| Title: Failure to Communicate Author: ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) eeyore9990Characters/Pairings: Severus/Sirius Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: Erotic Art Other Warnings: Bad Stick Art (with stick figure peen!) Word Count: ~2100 Summary/Description: Severus is deeply disturbed by the stick figure art Black keeps sending him. Author's Notes: *g* Dedicated to everyone taking part in this year's ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) hp_april_fools, because not everyone can be multitalented! LOL!! ( Failure to Communicate ) | |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ldymusycFrom: eeyore9990Title: Utterly Ravishing Characters/Pairings: Draco/??? (het pairing) Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Pegging, Oral, Sensory Deprivation, Bondage, Others May Apply Other Warnings: Non-Con as Role-Play Scenario Word Count: ~2800 Summary/Description: Being blindfolded and stuffed into a carriage really isn't the best way to start one's day. Author's Notes: Dear Deviant #28, I sincerely hope you enjoy this. To the mods of daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas, thank you for running such an amazingly wonderful fest! ( Utterly Ravishing ) | |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: kabal42From: eeyore9990Title: Exposed Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione (mentioned) Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: Light bondage Other Warnings: EWE Word Count: 3257 Summary/Description: "In which Harry jumps to conclusions and Draco jumps Harry." Author's Notes: I cannot say enough about how incredibly helpful r_grayjoy was in the writing of this fic. She's an awesome mod (as you can clearly see on daily_deviant any given day, and an even more awesome friend. Dear my recipient, I hope you enjoy this fic! ( Exposed ) | |
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| Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: karasu_himeFrom: eeyore9990Title: Far Out Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Severus/Remus Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Included: gender bending, first time, threesome, double-penetration Other Warnings: None Word Count: ~4300 Summary/Description: Sirius, unable to resist tormenting Severus, hits him with a spell that turns him--briefly--into a girl. It's Remus to the rescue when things don't go back to normal as quickly as planned. Author's Notes: This was insanely fun to write. Thank you to the anonymous prompter who left this delicious bit of deliciousness. Thanks also to r_grayjoy for the beta! Happy Kinky Kristmas, all you deviants! :D ( Far Out ) | |
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| Title: Bloodlust Author: eeyore9990Characters: Bellatrix/Rabastan, Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Bellatrix/Frank, Alice Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Torture, Non-con Themes/kinks chosen: symphorophilia: arousal by watching or causing destruction and/or death Word Count: 1015 Summary: There was something so very powerful about holding another life in the palm of her hand, dangling it from the tip of her wand. Author's notes: Not my usual fare, but it was a hell of a lot of fun to write this. :D Thanks to kathrynthegreat for looking this over and letting me know it didn't suck donkey balls. Heh. ( Please heed the warnings before clicking. ) | |
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| Title: Muggles Are Geniuses Author: eeyore9990Characters: Fred/George Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Incest, rimming Themes/kinks chosen: Sperm Banks Word Count: ~1450 Summary: Fred and George discover the Eighth Wonder of the World... God bless Muggles. Author's notes: I saw this theme and just... how could I NOT write some twincest for it?! Enjoy, y'all! ( Muggles Are Geniuses ) | |
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| Title: Releasing the Hounds Author: eeyore9990Characters: Ron Weasley/Harry Potter's bewbies Rating: R Warnings: more slashy than het but not really, unfortunate come shots, tit wanking Themes/kinks chosen: Breasts Word Count: ~3100 Summary: It's all about the tits... and that makes it okay. Right? Author's notes: Undying thanks go to leela_cat who choked down her revulsion at the thought of Ron in any sort of sexual situation to beta this for me. Also, this is my very favorite bunny ever, I think. :D I had way too much fun writing this. *glee* ( Releasing the Hounds ) | |
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| Title: 1001 Uses for Ectoplasm... or Just One Really Excellent Use Author: eeyore9990Characters: Viktor/Harry/ghost!Cedric Rating: NC-17 Warnings: First person POV, random thought processes... oh, and ectoplasm as lube Themes/kinks chosen: Ménage a tróis Word Count: 1250-ish Summary: A screaming orgasm sounds really good, until you're the one doing the unmanly screaming. Author's notes: Because you can never have too many references to Ghostbusters in Harry Potter fanfiction. Or sparkling ghosts who are definitely not sparkling vampires. Huge thanks to leela_cat for the quickie. The quickie beta, you pervs! :D ( Ectoplasm! ) | |
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| Title: To Tender a Gentle Touch Author: eeyore9990Characters: Harry Potter/Madam Pomfrey (unrequited) Rating: R Warnings: wank-fic, cross-gen Themes/kinks chosen: Medical Scenes— playing doctor or medical kinkWord Count: 1030-ish Summary: Harry is obsessed with the way Madam Pomfrey treats him; finding a way to be treated again is never an issue at Hogwarts. Author's notes: This is ridiculously short, for which I must apologize. I'm really hoping the image in my head translated into fic without being terribly garbled in the process. :P Thanks to unbroken_halo for all her help with this fic. Also, St Mungo's Healers wear lime green, but Madam Pomfrey is far more stylish than them. *cough* She likes her robes crisp and white, tyvm. ( To Tender a Gentle Touch ) | |
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| Title: The Oddest Thing Author: eeyore9990Characters: Percy Weasley/Fred Weasley (deceased), George Weasley Rating: R Warnings: Sort-of incest, portrait-wanking Themes/kinks chosen: Spectrophilia Word Count: 2558 Summary: Fred has a theory about Percy... Author's notes: Okay, so this almost didn't get finished in time. Thanks to alisanne and leela_cat for carrying me to the finish line. ( The Oddest Thing ) | |
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| Title: Pretty and Witty and Gay!, or, Squicking Fandom Author: eeyore9990Characters: Rubeus Hagrid/The Giant Squid Rating: R? Warnings: Crossdressing!Hagrid, tentacle!porn, dub/noncon, tentacle!bondage. Also, the pairing itself. Themes/kinks chosen: I'm thinking this qualifies as "hand job", but really, there aren't any hands involved. Just tentacles. Word Count: 2175 Summary: Hagrid has always longed for the freedom to roam out of doors while indulging his love of satins and lace. When Madame Maxime arrives from France, he finally has his chance. Author's notes: Okay, so. I had completely intended to have the Giant Squid pleasuring itself while watching the children frolic on a hot summer day (because for all the taboos I've written, I've never written tentacle!porn, and that's just WRONG), but then accioslash suggested that she'd like to see some crossdressing!Hagrid and my brain merged the two ideas together. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm totally not. I was so gleefully inspired that I wrote this whole fic in just under two hours. A very huge and special thank you to summerborn and kathrynthegreat for being brave enough to beta this for me. ( Pretty and Witty and Gay! ) | |
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| Title: When Fantasy Meets Reality Author: eeyore9990Characters: Ron/Hermione/Harry Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Het? Themes/kinks chosen: Underwear as a fetish Word Count: ~2500 Summary: Stuck in a tent for months, Hermione takes her opportunity to wank when she can. Thankfully, when she's caught, it's by a figment of her broken imagination. Author's notes: Whee! Trio-smut! Written for vl_redreign cuz she's awesome and I luff her. Huge thanks to kathrynthegreat for pushing me to finish on time. ( When Fantasy Meets Reality ) - Tags:
*fic, 2009-04, author: eeyore9990, character: harry, character: hermione, character: ron, content: fingering, content: masturbation, content: oral sex, content: teen sex, content: threesome, theme: underwear
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| Title: Here, Pussy! Author: eeyore9990Characters: Minerva/Crookshanks, various and sundry Other Cats Rating: R for rampant tomcattery Warnings: Uh, did you see the pairing? Themes/kinks chosen: Cat fight Word Count: 1350 (excluding canon text)/1530 (including canon text) Summary: Wild Kingdom: Hogwarts-style. Author's notes: *head desk* I don't even know what to say here. There is no excuse, is there? But dude, that prompt was clearly calling out for this. Deep and very special thanks to angela_snape for agreeing to spork out her eyes beta this. ( Here, Pussy! )A/N #2: Text in italics from the end of the fic is taken directly from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. No harm or copyright infringement is intended. | |
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| Title: The Rooftop Author: eeyore9990Characters: Draco/Harry and other imaginary people Rating: Hard R (Maybe NC-17?) Warnings: Fanon goodness, toppy!Draco, creepy unpeople being creepy Themes/kinks chosen: PORNography Word Count: 1623 Summary: Harry finally gains entry to the Room that Draco's been requesting; shockingly he does not find a bunch of closeted Death Eaters (gay or otherwise). :D Author's notes: Ahahaha, see how I incorporated that "rooftop" prompt, ghot? *smacks self* Title totally unrelated to the fic in any way unless you decide that it's the name of Draco's imaginary club, yes that's it OBVIOUSLY! A long overdue re-do of a fic for ghot's Kinky Kristmas prompt, the first of which I failed at completely by non-incorporation of her "first time" kink. :D ( The Rooftop ) - Tags:
*fic, 2009-02, author: eeyore9990, character: draco, character: harry, content: blowjobs, content: fantasy, content: frottage, content: public sex, content: student/student, theme: pornography
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| Title: Everyone's Gone Bananas Author: eeyore9990Characters: Harry/Remus/Severus/Sirius Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Gang bang(Group Sex), DWD (Deaths? What deaths?), Everyone is alive by the power of porn, rimming Themes/kinks chosen: Rimming, Threesome (Everything Old is New) Word Count: 2764 Summary: A bit of penii comparison leads to speculation about the size of Snape's cock. What better way to find out than to approach the subject "head" on? ( Everyone's Gone Bananas ) - Tags:
*fic, 2009-01, author: eeyore9990, character: harry, character: remus, character: severus, character: sirius, content: anal, content: blowjobs, content: group sex, content: rimming, content: threesome, theme: everything old is new
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| Title: Up On The Housetop Author: eeyore9990Characters: Draco/Harry Rating: R/NC-17 Warnings: Fluff Themes/kinks chosen: For ghot. Prompt: The roof, romance Word Count: 1981 Summary: We're going to pretend this is their first Christmas together so that there is some form of first time in this fic, okay? So, Draco and Harry spend their first Christmas together as a couple. Harry experiences the angst of a man who has NO IDEA what to get his lover for such a special holiday. Author's notes: This is actually my second attempt at this fic. The first one was very porn-resistant, so…. *wink* Not so much for a Kinky Kristmas extravaganza. ghot, I really hope you enjoy this and that it is everything you were hoping for! Have a wonderful holiday, dear readers! ETA: OMG, I completely overlooked the kink when writing this! ARGH! It wasn't until I was filling in the prompt for the header that I realised I'd messed up. ghot, I promise I will write you another fic, with first time. I so fail and I am so sorry. ( Up On The Housetop ) | |
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| Title: No Rest For The Wicked Author: eeyore9990Characters: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Lucius Malfoy Rating: R Warnings: Abuse of Power, Bondage, Non-con, Object Penetration Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas prompt of The Cane Word Count: 1389 Summary: Kingsley has a moment alone with Lucius after the Department of Mysteries and before Azkaban. Author's notes: Because nothing says "Merry Fucking Christmas" like abuse of power, bondage, and a dash of non-con. *face palm* ( No Rest For The Wicked ) | |
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| Title: Making Love Instead of Misery Author: eeyore9990Characters: Draco/Harry Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Drug Use, rimming, abundant amounts of baby oil being slathered onto a bound and bossy Draco Themes/kinks chosen: Drug use Word Count: ~1600 Summary: A fic written with the one and only purpose of providing porn. There is no plot here to summarise. Author's notes: My posting date snuck up on me while in the midst of frantically trying to finish holiday exchange fics. My "unfinished fics" folder literally saved my ass this month. YAY! Again, please to be excusing the lack of any coherent plot. Title stolen without regret from Hinder's song "Get Stoned." I thought it was appropriate. :D ( Making Love Instead of Misery ) | |
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| Title: In The Palm of His Hand Author: eeyore9990Characters: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Kirley Duke Rating: NC-17 Warnings: None, really, though there's some desk sex if that appeals. :D Themes/kinks chosen: Alternate pairing (see pairing) Word Count: ~3200 Summary: When the lead guitarist of the Weird Sisters gets a slew of death threats, Auror Kingsley Shacklebolt is called in to help. Author's notes: After my computer ate the first version of this, I frantically rewrote from memory. The fic turned out wildly different the second go-round, but there is desk!sex, a nummy guitarist, and a fucking hot Auror. So, all's well that ends well. ( In The Palm of His Hand ) | |
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| Title: Dainty Bites Back Author: eeyore9990Characters: Harry Potter/Gregory Goyle Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Rough sex, a bit of blood shed Themes/kinks chosen: Frottage, confessions Word Count: 1287 Summary: Some dialogue and some smut. What? You were looking for plot? Pfft. Author's notes: Special thanks to alisanne and unbroken_halo for being there while I wrote this. To iulia_linnea: This isn't the story I wanted to write, but think of it as a teaser until that story is written. :D Some Harry/Goyle smut just for you. This fic falls in the same universe as Dainty Is As Dainty Does, but can stand alone. ( Dainty Bites Back )Dainty Dies a Small Death, the further adventures of Harry/Goyle. :P | |
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| Title: The Vipertooth's Kiss Author: eeyore9990Characters: Severus Snape/Charlie Weasley Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Mild blood/wound play, pain sluttery, biting, intoxicated!Snape, hot m/m action ( I hope) Themes/kinks chosen: Pheromones with hints of romantic marriage Word Count: 3600 Summary: Once upon a time, there was a Triwizard Tournament at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Dragons were the first task, and they can be pesky creatures, especially for the dragon handlers. They can also give struggling pr0n writers lovely, if contrived, plot devices. Yay!Author's notes: *sacrifices sex toys at the altar of the pr0n muse* Finally, finally, the dry spell is broken. I have managed to write an NC-17 fic! My deepest thanks to the chat girls for all the help and support and to littleblackbow who agreed to draw accompanying art for this to inspire me in my pursuit of an NC-17 rating. Also, a very, very, very belated Happy Birthday to snapesgirl. You may now feel free to add that extra digit to your age. ( The Vipertooth's Kiss ) - Tags:
*fic, 2008-08, author: eeyore9990, character: charlie, character: severus, content: anal, content: bloodplay, content: oral sex, content: rough sex, content: spanking, theme: pheromones, theme: romantic marriage
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| Title: Absolutely Indecent Author: r_grayjoy and eeyore9990Characters: Sirius Black, Severus Snape (with cameos by Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin, Kingsley Shacklebolt, and Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody) Rating: R Warnings: None Themes/kinks chosen:Sacofricosis: The practice of cutting a hole in ones front trouser pocket for the purpose of masturbation. Word Count: 2447 Summary: Sirius finds one way to entertain himself through Order meetings. ( Absolutely Indecent ) | |
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| Title: Into Each Life… Author: eeyore9990Characters: Harry/Ginny Rating: Light R Warnings: Depression, Epilogue-compliant Themes/kinks chosen: Castration, in the sense of "the removal of the ovaries" Word Count: 1855 Summary: Into each life a little rain must fall. Harry doesn't know what to do to make Ginny feel better, but he's going to try something anyway. Author's notes: I just sort of felt the need to write this. Apologies for the Epilogue compliancy. ( Into Each Life… ) | |
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| Title: Ron Weasley Discovers the Existence of Candy Coated Sparkly Come Author: eeyore9990Characters: Ron Weasley, Gilderoy Lockhart Rating: NC-17 (for themes) Warnings: Non-con (because unconscious men cannot give consent), underage (WAY underage, Ron is 12/13) Themes/kinks chosen: Fainting Word Count: ~1300 Summary: Ron is left with Lockhart while Harry goes to rescue Ginny from the Chamber of Secrets. Author's notes: A few, bolded bits in the beginning of the fic (mostly dialogue) are taken directly from the end of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. This fic is based on yesterday's art by littleblackbow. Huge thanks to her for this collab! ( Ron Weasley Discovers the Existence of Candy Coated Sparkly Come ) | |
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| Title: Adventures in Polyjuice Author: eeyore9990Characters: Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Lavender Brown Rating: R Warnings: Honestly? I can't think of any. You might disagree, of course. :P Themes/kinks chosen: Coitus a mammalia Word Count: ~2500 Summary: Vince and Greg find a better use for their cross-gender polyjuicing. Author's notes: You know, I'm just surprised I haven't seen this before. Also, for those who will no doubt wonder WTF I was thinking, just know, there's not many opportunities to have a man scream out, "Ow, get off my hair!" while writing slash. ( Adventures in Polyjuice ) | |
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