Title: The Collar
Author: shellydkitty
Characters/Pairings: Albus Severus Potter, Harry Potter (implied past Sirius/Harry, Harry/Ginny)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything Old Is New - pervertibles, magical charms
Other Warnings: Masturbation, a little voyeurism, could have some one-sided incestuous themes if you choose to see it that way, underage (it’s not explicitly stated, but I’m thinking Al is 15-16 when this takes place).
Word Count: 1,870 words
Summary/Description: Al and his father share many secrets, but somehow Al knows this is one he was never meant to discover.
Author's Notes: Thanks to torino10154 for her encouragement and samedy for the beta! And special thanks to the DD mods for allowing me to come back after such a long absence. <3

( The Collar )

Title: The Impression of Promise
Author: EntreNous (entrenous88)
Characters/Pairings: Regulus Black/Lucius Malfoy/Rabastan LeStrange
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: For EOINA: dark wizards/witches, and magical charms
Other Warnings: Underage (16 years old) participant in threesome; dub-con
Word Count: 3,307 words
Summary/Description: In which Regulus shows great promise, and his father leaves him to impress their guests of his potential.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to the mods for allowing me this later posting date. This fic began as a Lucius/Regulus story, but once I had the idea for this threesome it was game over. I would count this as my very modest tribute to all those fun "Death Eaters get up to all kinds of wicked sexy things together" stories out there.


( FIC: The Impression of Promise (Regulus Black/Lucius Malfoy/Rabastan LeStrange, NC-17) )

Title: Things I Never Wanted to Tell You
Author: rilla_licious
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new, sexology, body writing, bathing
Word Count: ~3400
Summary/Description: Something goes wrong with Hermione's research, and suddenly one of her biggest secrets is written all over Draco's face.
Author's Notes: Special thanks to thistle_verse for the speedy and wonderful beta. I feel like I'm so late to the party with this pairing, but I do love them so.



( Things I Never Wanted to Tell You )

Title: Artifacts
Author: thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Tom Riddle, observing others
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new! Sex shops, magical charms, pervertibles; dark wizards, begging, cuffs, snuff films; bathing/washing, hygrophilia, tears/crying; mirrors, genital enhancement, fingering
Other Warnings: Sadistic noncon fantasies, BDSM, implications of possible incest, loving couple including third partner, Tom being voyeuristic at various gender combinations
Word Count: 2175
Summary/Description: Borgin and Burkes customers are rarely making their purchases for innocent reasons, and they provide Tom Riddle with many excellent opportunities to practice his Legilimency on unsuspecting perverts.
Author's Notes: I was doing sex shops and magical charms! That was it! Then I noticed the tears and the rest happened. Lachrymatories are a real thing. And as for who the side characters are … well, some of the surnames give clues to which canon characters they're related to (though this is '47), and I'll write a drabble of choice for whoever correctly guesses all of them.

( Artifacts )

Title: Call Me Mudblood
Artist: thilia
Media: Digital
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Bellatrix
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dark wizards/witches, light nipple play, maybe?
Other Warnings: Nuthin'
Artist's Notes: Huh. I was going to draw one of the hot male Death Eaters, but I guess... this just needed to be drawn! :)
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( call me mudblood )

Title: A Matched Pair
Author: woldy
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Ron, Hermione/Pansy, Ron/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: body writing, silence, pervertibles, cuffs, mirrors, blindfolds, genital enhancement, sounding, & breast enhancement
Other Warnings: infidelity
Word Count: ~3200 words
Summary: Gryffindors glory in holding the moral high ground over her, but Pansy knows that deep-down they are cheats and liars like everyone else.
Author's Notes: My first effort at writing het porn that doesn't center on murders, or a threesome; I hope it works! Many thanks to florahart for betaing.

( A Matched Pair )

Title: "The Observation"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters/Pairings: Ginny + a bunch of unidentified folks, implied Teddy/Victoire
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Again, all those I'd not used last year in one (actually coherent, I think) fic: massage parlors,mirrors, sexology, snuff films, sex shops,authority figure roleplay, bathing/washing, blindfolding, sounding, pervertibles, breast enhancement, dark wizards/witches, harpaxophilia, begging, body writing, exhibitionism, genital enhancement, - hygrophilia, nipple play, silence, tears/crying, altered state orgasms, life-threatening situations
Other Warnings: dubcon, breathplay
Word Count:3350
Summary/Description: Professionalism, Weasley. Acceptance of people’s sexual interests no matter what your personal opinions are is the best way to help them or to clean up after them when something goes wrong. Like this would.
Author's Notes: I really enjoyed writing this one, and it turned into one of my longer D_D fics. It is dedicated to my beloved thegildedmagpie. And, bedtime nao. Tags in the morning.

( The Observation )

Title: Revelation
Author: torino10154
Characters/Pairings: Teddy/Astoria, Draco/Astoria/Teddy (Teddy/Victoire implied)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new, blindfolding, nipple play, begging, bit of exhibitionism
Other Warnings: Threesome, voyeurism, oral, orgasm denial, sloppy seconds *g*
Word Count: ~1610
Summary/Description: "My confession … there is nothing I want more than to watch my wife being fucked, preferably by a big young guy half her age."
Author's Notes: Thank you to shellydkitty, gryffindorj and jadzialove for the beta. ♥ I saw that quote while poking around Tumblr and immediately knew it was perfect for daily_deviant. ;)

( Revelation )

Title: Kid's Away, Wife Will Play
Author: ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new: nipple play.
Other Warnings: None.
Word Count: 1100.
Summary/Description: Astoria and Draco have the house to themselves, and she's going to take advantage of that.
Author's Notes: Apparently I was in the mood for some vanilla married sex when I wrote this. :)

( Kid's Away, Wife Will Play )

Title: The Greatest Magic
Author: miss_morland 
Pairing: Merope Gaunt/Tom Riddle, Sr.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Magical charms, nipple play, (a touch of) tears/crying
Other Warnings: Fellatio, magically induced non-con (I'm assuming Albus was right about the love potion)
Word Count: 1045
Summary: Father had always mocked her ugliness, but in Tom's gaze there was nothing but adoration.
Author's Notes: I chose not to use the non-con tag for this, since the lack of consent is only implied here; I'll add it on request, however. Thanks so much to Dreamsofpaprika for looking this over!

Title: Viridian 3: A Waiting Game
Author: elfflame
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bathing/washing (though it ended up being self thinking about future partner rather than bathing said partner, I'm afraid)
Other Warnings: Mention of past dub-con, prostitution.
Word Count: 3633
Summary/Description: Draco insists Harry stay at his flat, but is it really a good idea?
Author's Notes: Third in a series. The first two can be found here at AO3.  Should be readable without the other two if you just assume Harry is a prostitute and Draco spent part of one night with him before he ran off. There will be at least one more piece in this, if I can manage it. Major thank-you to my sweet Kit, who helped me spice this one up a bit and gave it a good beta for me. <3


(  I think about you all the time/But I don't need the same/It's lonely where you are/Come back down/And I won't tell 'em your name – Goo Goo Dolls - Name )

Title: Practical Lesson with Professor Lupin
Artist: its_art
Media: Adobe Photoshop CS5
Characters/Pairings: Ginny Weasley/Remus Lupin
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: authority figure role-play, body writing and just the faintest hint of exhibitionism (It's no longer Remus's classroom. Maybe Bill is Professor now...)
Artist's Notes: The premise of this picture is that after leaving Hogwarts, Ginny and Remus visit again and she convinces him to engage in a fantasy she's had since her second year. Much love to ragdoll, as she put the idea of Remus/Ginny in my head. And the blackboard is entirely a reference to Cleolinda's Prisoner of Azkaban in Fifteen Minutes.
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( Practical Lesson with Professor Lupin )

This year's fantastic collection of pieces is a bit different than our previous ones in terms of characters and pairings and so forth. In case anyone missed them, the 2011 stats are in this post.

Before we get to the big reveal, we're going to take just a moment to extend some very heartfelt thank yous. Once again, Kinky Kristmas was a smashing success, and none of it could have been possible without you.

- Thank you to everyone, both members and watchers, who read, viewed, commented, and recced throughout December. We're all here for the interaction with like-minded fans, so without people like you, there'd be no Kinky Kristmas or Daily Deviant or HP fandom at all. I think most of us have noticed that there's been a bit of a drop off in commenting across fandom over the last year or two. Nonetheless, this year's KK generated more than 1,200 comments on its 70 pieces, and we've had enough recs to have 37 pieces (one more than last year!) listed in the Daily Snitch!! We truly cannot thank you all enough.

- Second, huge thanks to the members and watchers who contributed fic and art to this year's event. You all clearly put your collective best foot forward, as the response proves. A standing ovation to you all.

- Last, but certainly not least, huge heaps of gratitude and virtual chocolate to those who contributed pinch hits or extra pieces this year: celandineb, dexstarr, its_art, kinky_kneazle, lilmisblack, ships_harry, thegildedmagpie, and tripperfunster.

We're positively thrilled with the results of this year's celebration, and we hope you had a fantastic time reading and viewing. This fandom and the brilliant and talented individuals who comprise it are amazing. ♥

Now, without further delay...

( The Kinky Kristmas 2011 Reveals! )

While everyone is waiting for reveals to go up, we thought we'd entertain you with this year's wacky stats. There are some very interesting and significant changes this time around. For reference, here are the stats from 2010 and the stats from 2009.

( Click for the Stats! )

Title: Game and Match
Author: alisanne
Characters: Draco Malfoy/Ginny Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: In this com? None, really.
Themes/kinks chosen: bathing/washing, genital enhancement, nipple play.
Word Count: 2500
Summary: Ginny finds a way to spice up her career.
Author's notes: Thanks to leela_cat, whose off-hand remark in chat helped me to come up with this idea for the January prompts. Thanks also to my forever beta, sevfan for her assistance.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Game and Match )

To help in everyone's endeavors to catch up, below the cut is a complete list of all of the works posted for this year's Kinky Kristmas. Do check it out and see what you might have missed, because there's heaps of fantastic stuff in there!

Once again, reveals will happen at noon U.S. Eastern time on Sunday, January 8. Sometime between now and then you can expect to see a new compilation of wacky stats. They appear to have changed rather dramatically from the last two years, so they should be interesting...

Keep reading, viewing, and feeding the hungry authors and artists with your comments. Stick with us for statistics and reveals!

( Complete Kinky Kristmas 2011 Roundup )

Well, folks, that's all she (and he) wrote (and drew)! Kinky Kristmas 2011 posting has come to an end.

Below the cut you'll find a list of all of the Kinky Kristmas fic and art that's been posted in the last ten days.
The Week 1 Roundup is HERE.
The Week 2 Roundup is HERE.
The Week 3 Roundup is HERE.

And once again, this post is where you drop us any recs that you've made. If you could leave us the names of the pieces recced and a link to the (unlocked) rec post that would be very much appreciated. There are several pieces that just need one more rec in order to get listed in the newsletters, so if you've made recs posts, do let us know!

Kinky Kristmas reveals will take place at noon U.S. Eastern Time on Sunday, January 8. In the mean time, be sure to catch up on anything you might have missed. There are some truly wonderful pieces that deserve much more love!

Read, view, comment, rec! Make some authors and artists happy, and help make Kinky Kristmas memorable for everyone! :D

( Final Roundup )

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: woldy
From: twilightsorcery

Title: Seeker
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall / Xiomara Hooch
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: striptease, quidditch kink
Artist's Notes: Thanks for a great prompt! :) [Note: Characters represented are most definitely over the age of 18.]
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( Seeker [NWS Art] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: silvernatasha
From: A Mysterious Member

Title: The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen)
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks, Bill/Minerva, Bill/Pansy, Bill/Rosmerta, Bill/Hermione, Bill/Parvati, Bill/Lavender, Bill/Millicent, Bill/Narcissa, Bill/Angelina, Bill/Hestia, Bill/Ginny, Bill/Helga (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: anal sex, blindfolding, blow jobs, bondage, corsets, cunnilingus, D/s, discipline, drug use (opium), exhibitionism, frottage, hate sex, ice/sensation play, incest fantasies, lap dancing, mutual masturbation, orgasm denial, outdoor sex, pegging, ravishment play, rimming, role-playing, spanking, tattooing (mendhi), verbal humiliation, voyeurism, wanking
Other Warnings/Content: age disparity, erotic traditional dancing, femme!dom, implied food smut, motorboating, nipple clamps (implied), smoking, student/teacher fantasy, do not operate heavy machinery or mix with alcohol
Word Count: 8100
Summary/Description: Bill Weasley is a man of many talents and many kinks. Luckily, he has a Metamorphmagus girlfriend to indulge them all.
Author's Notes: You asked for twelve kinks and/or twelve separate partners for Mr William Arthur Weasley, dear recipient, and I so have complied. Although there are definitely more than a dozen kinks herein. But definitely twelve partners. Well, technically a baker's dozen if you consider Helga's inclusion, so I suppose Bill gets to shag (or be shagged) by a virtual coven of witches. Lucky boy.

Along with your prompts, this story was inspired by "Sex (I'm a...)" by Berlin and "Kiss" by Prince.

I hope you enjoy this and that you had the kinkiest of Kristmases.

Thanks to S, K and C for all their help with betaing as well as T & R for handholding, betaing and psychotherapy. Without you, I am nothing.

Thanks to the DD mods for their patience and encouragement.

(  The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen) )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: lilmisblack
From: thilia

Title: One Down, Six To Go
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Bill
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Incest, cross-gen, blowjobs
Other Warnings/Content: /
Artist's Notes: Arthur has a bit of a special kink... and plans on working his way through all his boys... and girl ;) It was really hard to pick a pairing because I love all the Weasleys. But in the end, I went with Bill because... well, I'm not really sure why. If I'd had more time, I might have drawn all the pairings you requested, but since this was a pinch-hit, it wasn't possible. Hope you like it! :)
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( One Down, Six to Go [NWS Art] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: thilia
From: A Marvelous Member

Title: Accidents Will Happen
Characters/Pairings: James Sirius Potter/Albus Severus Potter
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, bottom!Albus, dirty talk
Other Warnings/Content: Incest, angst, underage sex (James is 17, Albus 16).
Word Count: 3,819 words
Summary/Description: As the evening of the annual Potter-Weasley Christmas party approaches, James finds himself frustrated with anyone who thinks he could ever harm his younger brother (on purpose).
Author's Notes: Title from Elvis Costello's "Accidents Will Happen," which also provides the source for the song lyrics quoted at the outset. Many thanks to the fantastic mods for their patience, and for making this Kinky Kristmas merry and deviant and bright. To my prompter, I really hope you enjoy this.

( FIC: Accidents Will Happen (James Sirius/Albus Severus, NC-17) )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: rilla_licious
From: A Magical Member

Title: Of Alcohol and Resolutions
Characters/Pairings: James/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, semi-public sex
Other Warnings/Content: Oral, dirty talk, excessively long sentences.
Word Count: 2250
Summary/Description: I was drunk, and randy, and frustrated, and pissed, and so bloody sick of watching James and Lily all over each other. So I made the most stupid New Year Resolution in the history of the wizarding kind.

( Of Alcohol and Resolutions )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: songquake
From: A Marvelous Member

Title: Earth-bound
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, Bondage, Watersports, Teacher/student
Other Warnings/Content: Object insertion and fat appreciation
Word Count: 2070
Summary/Description: Luna needs to heal in the years after the war, to find a place to live again.
Author's Notes: Oh lovely Wisher, I jumped on this one as soon as I saw your request for fat appreciation. There's just not enough attention and love given the the beautiful bounty of a large woman. I hope I've done that justice, especially since the fic went its own way and refused your request for some Santa references. Instead, we have Sprout much as an earth goddess, which, let's be honest, is a hell of a lot sexier than old St. Nick. :P This is also, partially, as a result of recently teaching The Secret Garden.
Additional adoration and love to our beloved Rowan who had to deal with my extreme tardiness on submitting this. Life got massively in the way, but I was determined to finish this.

( Earth-bound )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: silvernatasha
From: doveypoo

Title: My Strange Addiction
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Lavender
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: first time, massage
Artist's Notes: Lavender has a Weasley addiction, and she sets her sights on the next fix. Hope you like it!
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( My Strange Addiction [NWS Art] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: gypsyflame
From: A Maniacal Member

Title: A Toy at Christmas
Characters/Pairings: Barty Crouch Jr.-as-Moody/Draco, implied Moody/Flitwick
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Objectification
Other Warnings/Content: underage, D/s, brattiness, teacher/student, underage, risk of exposure, silk pants, touch of hatesex, underage
Word Count: 2560
Summary/Description: Nothing turns Draco on more than being treated like a sex toy. And in the guise of his fourth-year Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Barty Crouch is only too happy to treat him that way.
Author's Notes: My dear recipient, you did say any male character. ;p Barty took over the narration a lot more than I was intending – I'm tempted to find a month where I can do a remix from Draco's point of view like the story was actually meant to be! And Barty likes his adjectives too much.

( My father is on the board of governors, you know. If he knew you were doing this ... )