mission some time soon, so if there's anything particular that's needed, hit me up and if we can find it (and carry it) I'll see what can be done.

My brother has gone.

The Avengers appear to have disassembled.

And there are strange beasts outside.

How times change.

Nashville has changed quite a bit since the last time I was here, but I can see why the thing says watch your brains. I guess this stop has some zombie issues to deal with. Is it normal for the train to be leaving us in situations like this?

Either way I found two guns so I feel a bit better about the whole thing. Guess you can say this is a way of getting rid of some anger issues if you have them.

Why is it, that just when you've faced your most difficult demons worse ones rear their head? Doesn't everyone have things they never want to talk about?

Okay guys, let's see who actually recognizes the lyrics to this song Maryanne would have played:

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

FINISH THE SONG! \o/

I swear, I never realized that was actually what he was saying until about a year ago. . .

So how do we get more food when the train stops? I'm still pretty new here, but I haven't heard anything that sounds like the train helps out any. Does it give us like, local currency to buy things? Do we go find the nearest food bank and see what they'll give us?

Being a newer addition to this magnificent train, I can't say with a great deal of confidence that I am unhappy knowing that we are going to be left to travel for a while longer. I've heard the train has done some terrible things as it seems to have a mind of it's own, but other than those loved ones that have been sent back, people from different walks of life have come together to embrace new friendships and form such strong means of support on this train. It's very touching and quite lovely! I would, of course, not hesitate to return to my own world as I had many things that I had planned to accomplish, but this is something so shiny new! Elphie would suggest we make the best of what we were given. If we find a means of returning home, than so be it! If not, make lemonade! You know, for when life decides to hand you these sort of lemons.

I guess if you don't like lemonade, make lemon cookies? Lemon cake? Something with lemons!

Given the recent news, I would like to offer my well-trained make-over services for anyone and everyone on the train. I am very much over qualified, so your new look or outlook will be nothing short of perfect. I have never met a person I could not make feel completely brand new after a bit of time with me.

You will find a delightful sign-up sheet outside of my sleeping car. I ask you to please write your name and room number, and I will be happy to make sleeper car calls! I also use all of my own materials and tools, so you needn't worry about a thing! You really can't miss it! It's pink with a feathered quill pen attached. And do not be greedy. I'm sure that many of you would like me to take time out of my day to assist you, and don't worry! I will do my best to get to everyone.

Okay, that was disturbing! Dunno who the hell that was on the intercom, but it wasn't the best news I'd heard all day. On the other hand, it does give me hope that out there there are asses to kick when we get out of this mess. Anyone wanna help?

It's not a lot. I know it isn't, but we've been losing people...so I made a bunch of these. Come and get them while they're warm.

( Private to Loki )


( Private to Jim )

Hello fellow train passengers! I have come to understand that this train is not the train that I was traveling upon prior to arriving here. How odd! No matter. I am sure that I will catch up with my train and with my friend, Elphaba, eventually. Magic has a way of fixing itself like that! Well, most of the time. Perhaps not often, but it does!

My name is Glinda, and I am certain that I will be very happy to meet each and every one of you, and I certainly plan on doing so! I do ask that if you come across an adorable, green-skinned young lady who answers by the name of Elphaba, or Elphie, please do let me know!

Okay two questions: Number one! Does anyone feel particularly.... Feline-ish lately? Maybe fish seems like an extra yummy idea, or maybe just... raw-er meat than usual. Oh! A test! Look out your windows, if you feel like you'd love to just run up to one of those bovine and take a big bite... You might have my mutation!

Question two, Magic people, wizards witches... How do I know if, say, I'm not all... what's it called... Muggle-y?

Hi there, I'm Jaz - your roommate. We haven't met yet, and I thought I should at least say hello. I hope you're settling in okay, and I look forward to meeting you, eventually.

WHO WANTS TO GO COW TIPPING.

Also does anyone actually know how to cow tip? I've never done it before. You just go up behind them and push, right?