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ART: "As It Sounds" (Severus/Albus; NWS) 
15th April 2013 10:23
[info]kelly_chambliss
Title: As It Sounds
Artist: [info]kelly_chambliss and Boadicea12
Media: Photoshop
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore
Rating: NWS
Kinks/Themes Chosen: coulrophilia: sexual attraction to clowns, mimes, or jesters; sexual arousal from clowning, miming, etc.; incorporation of clown play into sex
Other Warnings: I've already mentioned Snape and Dumbledore in the same breath as "clown sex." What, you need more warnings?
Summary: When Albus suggests using makeup and a Muggle camera to spice up their sex life, Severus is dubious but willing.
Artist's Notes: The deviant idea is mine. The photoshop skills are my beloved partner's. Poor thing, she doesn't even like HP. But working on this, er, "art" made her laugh.

Happy Tax Day to you US Deviants!

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When Albus suggests using make-up and a Muggle video cam to spice up their sex life, Severus is dubious but willing. After all, Albus saved his life, offered him another chance, yada, yada. He owes everything to Albus.

Afterward, he wonders if perhaps now all his debts might be considered paid. (click)
Comments 
15th April 2013 15:05
[info]akatnamedeaster
Okay, I flinched when the picture loaded...good job!
15th April 2013 23:00
[info]kelly_chambliss
Mission accomplished! Thanks /g/
15th April 2013 15:19
[info]alisanne
Ahahahaha! You know, after this I think Albus owes HIM.
*shakes head*
15th April 2013 23:01
[info]kelly_chambliss
Most. Perfect. Icon. Ever.

Thanks!
15th April 2013 16:36
[info]tryslora
*laughing*
15th April 2013 23:01
[info]kelly_chambliss
Thanks!
15th April 2013 17:10
[info]torino10154
LMAO OMG That is hilarious. You win. *dies*
15th April 2013 23:01
[info]kelly_chambliss
Thanks! I'm still laughing. . .
15th April 2013 17:31
[info]train_tracks
ROTFL! :-D (Your poor partner! LOLOLOLOL!!!)
15th April 2013 23:02
[info]kelly_chambliss
I know /g/ -- The things she puts up with. . .

Thanks!
15th April 2013 19:07
[info]unbroken_halo
OMG! LOL! Your poor partner. Nicely done, though, both of you.
15th April 2013 23:03
[info]kelly_chambliss
Thanks! Poor dear, she puts up with a lot. Glad you enjoyed it.
15th April 2013 19:31
[info]shadowycat
LOL! Oh, that's wonderful! XD
15th April 2013 23:03
[info]kelly_chambliss
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it; I'm still laughing.
15th April 2013 22:41
[info]purplefluffycat
Oh, hilarious! I love Severus' look of concentration, and Albus' half-moon spectacles perched on top of his clown nose - now that's attention to detail ;-)

PurpleFluffyCat x
15th April 2013 23:06
[info]kelly_chambliss
Thanks! Partner and I giggled madly over the spectacles. Glad you enjoyed it.
15th April 2013 23:09
[info]islandsmoke
Oh now that's just wrong. I think I'm scarred for life!

*must stop staring in horrified fascination*
16th April 2013 00:33
[info]kelly_chambliss
I'm sure you'll be fine after just a few years of therapy /g/.

Thanks for commenting.
16th April 2013 00:52
[info]janejenajeny.livejournal.com
Oh, I just about died laughing. Poor Snapey. *cuddles him*
16th April 2013 15:02
[info]kelly_chambliss
He has to endure so much, poor man /g/. Thanks for commenting.
16th April 2013 00:57
[info]dandru
Ya know, I've looked at this four times throughout the day and every time my brain screams *wrong!* but I just have to look again. It's really been bugging me why this fascinates me so much. I think it's the harness… it really suits my idea of kinky!Albus. I pray it's not because I have a repressed thing for clowns! I've spent the day very confused, btw.
I'm hoping that if I finally comment I can forget this happened.
16th April 2013 15:04
[info]kelly_chambliss
Ha! Too bad we can't try a little Obliviation. Thanks for looking.
16th April 2013 05:13
[info]keyairreem
OUCH! *Shivers* yes definitely Ouch!
16th April 2013 15:04
[info]kelly_chambliss
Like a scary movie, isn't it? /g/ Thanks for commenting.
16th April 2013 10:00
[info]wwmrsweasleydo
Brilliant! In the most terrible and wrong way. Genius.
16th April 2013 15:05
[info]kelly_chambliss
Ha! Thanks. Sometimes I scare myself /g/.
17th April 2013 03:19
[info]shadowycat
I'm glad you were able to find it a new home! :D
17th April 2013 07:11
[info]gingertart50
*cackles*
17th May 2013 21:23
[info]kelly_chambliss
*joins you in cackling*
17th April 2013 08:27
[info]tireli
This picture is now engraved in my retina for the rest of my life... This is so gloriously wrong. XD
17th May 2013 21:24
[info]kelly_chambliss
Time for the eye bleach!

Thanks for commenting.
17th April 2013 11:43
[info]elmyraemilie
MY EYES! MY EYES!

17th May 2013 21:24
[info]kelly_chambliss
Dark glasses for the rest of your life, eh? /g/
18th April 2013 02:54
[info]duffyfaye
Ha I knew Dumbles was kinky.
17th May 2013 21:25
[info]kelly_chambliss
Yeah, he just gives off that vibe, doesn't he? /g/
29th April 2013 19:22
[info]sabsays
Fabulously wrong.
17th May 2013 21:26
[info]kelly_chambliss
Ha! Ain't it, though?
2nd May 2013 04:27
[info]mindabbles
omg, you are brilliant--disturbed, but brilliant. <3
17th May 2013 21:26
[info]kelly_chambliss
And this is after years of therapy /g/.

Thanks!
6th May 2013 11:59
[info]didodikali
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
17th May 2013 21:26
[info]kelly_chambliss
Hee. I'm still snickering.
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