As we hope everyone has heard by now, this month is Daily Deviant's 11th birthday, and we'll be hosting a party throughout the last two weeks of March and all of April to celebrate!
The first/main event, beginning March 19, will be: Birthday Card Comment Kink
For those of you who remember 2015's Kinky Kristmas: Comment Kink Edition, this will operate in the same way. Currently our members are putting in prompts for short, smutty pieces they'd like to see written or drawn. On Sunday, March 19 at noon U.S. Eastern time
, the official Birthday Card Comment Kink post will go live. And then both members and watchers can have at those porny prompts!
The prompt fills must be a minimum of 200 words (if fic) or a sketch equivalent (if art). The fic fills must fit into a single comment box. Remember, we're just going for low-stress comment pr0n in response to simple prompts here -- like something you could write in a (very adult) birthday card. Since fills will be short, we're not going to be strictly policing the rating of each piece. Just remember this is Daily Deviant and we want to see some sex! Complete rules and info will come in the actual event post on March 19. For now, help us get the word out so that we can stuff our birthday card full of smut!
This month marks Daily Deviant's 11th birthday! [insert obligatory "this one goes to eleven" joke here] InsaneJournal's unanticipated technical difficulties and down time delayed our plans for celebration, but they have most definitely not been cancelled. The party is still on! And since we don't want to rush through things, we've decided to extend the ball throughout the last two weeks of March and all of April.
Here's a sneak peek at some of our nefarious plans:• March 19: Birthday Card Comment Kink begins!
For those of you who remember 2015's Kinky Kristmas: Comment Kink Edition, this will operate in the same way. Our members are currently putting in prompts for short, smutty pieces they'd like to see written or drawn. On Sunday, March 19 at noon U.S. Eastern time, the official Birthday Card Comment Kink post will go live. And then both members and watchers can have at those porny prompts!• April 2: The Bad Porn Alphabet
The first of our pervy party games. You're curious now, aren't you...? ;)• April 9-13: Dirty Drabble/Drawble Days
Each day, we'll issue a challenge for you to meet with a dirty drabble or smutty sketch. We had a lot of fun with this last time, so be sure not to miss it!• April 16: the start of... ???
We'll play another game, with the opportunity to win a prize or two. More will be revealed closer to the date...We'll have more detailed information about Birthday Card Comment Kink up in the next day or two. For now, help us get the word out about our big birthday bash!
IJ is back up, but there seems to be a glitch with the comms and comm membership. For some reason, members of the comm can no longer see posts that are locked to members. As of right now, the only way to solve the problem is for members to leave and rejoin the comm.
We're about to remove and re-invite a bunch of you. Check your invitations (Asylums --> Asylum Invitations), rejoin, and check to make sure you can view the locked posts.
Once we get this sorted, we will get birthday things going, dammit!
Whew! Looks like IJ is up and running again! Our birthday party has been delayed, but it's still on! We'll be getting new dates, info, banners, etc. up a little later in the day. Things will kick off soon, so keep watching!
FYI, in the event that IJ should ever happen to go down again, we do post emergency messages at daily_deviant on DreamWidth
, dd_updates on LiveJournal
, and the mods' other journals (r_grayjoy
on LJ and DW, and ragdoll
on LJ and DW).
We did have some wonkiness with our members list here on IJ, so if you're supposed to be a posting member, make sure that you still are. And if you were following the comm via the RSS feed or some other off-IJ method, double check that as well.
All right, then... Back later with birthday info!
everything is blueAuthor: _melodic_Characters/Pairings:
Draco Malfoy/Albus Severus PotterRating:
Chan. Collecting.Other Warnings/Content:
Dub-Con. Underage Sex [Albus is 15]. Anal Fingering. Anal Sex. Dark!Albus Severus. Angst.Word Count:
Albus always gets what he wants. Author's Notes:
Title taken from Halsey’s song Colors
(basically the theme song for all my Draco/Albus Severus feels). Thank you so much to gracerene
for the beta! ( everything is blue )
Thrill of AcquisitionAuthor: unbroken_haloCharacters/Pairings:
Bloodplay, collecting, cleaning upOther Warnings/Content:
Possible dub-con, frottage, handjobWord Count:
"Ownership is the most intimate relationship one can have to objects. Not that they come alive in him; it is he who comes alive in them.” --Walter BenjaminAuthor's Notes:
Been a while since I've done this, so let's hope I remembered how. So let's go with this is creepy-hot? Much gratitude and thanks go to icicle33
for the beta help in making this a better fic! *smishes*( Thrill of Acquisition )
*fic, 2017-02, author: unbroken_halo, character: severus, character: sirius, content: dub-con, content: frottage, content: hand jobs, theme: bloodplay, theme: cleaning up, theme: collecting
bloodplay, collectingOther Warnings/Content:
anal sex, sex toys, flagellation, masochism, aftercareWord Count:
She never knows how much he’ll need her to take, but she will save every drop.Author's Notes:
This is one of my guilty pleasure rare pairs, and I thought these themes, and this particular setting, suited them well.( Absorbeo )
*fic, 2017-02, author: tryslora, character: draco, character: luna, content: anal, content: bloodplay, content: masochism, content: sex toys, theme: bloodplay, theme: collecting
|Greetings and welcome to|
Birthday Card Comment Kink!
Our members have made birthday wishes for smutty little ficlets and sketches that would make their birthday very happy indeed. Now everyone has the opportunity to fulfill those wishes -- in the form of comment pr0n!
The birthday card is now open and awaiting your signature! It will remain open until the end of April.
Please read the information and instructions before you sign our birthday card:
• Request fills must be a minimum of 200 words (if fic) or a sketch equivalent (if art). The maximum for fic is what fits into a single comment box.
• Since fills will be short, we're not going to be strictly policing the rating of each piece. Just remember this is Daily Deviant and we want to see some sex!
• Each request may be filled twice -- once by a member and once by a watcher.
• When filling a request, leave it in a comment directly in a reply to the request you're filling.
• When filling a request, note whether you're filling it as a watcher or a member.
• If you are now or have ever been a posting member of Daily Deviant, you'll be filling the requests as a member.
• Claiming of requests is available but optional. What this means is that you need not claim a request in order to fill it, but if it's already claimed by someone else, it's off limits.
• In order to claim a request, comment directly in a reply to the request stating that you're claiming it. Be sure to note whether you're claiming it as a member or a watcher.
• Since we want as many kinky birthday cards as possible, there is an expiration date on claims. One week after a claim is made (as per the time stamp on the comment), if the prompt has not been filled, the claim expires and the prompt is open for claiming or filling by someone else. (We'll try to keep track and delete the expired ones, but we may miss a few, so you can just keep an eye on the time stamps.) So if a prompt you really love appears to be taken, remember to check back (although we hope you'll be following and playing along all month long!).
• If you've made a claim that has expired, you may still post a fill in reply to the prompt as long as no one else fills it or claims it first.
• Participants may have a total of two outstanding claims at a time. I.e., you may claim two requests, then when you've filled one, you may claim a third, etc.
• Additional prompts may continue to appear, so do check back!
• Commenting, interacting, and generally having fun is welcome and encouraged!! Fandom is all about interaction with like-minded
perverts people. Let's enjoy some friendly, smutty celebrating! ;D
Got all that? Okay, good! Now...
RACY RACERS, START YOUR EROTIC ENGINES!
Forget Me NotAuthor: writcraftCharacters/Pairings:
Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy/Severus Snape, Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Harry Potter/Draco MalfoyRating:
Cleaning and CollectingOther Warnings/Content:
Anal fingering, anal sex, threesome, blowjobs, handjobs, PTSD, references to detention role play and spankingWord Count:
One cleans, one collects and the other just wants to forget. Somehow, it works.Author's Notes:
I’m posting this slightly late but I think the calendar is clear so hopefully this is okay. Thanks to A for the SPaG check.( Forget Me Not )
Next month marks Daily Deviant's 11th birthday! [insert obligatory "this one goes to eleven!" joke here] To celebrate, we'll be hosting a number of fun, low-stress events that both members and watchers will be able to participate in.
The first/main event will be: Birthday Card Comment Kink!
For those of you who remember 2015's Kinky Kristmas: Comment Kink Edition, this will operate in the same way. Between now and March, our members will be putting in prompts for short, smutty pieces they'd like to see written or drawn. On Wednesday, March 1 at noon U.S. Eastern time, the official Birthday Card Comment Kink post will go live. And then both members and watchers can have at those porny prompts!
The prompt fills must be a minimum of 200 words (if fic) or a sketch equivalent (if art). The fic fills must fit into a single comment box. Remember, we're just going for low-stress comment pr0n in response to simple prompts here -- like something you could write in a (very adult) birthday card. Since fills will be short, we're not going to be strictly policing the rating of each piece. Just remember this is Daily Deviant and we want to see some sex!
Complete rules and info will come in the actual event post on March 1.
A little later in the month, we'll be holding a week of drabble/drawble challenges. We had a lot of fun with those last year, so be sure not to miss them this time!
We might have a few other tricks up our modly sleeve for party games and/or prizes as well. Keep checking back for further announcements and entertainment....
♥ Happy Valentine's Day, daily_deviant ♥Title:
Complementary To GreenAuthor: digthewriterCharacters/Pairings:
February's theme: Cleaning up. Other Warnings/Content:
Draco's POV. Sexual arousal from jealousy. Threesome. UST. Masturbation. Dirty talk. Bottom!Draco. Mention of switching. Word Count:
When Draco had started The Malfoy Fix, he'd expected plenty of clients that were fashion disasters, and had figured having an open door policy was good for business. Although, catering to celebrity Aurors Harry Potter and Ron Weasley was not
on the agenda.Author's Notes:
All my thanks to tavia_d
, and amorette
for the beta. All the remaining mistakes are mine. This is one of those I wrote it in two days — I can't believe it's this long
fics. If you give it a chance, I do hope you enjoy it. As always, it's so much fun to write for this community.( Complementary To Green )
*fic, 2017-02, author: digthewriter, character: draco, character: harry, character: ron, content: anal, content: blowjobs, content: dirty talk, content: jealousy, content: masturbation, content: oral sex, content: threesome, content: ust, theme: cleaning up
Love (or Something Like It)Author: gracereneCharacters/Pairings:
Harry/Sirius, past Sirius/JamesRating:
underage (Harry is 15), takes place over the Christmas hols in OotP, frottage, wanking, shared bed, angst, interglutealWord Count:
Sirius shouldn't be doing this, but how could he say no to Harry? How could he deny what they both wanted? Author's Notes:
Thanks to capitu
for looking this over!( Love (or Something Like It) )
Collecting PeacocksAuthor: alisanneCharacters:
Teddy Lupin/Scorpius Malfoy (background Severus/Harry)Rating:
UST, big cock!Teddy, pining. Themes/kinks chosen:
Collecting (gathering a personal collection of items related to the object of one's affection -- hair, underwear, used quills, their shrunken head, etc.) and Cleaning up (arousal from dressing up or grooming more than one usually does, "cleaning up" a typically scruffy, slovenly, or unfashionable individual, giving a partner a makeover, etc.). Word Count:
If Scorpius can't have what he wants, he'll take what he can reach. Author's notes:
Thanks to sevfan
for beta reading, and to lilyseyes
for inspiration when I thought this wasn't going to work. Also dedicated to those who
know Teddy Lupin has a big cock. ;)Disclaimer:
The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.( Collecting Peacocks )
*fic, 2017-02, author: alisanne, character: scorpius, character: teddy, content: anal, content: blowjobs, content: oral sex, content: ust, theme: cleaning up, theme: collecting
Title: TriWizard Tricks
Characters/Pairings: Alastor Moody (Barty Crouch Jr.)/Cedric Diggory
Kinks/Themes Chosen: analingus
Warnings: slightly dub-con
Summary: Cedric hopes Moody will keep his promise to tell him how to open the Triwizard Tournament Egg...
Artist Note: So sorry I'm late with this! ( TriWizard Tricks )
A Right and Proper LayAuthor: lokifan Characters/pairings:
Charlie Weasley/Lucy Weasley, Lucy/her husband (background)Rating:
& manipulation, adultery, Charlie’s crude POVThemes/kinks chosen:
I went for fulfilling an unused Kinky Kristmas wish, number #36. The wish was for Dirty Uncle Charlie with dub-con, and the prompt was “Secret Santa”. There’s also some adultery.Word count:
Uncle Charlie got Lucy for Secret Santa, and he’s given her a scandalous present. Everyone knows the best part about giving presents is getting to see the recipient enjoying them.Author’s Notes:
Apologies for my lateness! This is a sequel to an earlier Daily Deviant fic of mine, The Right and Proper Way
(on AO3 here
). You don’t need it for the plot but if you’re enticed by this bit of perversion you’ll like that one too! ( A Right and Proper Lay )
Vividly Emblazoned in My MindAuthor: _melodic_Characters/Pairings:
Facials. Premature Ejaculation. Alternate Pairing: Draco/TeddyOther Warnings/Content:
Voyeurism. Wanking. Blow Jobs. Face Fucking. Pining. First Person POV.Word Count:
~1,700Summary/Description: I couldn’t turn away if I tried. My eyes are glued to the rise and fall of Draco’s flushed chest, the clenching of the firm muscles in his legs, the rosy hue of his rigid cock. My prick twitches in my pyjama bottoms, growing and hardening at the sight in front of me. Author's Notes:
I was so happy to be able to go back and pick any theme/kink from the previous year as I only become a member at the end of last year. I love Teddy paired with any Malfoy and I hope I did them justice. All my loving gratitude to my
, for all her help.( Vividly Emblazoned in My Mind )
*fic, 2017-01, author: _melodic_, character: draco, character: harry, character: teddy, content: cross-gen, content: jealousy, content: masturbation, content: voyeurism, theme: alternate pairing, theme: facials, theme: premature ejaculation
Winning StratagemAuthor: alisanneCharacters:
Viktor Krum/Hermione Granger, Viktor Krum/Ron Weasley, Viktor Krum/OMC.Rating:
infidelity, LOL.Themes/kinks chosen:
Adultery, Charms/Talismans (Everything old is new again!)Word Count:
Viktor is a creature of habit when it comes to his pre-game preparation. Author's notes:
Thanks to my lovely betas, sevfan
, and to my Flist, whose suggestions contributed to the pairings I selected this month. felaine
, you get a ficlet of your choice! Disclaimer:
The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.( “Winning )
All of UsAuthor: trysloraCharacters/Pairings:
Teddy/Albus Severus/James SiriusRating:
Everything old is new again! Specifically: olfactophilia, premature ejaculation, and nipple piercingOther Warnings/Content:
incest, anal fingering, rimming, masochism, sadism, pining, emotions, nipple play, biting, frottingWord Count:
Al’s new nipple piercing breaks his brother in the best way possible.Author's Notes:
I love this threesome, and I just had so much fun working with this group of prompts. It was hard to find ones I hadn’t already written during the year! But these three came together wonderfully for me.( All of Us )
*fic, 2017-01, author: tryslora, character: albus severus, character: james sirius, character: teddy, content: anal, content: fingering, content: frottage, content: incest, content: masochism, content: threesome, theme: everything old is new, theme: olfactophilia, theme: piercing, theme: premature ejaculation
Breaking PointAuthor: fangqueenCharacters/Pairings:
Ron/Draco, Ron/Hermione (background)Rating:
NC-17Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new again!:
Adultery, Nipple piercings, FacialsOther Warnings/Content:
EWE, Angst, Stripper!Draco, Gay gentlemen’s club, Exotic dancing, Sexual Awakenings, Frottage, Masturbation, Voyeurism, Pining, Enemies to LoversWord Count:
was the problem. Because being here
was one thing. Getting a lap dance or two was another. Even having a hasty, quiet wank in the shower when he got home. But the things he’d do to Malfoy, if given the chance...A/N:
This my first submission to Daily Deviant (other than Kinky Kristmas, of course xP), and I’m super excited about it! This story fought me tooth and nail the whole way, and so I hope it finally came out right and that you all enjoy it~( Breaking Point )
Drunk on the Scent of Your SkinAuthor: gracereneCharacters/Pairings:
Draco/Remus, background Remus/TonksRating:
Olfactophilia: arousal from specific scents; often this refers to the various natural smells of the human body, but can apply to any aroma Other Warnings/Content:
AU: Remus & Tonks live, Werewolf Draco, infidelity, semi-public!sex, office!sex, table!sex, rough sex, biting, bottom!draco, first person POVWord Count:
~3,300Summary/Description: It's the smell of him, more than anything else, that drives me wild. Author's Notes:
So this is my first time ever writing in first person and boy was it a challenge! Definitely not a tense that comes naturally to me, but I'm glad I tried it. This fic takes place about four years after the war, and both Remus and Tonks survived. ( Drunk on the Scent of Your Skin )
Remedial PotionsArtist: akatnamedeasterMedia:
Severus Snape/Harry PotterRating:
Teacher/Student, possibly chan, bondage, ambiguous!Snape, clothed/unclothed Summary:
Finally, it was 3pm.A/N:
I've been feeling super nostalgic about fandom lately and with the theme "everything old is new again" I not only recycled an old prompt, but an old trope. After all, it's been a long time since I've seen any ambiguous, slightly hinkey, good ol' fashioned dirtywrong Snarry detention art and it was the first sort of fic I read in this fandom way back when. Besides, a friend really likes toppy!Snape and Snarry so there you go. Hope you dig!( Read more... )
Now that all of us (including our very energetic characters) have had a bit of time to cool down and recuperate from the past month's activities, we're back with the promised reveals! But before we get to that, we need to quickly extend our usual-but-very-much-heartfelt "thank you"s...
First, to all of the authors and artists who created this collection of amazing and sexy pieces. It was an especially rough holiday season in general for a lot of us this year, so super extra kudos and gratitude to you for putting so much into your fantastic fic and art.
Second, an extra dose of praise to those who handled pinch hits and extra pieces this year. You folks are so amazing and impressive, and you have no idea how much we appreciate your assistance.
Third and last but most definitely not least, our enormous thanks to everyone who read, viewed, and commented throughout the month. Fandom exists because like-minded, incredible people gather and interact. None of us would be here doing any of this without you. You quite literally are (the pervy end of)
Much, much love to all! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Now, without further gushing and rambling...( Kinky Kristmas 2016 Author and Artist Reveals Masterlist )
And in case anyone missed them, this year's smutty statistics were posted here
Kinky Kristmas has concluded for the year, don't run away yet
! We'll be posting information about out plans for March -- Daily Deviant's 11th birthday! -- very soon. We have some fun things planned that both members and watchers will be invited to participate in, so stay tuned...