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Tweak says, "why do birds suddenly appear"

jace. (jlightwood) wrote in expressnet,
@ 2012-08-08 16:08:00

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isabelle lightwood, {anna milton, {buffy summers, {harley quinn, {jace wayland, {loki laufeyson, {marceline abadeer, {pam ravenscroft, {sherlock holmes, {simon holden

Let me make this clear to you mundanes and Downworlders:

You touch my brother, Alec Lightwood, and I will break every vow and promise I have made before my fellow Shadowhunters and the Clave. You will not lay a hand, arm, leg, foot, claw, wing, or weapon on him, and may the angel help you if you do.

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	a_fallen_star 2012-08-08 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Someone was threatening someone else? ~~This needs to stop. Sooner rather than later.~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jlightwood 2012-08-08 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Indirectly, but his condition and state of health are no one's business by mine. ...And Magnus'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_fallen_star 2012-08-08 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	I get it. It's just if someone's being threatened and you put it on the net here, people are probably gonna come running. Safety in numbers. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	whipyourass 2012-08-08 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Jace Wayland. Not that I don't appreciate the overprotective message about my brother, but... What the hell is going on?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jlightwood 2012-08-08 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Not now Izzie.. Wait. When did you get here? Nice of you to show up after all the excitement is over with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whipyourass 2012-08-08 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	You must be joking with that 'not now,' or you are mistaking me for a patient person. Yesterday. When did YOU get here? And what exactly is the excitement? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jlightwood 2012-08-09 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Yesterday? And you didn't say anything until now? ~~You haven't been hiding with Simon, have you?~~ I've been here for a while. A month? Maybe two? I don't remember. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whipyourass 2012-08-09 01:33 am UTC (link)
	It was late! Took me long enough to find my room and figure out what was going on. Bull. I just saw you, there's no way you've been here that long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jlightwood 2012-08-09 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Alec said the same thing. So did Magnus. Apparently we're all here now, I guess. Well, most of us... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pam_ravenscroft 2012-08-09 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Funny, "fangs" didn't make your list. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jlightwood 2012-08-09 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Because you won't get close enough to use them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pam_ravenscroft 2012-08-09 12:36 am UTC (link)
	So you say. It is not wise to underestimate vampires. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodofthenorth 2012-08-09 01:09 am UTC (link)
	And yet it is done so often... Really, Pam, humans can be so cute in their stupidity... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jlightwood 2012-08-09 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Mundanes are pretty stupid. Good thing I'm not one of them. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pam_ravenscroft 2012-08-09 01:38 am UTC (link)
	I find them amusing. We have to find our entertainment somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jlightwood 2012-08-09 01:32 am UTC (link)
	I don't underestimate them. I know very well what your kind is capable of doing. Therefore, I am always ready to handle a Downworlder when necessary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pam_ravenscroft 2012-08-09 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Can't we all live in peace and harmony? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jlightwood 2012-08-09 01:42 am UTC (link)
	Oh, we do. Believe me. Like I explained to some girl named Elena, Shadowhunters don't mindlessly kill Downworlders, such as yourself. We require a reason. Going after a fellow Shadowhunter, especially my brother, is a reason. Anything else? Your choice. Not mine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	harleygirl 2012-08-09 01:36 am UTC (link)
	You got a problem with someone, bub, I suggest you take it up with the person in question. Cause I'm sure that sounds pretty threatening wherever you're from, but from here it sounds pretty silly. Also way to troll the network. #can'tsleep #someoneiswrongontheinternet (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jlightwood 2012-08-09 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Laugh at it if you choose to. It won't be too funny if you are on the receiving end of my blade, mundie. And, please. I'm too handsome to be related to a troll, or even part troll. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harleygirl 2012-08-09 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Oooh, what happens when I'm on the Receiving End Of Your Blade? Are the Clave going to Summon the Entourage of Darkness and Issue a Strongly Worded Censure? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	busummers 2012-08-09 04:57 am UTC (link)
	You know I deal with supernatural creatures in my world, but I have to say that warning some will only egg them on to do something stupid. Or at least the ones that I dealt with loved the threats because it made the whole thing more fun. Though I do know what's like to protect a sibling since I wouldn't allow anything to happen to her. ~~Even died to save her.~~ (Reply to this)

	gitngo 2012-08-09 05:18 am UTC (link)
	...you know, just when I think I've started to figure this place out, I turn on the 'net to realize I'm trapped on a train with people who likely spent wayyyy too much time online battling armies of mythical creatures ~~in their parents' basements~~. I hope your brother's okay? Fuck, man. I don't even know. (Reply to this)

	allshadesofred 2012-08-09 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Mundanes? Downworlders? What does that make you? An upworlder? (Reply to this)

sh_rl_ck_d
2012-08-09 08:20 am UTC (link)

Firstly, let me point out that your words mean nothing to a majority of the people here, so I'm afraid you don't sound big and clever or a force to be reckoned with.

Secondly, your attitude will get you into trouble. Do not think you are better than anyone else here, your ignorance will do you more harm than you would have faced if you'd have kept quiet.

Thirdly, making open threats and patronising everyone else is not heroic, it is childish. If you wanted fear and reverence in the wake of this jumble of meaningless words then you will be sorely disappointed and unmercifully mocked.

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	loki_doki 2012-08-09 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Funny. (Reply to this)