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Fun Kinky Kristmas Statistics 
3rd January 2010 12:00
Kinky Kristmas artist and author reveals are scheduled to take place on the 7th. Until then, remember that there are roundup posts to help you get caught up on your reading and viewing, and a recs collection post for those of you who've recced pieces from the fest. Members, if you spot recs for your own pieces, feel free to leave an anonymous comment with the links.

While we're waiting for reveals, have some fun Kinky Kristmas statistics:


We had 19 pieces of art by Daily Deviant members, 31 fics by members, and 21 fics by our wonderful watchers -- for a smashing total of 71 pieces! Here's how they tallied up:


Slash: 39
Het: 19
Femslash: 4
Mixed slash/het threesomes and moresomes: 7
Ambiguous: 1
I don't even know where to place it: 1 (What do you call it when a male character has temporarily been given a female body? Is it slash? Is it het? ::brain explodes::)


Of course, some characters got luckier than others. Here's a bit of information on characters who were the biggest sluts enjoyed their sexuality the most:

- Proving what a hound he truly is, Sirius tops the list with a total of 15 different partners. His exploits include both sexes and all ages, and most of the Order of the Pheonix.

- Tied for second place are Harry and Charlie with 11 partners each. Harry's list is particularly impressive, since it includes three generations of Malfoys, his godfather, his godson, several Weasleys, and his best friends!

- Snape and Draco were just behind them with 10 partners each. Snape, by the way, appears to be entirely gay, since not a single one of his partners was a woman. Draco, however, in true Slytherin fashion, is an opportunistic bisexual.

- The award for Most Adventurous and Diverse Sex Life goes to Luna hands down. Her 9 partners included men, women, a half-Veela, an unnamed mythological beast, and a random centaur. You go, Luna!

- And just to show that the older generation has still got it, Minerva and Albus scored 6 and 4 partners respectively.


The most popular pairings:

Harry/Draco: 6 (including 2 threesomes with other characters)
Snape/Sirius: 5 (including 2 threesomes) -- this makes your mod very happy, by the way!
Ron/Hermione: 4 (including 2 threesomes with Harry)
Charlie/Tonks: 4 (including 2 threesomes and moresomes)
Snape/Harry: 3 (including including 1 threesome with Draco)
Snape/Remus: 3 (including 1 threesome with Sirius)
Ginny/Luna: 3 (including 1 all-girl moresome)


In total, the fest included 44 characters in 58 different combinations!


Awesome job, everybody!!
Comments 
3rd January 2010 17:09
Yay, statistics! :D
4th January 2010 06:59
Who said playing with numbers can't be fun? >:)
3rd January 2010 17:11
LOL I am loving your comments-Harry's list is killing me dead. Luna's is entirely appropriate. *nods*
3rd January 2010 17:12
Ahahaha! Those stats are hilarious! I'm sure your prof's would be proud!
3rd January 2010 17:24
Cool - love the stats!
3rd January 2010 17:31
This is too awesome by half. YAY!! Can we do it again next month?
3rd January 2010 17:45
yay stats! And go, Luna! (And of course, that Sirius...what a slut!)
3rd January 2010 18:06
Those statistics rock! Damn, a fest where there was more Snack than Snarry? Who'd a thunk it! Of course Sirius = hound is no surprise to anyone, really. ;)
3rd January 2010 18:51
Awesome stats! They made me giggle insanely. I loved participating this year and can't wait for the reveals.
3rd January 2010 19:45
Hahaha, awesome! I love the stats! XD

LD7
3rd January 2010 20:36
Stats FTW! That Sirius...arf. And yay for Min and Albie.
3rd January 2010 21:25
Haha, this is a great list and many parts of it makes me happy! :-D
3rd January 2010 22:20
Wheee, these are such fun! :D
4th January 2010 00:10
Awesome!! And I think that ambiguous one might be considered 'genderbending'? maybe...?
4th January 2010 03:37
Who wouldn't love stats like these??!!!
4th January 2010 08:08
Snape/Sirius: 5 (including 2 threesomes) -- this makes your mod very happy, by the way!

Not to mention some watchers!
4th January 2010 16:25
Heee, this is such a fun list! Harry's list cracks me the hell up, as does the lack of Snape het. Snape knows what he likes, lol.
4th January 2010 19:22
Yay stats! I love that Sirius is still getting so much action - take that Jo & your curtain of doom! B Harry and Luna's lists are awesome, as is the moresomes action. A Kinky Kristmas indeed :-D
4th January 2010 21:26
I always knew Sirius was a slut. I would offer to go have a conversation with him about it, but he seems a bit busy. *g*
Oh man, these stats made me snorfle. Nice job! :)
5th January 2010 05:23
Ahahahaha. I love you for this (and other things). Just so you know.
5th January 2010 08:13
This is the best stats post I have ever seen. Bravo. And glad to see Sirius has still got it--or still gets it.
5th January 2010 22:22
What do you call it when a male character has temporarily been given a female body? Is it slash? Is it het?

Slet? Hash?

Fascinating stats - as the Slytherin said to the Gryffindor.

And a great fest.
6th January 2010 06:31
I totally love these stats! Stats should be done more often haha!
6th January 2010 21:42
I only read a few random Kinky Kristmas fics for lack of time, but am suddenly feeling very motivated to go back and read everything. *adds 'statistics' to list of personal kinks*
7th January 2010 20:36
Harry's list is particularly impressive, since it includes three generations of Malfoys, his godfather, his godson, several Weasleys, and his best friends!

Best Line Ever!!! I always knew Harry was an easy sod...!
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