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8th January 2012 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas 2011 Reveals!
This year's fantastic collection of pieces is a bit different than our previous ones in terms of characters and pairings and so forth. In case anyone missed them, the 2011 stats are in this post.

Before we get to the big reveal, we're going to take just a moment to extend some very heartfelt thank yous. Once again, Kinky Kristmas was a smashing success, and none of it could have been possible without you.

- Thank you to everyone, both members and watchers, who read, viewed, commented, and recced throughout December. We're all here for the interaction with like-minded fans, so without people like you, there'd be no Kinky Kristmas or Daily Deviant or HP fandom at all. I think most of us have noticed that there's been a bit of a drop off in commenting across fandom over the last year or two. Nonetheless, this year's KK generated more than 1,200 comments on its 70 pieces, and we've had enough recs to have 37 pieces (one more than last year!) listed in the Daily Snitch!! We truly cannot thank you all enough.

- Second, huge thanks to the members and watchers who contributed fic and art to this year's event. You all clearly put your collective best foot forward, as the response proves. A standing ovation to you all.

- Last, but certainly not least, huge heaps of gratitude and virtual chocolate to those who contributed pinch hits or extra pieces this year: [info]celandineb, [info]dexstarr, [info]its_art, [info]kinky_kneazle, [info]lilmisblack, [info]ships_harry, [info]thegildedmagpie, and [info]tripperfunster.

We're positively thrilled with the results of this year's celebration, and we hope you had a fantastic time reading and viewing. This fandom and the brilliant and talented individuals who comprise it are amazing. ♥

Now, without further delay...

The Kinky Kristmas 2011 Reveals! )
7th January 2012 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas 2011 Statistics!
While everyone is waiting for reveals to go up, we thought we'd entertain you with this year's wacky stats. There are some very interesting and significant changes this time around. For reference, here are the stats from 2010 and the stats from 2009.

Click for the Stats! )
2nd January 2012 01:52 - Kinky Kristmas 2011 Pre-Reveals Masterlist
To help in everyone's endeavors to catch up, below the cut is a complete list of all of the works posted for this year's Kinky Kristmas. Do check it out and see what you might have missed, because there's heaps of fantastic stuff in there!

Once again, reveals will happen at noon U.S. Eastern time on Sunday, January 8. Sometime between now and then you can expect to see a new compilation of wacky stats. They appear to have changed rather dramatically from the last two years, so they should be interesting...

Keep reading, viewing, and feeding the hungry authors and artists with your comments. Stick with us for statistics and reveals!

Complete Kinky Kristmas 2011 Roundup )
1st January 2012 02:44 - Kinky Kristmas Final Roundup
Well, folks, that's all she (and he) wrote (and drew)! Kinky Kristmas 2011 posting has come to an end.

Below the cut you'll find a list of all of the Kinky Kristmas fic and art that's been posted in the last ten days.
The Week 1 Roundup is HERE.
The Week 2 Roundup is HERE.
The Week 3 Roundup is HERE.

And once again, this post is where you drop us any recs that you've made. If you could leave us the names of the pieces recced and a link to the (unlocked) rec post that would be very much appreciated. There are several pieces that just need one more rec in order to get listed in the newsletters, so if you've made recs posts, do let us know!

Kinky Kristmas reveals will take place at noon U.S. Eastern Time on Sunday, January 8. In the mean time, be sure to catch up on anything you might have missed. There are some truly wonderful pieces that deserve much more love!

Read, view, comment, rec! Make some authors and artists happy, and help make Kinky Kristmas memorable for everyone! :D

Final Roundup )

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
31st December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Seeker (McGonagall/Hooch)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]woldy
From: [info]twilightsorcery

Title: Seeker
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall / Xiomara Hooch
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: striptease, quidditch kink
Artist's Notes: Thanks for a great prompt! :) [Note: Characters represented are most definitely over the age of 18.]
Art Preview:


Seeker [NWS Art] )
31st December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen) (Bill/Tonks, Bill/various)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]silvernatasha
From: [info]ragdoll

Title: The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen)
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks, Bill/Minerva, Bill/Pansy, Bill/Rosmerta, Bill/Hermione, Bill/Parvati, Bill/Lavender, Bill/Millicent, Bill/Narcissa, Bill/Angelina, Bill/Hestia, Bill/Ginny, Bill/Helga (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: anal sex, blindfolding, blow jobs, bondage, corsets, cunnilingus, D/s, discipline, drug use (opium), exhibitionism, frottage, hate sex, ice/sensation play, incest fantasies, lap dancing, mutual masturbation, orgasm denial, outdoor sex, pegging, ravishment play, rimming, role-playing, spanking, tattooing (mendhi), verbal humiliation, voyeurism, wanking
Other Warnings/Content: age disparity, erotic traditional dancing, femme!dom, implied food smut, motorboating, nipple clamps (implied), smoking, student/teacher fantasy, do not operate heavy machinery or mix with alcohol
Word Count: 8100
Summary/Description: Bill Weasley is a man of many talents and many kinks. Luckily, he has a Metamorphmagus girlfriend to indulge them all.
Author's Notes: You asked for twelve kinks and/or twelve separate partners for Mr William Arthur Weasley, dear recipient, and I so have complied. Although there are definitely more than a dozen kinks herein. But definitely twelve partners. Well, technically a baker's dozen if you consider Helga's inclusion, so I suppose Bill gets to shag (or be shagged) by a virtual coven of witches. Lucky boy.

Along with your prompts, this story was inspired by "Sex (I'm a...)" by Berlin and "Kiss" by Prince.

I hope you enjoy this and that you had the kinkiest of Kristmases.

Thanks to S, K and C for all their help with betaing as well as T & R for handholding, betaing and psychotherapy. Without you, I am nothing.

Thanks to the DD mods for their patience and encouragement.

The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen) )
30th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: One Down, Six To Go (Arthur/Bill)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]lilmisblack
From: [info]thilia

Title: One Down, Six To Go
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Bill
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Incest, cross-gen, blowjobs
Other Warnings/Content: /
Artist's Notes: Arthur has a bit of a special kink... and plans on working his way through all his boys... and girl ;) It was really hard to pick a pairing because I love all the Weasleys. But in the end, I went with Bill because... well, I'm not really sure why. If I'd had more time, I might have drawn all the pairings you requested, but since this was a pinch-hit, it wasn't possible. Hope you like it! :)
Art Preview:


One Down, Six to Go [NWS Art] )
30th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Accidents Will Happen (James Sirius/Albus Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thilia
From: [info]entrenous88

Title: Accidents Will Happen
Characters/Pairings: James Sirius Potter/Albus Severus Potter
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, bottom!Albus, dirty talk
Other Warnings/Content: Incest, angst, underage sex (James is 17, Albus 16).
Word Count: 3,819 words
Summary/Description: As the evening of the annual Potter-Weasley Christmas party approaches, James finds himself frustrated with anyone who thinks he could ever harm his younger brother (on purpose).
Author's Notes: Title from Elvis Costello's "Accidents Will Happen," which also provides the source for the song lyrics quoted at the outset. Many thanks to the fantastic mods for their patience, and for making this Kinky Kristmas merry and deviant and bright. To my prompter, I really hope you enjoy this.

FIC: Accidents Will Happen (James Sirius/Albus Severus, NC-17) )
29th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Of Alcohol and Resolutions (James/Sirius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]rilla_licious
From: [info]lilmisblack

Title: Of Alcohol and Resolutions
Characters/Pairings: James/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, semi-public sex
Other Warnings/Content: Oral, dirty talk, excessively long sentences.
Word Count: 2250
Summary/Description: I was drunk, and randy, and frustrated, and pissed, and so bloody sick of watching James and Lily all over each other. So I made the most stupid New Year Resolution in the history of the wizarding kind.

Of Alcohol and Resolutions )
29th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Earth-bound (Sprout/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From: [info]pre_raphaelite1

Title: Earth-bound
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, Bondage, Watersports, Teacher/student
Other Warnings/Content: Object insertion and fat appreciation
Word Count: 2070
Summary/Description: Luna needs to heal in the years after the war, to find a place to live again.
Author's Notes: Oh lovely Wisher, I jumped on this one as soon as I saw your request for fat appreciation. There's just not enough attention and love given the the beautiful bounty of a large woman. I hope I've done that justice, especially since the fic went its own way and refused your request for some Santa references. Instead, we have Sprout much as an earth goddess, which, let's be honest, is a hell of a lot sexier than old St. Nick. :P This is also, partially, as a result of recently teaching The Secret Garden.
Additional adoration and love to our beloved Rowan who had to deal with my extreme tardiness on submitting this. Life got massively in the way, but I was determined to finish this.

Earth-bound )
28th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: My Strange Addiction (Bill/Lavender)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]silvernatasha
From: [info]doveypoo

Title: My Strange Addiction
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Lavender
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: first time, massage
Artist's Notes: Lavender has a Weasley addiction, and she sets her sights on the next fix. Hope you like it!
Art Preview:


My Strange Addiction [NWS Art] )
28th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Toy at Christmas (Barty Crouch Jr.-as-Moody/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]gypsyflame
From: [info]thegildedmagpie

Title: A Toy at Christmas
Characters/Pairings: Barty Crouch Jr.-as-Moody/Draco, implied Moody/Flitwick
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Objectification
Other Warnings/Content: underage, D/s, brattiness, teacher/student, underage, risk of exposure, silk pants, touch of hatesex, underage
Word Count: 2560
Summary/Description: Nothing turns Draco on more than being treated like a sex toy. And in the guise of his fourth-year Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Barty Crouch is only too happy to treat him that way.
Author's Notes: My dear recipient, you did say any male character. ;p Barty took over the narration a lot more than I was intending – I'm tempted to find a month where I can do a remix from Draco's point of view like the story was actually meant to be! And Barty likes his adjectives too much.

My father is on the board of governors, you know. If he knew you were doing this ... )
27th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Hate is... (Sirius/Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]akatnamedeaster
From: [info]ghot

Title: Hate is...
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Severus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, frottage, half dressed sex
Other Warnings/Content: Marauder Era [Characters are 7th year/over the age of 18.]
Artist's Notes: Well, I wasn't able to incorporate the prompt, "an unexpected gift", but I hope this can be a good enough gift to the prompter. Happy Holidays!
Art Preview:


Hate is... [NWS Art] )
27th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Mermaid's Suede (Charlie/Neville)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kabal42
From: [info]coffee_n_cocoa

Title: Mermaid’s Suede
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: bondage, leather (sort of)
Other Warnings/Content: plant porn
Word Count: 2958
Summary/Description: It was difficult to imagine such an affable bloke as being so, well, kinky, if Charlie hadn’t witnessed it firsthand.

Author's Notes: I hope you enjoy this! I had a lot of fun writing it. Happy holidays to you!

Mermaid’s Suede )
26th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: My Pretty Pet (Godric/Salazar)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nehalenia
From: [info]venturous

Title: My Pretty Pet
Characters/Pairings: Godric/Salazar
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Bondage, D/s
Other Warnings/Content: Someone is watching
Summary/Description: Prompt: Godric is called to battle rebellious hill tribes in the south/west (think Wales). He returns with a unique war-prize: a pale skinned, dark-haired youth (16-18) of exceptional beauty. His name? Salazar Slytherin. Before he went off to war, Godric's chief ambition & interest was in building Hogwarts. Now, however, his main interest seems to be spending as much time as possible in bed with young Salazar. Disturbed by this behavior, Rowena decides to investigate. Just what kind of hold does this beautiful boy have over Godric? And which of them is really the master or the slave? Big bonus points for Voyeur!Rowena getting an eyeful of what goes on in the bedchamber, and for Salazar manipulating Godric while allowing himself to be dominated.
Artist's Notes: Alas my more polished version died in a photoshop crash this week. I hope the essence of your prompt is still fullfilled, Dear Deviant.

My Pretty Pet [NWSArt] )
26th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: I've been an awful good girl (Neville/Lavender)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]its_art
From: [info]luvscharlie

Title: I've been an awful good girl
Characters/Pairings: Neville Longbottom/Lavender Brown
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Stockings (on Lavender), Confident Neville (somewhat), Dirty talk (or an attempt at it), semi-public sex (they're in a public place), role play, spanking, oral, fingering
Other Warnings/Content: Costumes, Santa fetish, Love/lust potion
Word Count: 5021
Summary/Description: Lavender has pretty much suckered Neville into agreeing to be a Department Store Santa for Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, but she's not just doing it for the children… or the hike in sales. She has her own agenda.
Author's Notes: I hope you liked what I did with your request for wryly humorous, sexy Father Christmas hats. I'm told that "Santa" has become fairly regular across the pond as well, so during the times that Father Christmas seemed long and clunky, I went with Santa. The title is a line from the song Santa Baby

I've been an awful good girl )
25th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Challenge Accepted (Snape/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]venturous
From: [info]akatnamedeaster

Title: Challenge Accepted
Characters/Pairings: Snape/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Bondage, corsets, D/s
Other Warnings/Content: Implied use of riding crop [Characters represented are over the age of 18... some more so than others.]
Artist's Notes: This is not my usual fare but the pairing is one I have a soft spot for. I hope you enjoy this take on your prompt, Mystery Recipient.

Challenge Accepted [NWS Art] )
25th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Silver and Gold (Dean/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]eeyore9990
From: [info]ozma_katiebell

Title: Silver and Gold
Characters/Pairings: Dean/Luna (Fleur/Bill mentioned in the background)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Hair-eroticism, fingering, oral, outdoor sex, masturbation
Other Warnings/Content: Canon character deaths mentioned
Word Count: 5560
Summary/Description: "Even in the darkest hours, Luna makes everything brighter." A story about Dean Thomas learned to paint in colour again.
Author's Notes: Thank you so much to S for the last minute beta and suggestions. You made this far better than it was. To my recipient, Happy Kinky Kristmas, and I hope this didn't venture to far into the dark side for you. Thank you for letting me tell a story that has been lurking in the back of my mind since 2007.

Silver and Gold )
24th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Sweet Distraction (Harry/Pansy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]alisanne
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]scarletladyy

Title: Sweet Distraction
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Pansy, background Draco/Astoria and Blaise/Hannah
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Pegging, fingering, semi-public sex
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count: 2,922
Summary/Description: Harry always finds the Malfoy Christmas Ball rather boring, and distracts his wife with a lust charm while she's trying to converse with friends. Unable to resist, Pansy takes him into the hallway for some fun, but it isn't long until they get interrupted. Thankfully, a present on Christmas morning relieves all of their frustrations from the night before.
Author's Notes: This was an absolute pleasure to write. Many thanks to both the mods and my beta for being absolute stars.

Sweet Distraction )
24th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Free Love (Bill/Arthur)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]lilmisblack
From: A Wondrous Watcher: [info]bendleshnitz1

Title: Free Love
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley/Arthur Weasley + Weasley canon pairings
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Incest. Slash. Age disparity (16/36). Chan. Infidelity. Bisexuality. Time travel.
Other Warnings/Content: Anal. Masturbation. Frottage. Mostly canon except Fred's alive.
Word Count: 3235
Summary/Description: The Weasley Twins have a new invention that enables people to fulfill their deepest wishes. Little did Bill know he was going to test it before it hit the shelves.
Author's Notes: I tried my best stretching myself with this plot. Thank you so much to the lovely girl who betaed this for me! Hope everyone likes it. Especially the person who left the prompt :)

Free Love )
23rd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Recall
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]snegurochka_lee
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]workofstone

Title: Recall
Characters/Pairings: Hermione Granger/Scorpius Malfoy, references to past Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
Rating: Explicit
Kinks/Themes Included: Cross-gen, taking-your-issues-with-someone-out- on-their-son-or-mother!kink.
Other Warnings/Content: No warnings apply.
Word Count: 1636 words
Summary/Description: The summer after her divorce, Hermione finds more than musty books in Vienna.
Author's Notes: Dear prompter, thank you for the fabulous prompt!

Recall )
23rd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Good Things Come to Those Who Wait
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]leela_cat
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]dexstarr

Title: Good Things Come to Those Who Wait
Characters/Pairings: Narcissa/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Touch
Other Warnings/Content: Bondage, cross-gen
Word Count: ~2100
Summary/Description: Narcissa can be patient, very patient, until she doesn’t want to be.
Author's Notes: Mystery recipient, I hope you enjoy! I tried to incorporate as much of your request as I could. Thanks to L. for reading.

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait )
23rd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Where Hippos Meet Snakes and Dragons
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]leela_cat
From: A Wondrous Watcher: [info]nimrod_9

Title: Where Hippos Meet Snakes and Dragons
Pairings: Harry/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Kissing, first time, frottage
Word Count: 1,981
Summary: Harry and Charlie meet accidentally. Its solstice and they're both at loose ends. What's a boy to do?
Author's Notes: Happy Holidays! I hope I did your request justice! Many thanks to the mod for her patience and e for the beta!

Where Hippos Meet Snakes and Dragons )
22nd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Elements of a Fair Trade (Harry/Draco, Ron/Pansy, Harry/Pansy, Ron/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]florahart
From: [info]mindabbles

Title: The Elements of a Fair Trade
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Pansy, Harry/Pansy, Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: partner swap (swinging)
Other Warnings/Content: anal, oral, and vaginal sex, rimming, voyeurism, a little dirty talk
Word Count: 5,500
Summary/Description: Pansy is sure Ron would like to give a swap a go. And then, when Draco confesses his secret worry—sort of—she realises that she absolutely has to do it for friendship. Well, that and the opportunity to make a second war hero beg.
Author's Notes: Thank you prompter for an amazing prompt. I so hope you enjoy this. Thank you to the mods for another amazing Kinky Kristmas and for their understanding. Much love to my betas. Happy Holidays everyone.

A fair trade is good for everyone. )
22nd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Turnabout (Sprout/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]songquake

Title: Turnabout
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, bondage, cool magic (I hope!)
Other Warnings/Content: Compulsion Charms, erotic use of plants, genital abuse, orgasm control, Old Lady Smut!
Word Count: ~4k
Summary/Description: All work and no play makes Minerva a terribly dull gay.
Author's Notes: Mystery Recipient, I hope you enjoy this! While I wouldn't necessarily consider this a comedy piece (which I know you didn't want!), Pomona made it perfectly clear that Minerva was not to take herself too seriously. I hope the mix of sternness and tenderness balances the humour for you!

Turnabout )
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