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31st December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Seeker (McGonagall/Hooch)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]woldy
From: [info]twilightsorcery

Title: Seeker
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall / Xiomara Hooch
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: striptease, quidditch kink
Artist's Notes: Thanks for a great prompt! :) [Note: Characters represented are most definitely over the age of 18.]
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Seeker [NWS Art] )
31st December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen) (Bill/Tonks, Bill/various)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]silvernatasha
From: [info]ragdoll

Title: The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen)
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks, Bill/Minerva, Bill/Pansy, Bill/Rosmerta, Bill/Hermione, Bill/Parvati, Bill/Lavender, Bill/Millicent, Bill/Narcissa, Bill/Angelina, Bill/Hestia, Bill/Ginny, Bill/Helga (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: anal sex, blindfolding, blow jobs, bondage, corsets, cunnilingus, D/s, discipline, drug use (opium), exhibitionism, frottage, hate sex, ice/sensation play, incest fantasies, lap dancing, mutual masturbation, orgasm denial, outdoor sex, pegging, ravishment play, rimming, role-playing, spanking, tattooing (mendhi), verbal humiliation, voyeurism, wanking
Other Warnings/Content: age disparity, erotic traditional dancing, femme!dom, implied food smut, motorboating, nipple clamps (implied), smoking, student/teacher fantasy, do not operate heavy machinery or mix with alcohol
Word Count: 8100
Summary/Description: Bill Weasley is a man of many talents and many kinks. Luckily, he has a Metamorphmagus girlfriend to indulge them all.
Author's Notes: You asked for twelve kinks and/or twelve separate partners for Mr William Arthur Weasley, dear recipient, and I so have complied. Although there are definitely more than a dozen kinks herein. But definitely twelve partners. Well, technically a baker's dozen if you consider Helga's inclusion, so I suppose Bill gets to shag (or be shagged) by a virtual coven of witches. Lucky boy.

Along with your prompts, this story was inspired by "Sex (I'm a...)" by Berlin and "Kiss" by Prince.

I hope you enjoy this and that you had the kinkiest of Kristmases.

Thanks to S, K and C for all their help with betaing as well as T & R for handholding, betaing and psychotherapy. Without you, I am nothing.

Thanks to the DD mods for their patience and encouragement.

The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen) )
25th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Challenge Accepted (Snape/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]venturous
From: [info]akatnamedeaster

Title: Challenge Accepted
Characters/Pairings: Snape/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Bondage, corsets, D/s
Other Warnings/Content: Implied use of riding crop [Characters represented are over the age of 18... some more so than others.]
Artist's Notes: This is not my usual fare but the pairing is one I have a soft spot for. I hope you enjoy this take on your prompt, Mystery Recipient.

Challenge Accepted [NWS Art] )
22nd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Turnabout (Sprout/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]songquake

Title: Turnabout
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, bondage, cool magic (I hope!)
Other Warnings/Content: Compulsion Charms, erotic use of plants, genital abuse, orgasm control, Old Lady Smut!
Word Count: ~4k
Summary/Description: All work and no play makes Minerva a terribly dull gay.
Author's Notes: Mystery Recipient, I hope you enjoy this! While I wouldn't necessarily consider this a comedy piece (which I know you didn't want!), Pomona made it perfectly clear that Minerva was not to take herself too seriously. I hope the mix of sternness and tenderness balances the humour for you!

Turnabout )
20th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: ????? (Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle, Jr/Nagini)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]pre_raphaelite1
From: [info]kelly_chambliss

Title:?????
Characters: Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle, Jr/Nagini
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: corsets, clothing!porn, kinky gadgetry, bestiality
Other Content: Steampunk!AU, fivesome, voyeurism. Prompt: "the dawn of a new age"
Word Count: ~~15,000
Summary/Description: It's 1894, the dawn of a new age, and Severus Snape, shipping clerk, wants a bit more magic in his world. But few know better than he that life is always a big question mark.
Author's Notes: Your character list really intrigued me, Mystery Member, and by the time I saw "steampunk" and "corsets," I had no question which KK prompt I was going to claim. I wanted the story to be kinky and atmospheric, but I didn't end up with exactly the kinks and atmosphere I intended when I started. Thus it's probably not as "shuddery" as you might have wished. And as you see by the word count, it's a monster of a fic. But I hope you'll enjoy it all the same.

As I wrote, I was inspired (in different ways, at different stages) by the following pieces of fanart:

Steampunk Snape (minus the goggles) by Dracosoftie
Art Nouveau Snape by Hever
Narcissa by Dvervzimu
Madam Malfoy by Herentasmeridiae
HP_Narcissa (with Nagini) by Srebrnylis
Tom Riddle by Einheitstochter
Tom Riddle (with Nagini) by Chilli Villi
Minerva McGonagall by Dorus the Walrus

Happy Kinky Holidays to all the Deviants, and to the kind and patient mods.

My thanks to my ever-helpful beta are extensive and unending.

~~~~~

????? (Part 1) )

On to Part 2
20th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: ????? (Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle, Jr/Nagini)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]pre_raphaelite1
From: A Miraculous Member

Title:?????
Characters: Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle, Jr/Nagini
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: corsets, clothing!porn, kinky gadgetry, bestiality
Other Content: Steampunk!AU, fivesome, voyeurism. Prompt: "the dawn of a new age"
Word Count: ~~15,000
Summary/Description: It's 1894, the dawn of a new age, and Severus Snape, shipping clerk, wants a bit more magic in his world. But few know better than he that life is always a big question mark.

????? (Part 2) )

Back to Part 1
15th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: With Cat-Like Tread (Severus/Minerva)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]inamac
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: With Cat-Like Tread
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Minerva
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: fur fetish
Other Warnings/Content: masturbation, unwitting sexual situation
Word Count: About 2600
Summary/Description: It wasn't voyeurism if she was a cat, Minerva assured herself. Everyone liked to have a cat in their room, after all...
Author's Notes: Written for the prompt, "Decorating for Christmas". Happy Kinky Kristmas, Dear Recipient - I hope you like the story :-)

With Cat-Like Tread )
8th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Repeat Offenders (Sprout/McGonagall/Pince + Neville)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]thegildedmagpie

Title: Repeat Offenders
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/McGonagall/Pince with Neville watching
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: voyeurism, orgasm delay, corsets
Other Warnings/Content: cunnilingus, mild erotic discipline, bit of dirty talk, and a slightly violent DH-era flashback.
Word Count: 3860
Summary/Description: After DH, Neville returns to Hogwarts as Professor Sprout's assistant. In between learning to call his former teachers by their first names and cope with their odd senses of humor, he goes to return some library books and learns all he never wanted to know about the penalties for failing to renew on time.
Author's Notes: So this happened. Some of the relationships in this fic evolved completely unintentionally; it was delightful to write. I will provide the additional flashback, which features NEWT-student Minerva and an eleven-year-old Pince, on request; it was sort of a warm-up drabble but it didn't work properly in a story from Neville's POV.

Professor Sprout said Neville should call her Pomona now ... )
15th October 2011 19:42 - FIC: "That Good Night" (Minerva/Severus; R)
Title: That Good Night
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Silence
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 2500
Summary/Description: After the war, Minerva and Severus have few words to say to each other.
Author's Notes: There's never enough Snape/McGonagall fic in the world, and I'm on a crusade to turn that sad truth into a falsehood. I hope you enjoy their night together as much as they did. Well, almost as much.

My thanks to the ever-helpful [info]r_grayjoy for the beta.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

That Good Night )
24th September 2011 22:46 - FIC: "The Good Teacher," Minerva, Percy, R
Title: The Good Teacher
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Minerva, Percy
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Pervertibles, nipple play, begging
Other Warnings: teacher/student, extremes of embarrassment
Word Count: 1790
Summary/Description: Percy is in a bit of a sexual pickle, and his Head of House seems safer than Madam Pomfrey.
Author's Notes: Inspired by this Oglaf strip and much too much cracky threading with [info]pre_raphaelite1.

What have your brothers been doing to you this time, then? )
24th March 2011 23:15 - FIC: "The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings," various thinly veiled teachers, R
Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )
15th March 2011 21:37 - FIC: "Vital Little Sliver" (Minerva/Tom, past Minerva/Narcissa; R)
Title: Vital Little Sliver
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Based On/Inspired By: Who Do by [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Minerva/Tom, past Minerva/Narcissa
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: genital shaving, voyeurism, moment of violence to a dog.
Word Count: 4400
Summary: After Narcissa tires of committing random acts of voodoo, she decides to let someone else play with her doll.

Author's Notes: The first version of this story was longer and not at all worth reading. But my wonderfully perceptive, honest, tactful beta (you know who you are, my friend) saved me from embarrassing myself by posting it, and she has my eternal gratitude.

This version may not be much better, I fear, but today's my posting day, so here goes. Apparently I'm just not capable of writing a Lord V who is not melodramatic and over-the-top. Snake-like megalomaniacs with fragmented souls seem to do that to me.

My dear [info]thegildedmagpie, I'm afraid I didn't manage to recreate the atmospheric power or evocative language of your fine original, but yours was a story that stayed with me, and I wanted to see what might happen next. And to explore your comment about Minerva's "depilation fetish."

I've taken a few lines from the original story; the title comes from a thought of Minerva's: She had no choice but to conclude that she had utterly lost some vital little sliver of her sanity to this year, this hellish year.

Set during DH.

~ * ~ * ~


Vital Little Sliver )
16th February 2011 23:24 - Fic: Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon..., R, Various
Title: Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon (Without Explicit Instructions)
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Pomona Sprout, Severus Snape, ensemble
Rating: R (for really? REALLY????)
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sexology
Other Warnings: Misuse of Muggle Artefacts
Word Count: ~1800
Summary/Description: It's that time of year again...
Author's Notes: Deepest thanks to [info]r_grayjoy and [info]leela_cat for brain-help when mine stopped working.

And just because it's too damn funny, have a link to a real-life version of Pomona Sprout's lecture. (And what nearly caused this fic to be titled: There's a Fungus Among Us.)

Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon (Without Explicit Instructions) )
24th January 2011 23:20 - FIC: "Who Do," Narcissa/Minerva, NC-17
Title: Who Do
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Narcissa Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall, background Narcissa/Lucius and Lucius/Severus/Narcissa, others fantasized about
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new: pediophilia (attraction to dolls), xenophilia (attraction to the exotic, strangers, and the unknown), handkerchief code (on this sort of meta level), tit torture, pyrophilia, thalpotentiginy (arousal by heat), tattooing, touch (eventually), humiliation, cunnilingus, genital shaving (existing), sacrifices
Other Warnings: Cross-gen teacher-student (though both are older adults), object insertion, dubcon, breathplay, D/s, piercing, and a first-time girl-on-girl experience. Also, not particularly peppy in mood.
Word Count: 4800 (cheeeesus when did I last eat)
Summary/Description: Among the weird things in the Black family attics was a little voodoo doll … and Narcissa doesn't quite know who she's using it on ...
Author's Notes: God, this is a weird pairing. Seriously. Where did this come from? Blame [info]pre_raphaelite1. It's her fault.

She didn't know from whence the doll came, from whom the hair. )
27th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Witches of a Certain Age (Minerva/Andromeda)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]leela_cat

Title: Witches of a Certain Age
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Andromeda Black
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Cunnilingus
Other Warnings/Content: None
Word Count: ~1,350
Summary/Description: "I'm far too old for a young woman like you," Minerva had said when Andromeda was seventeen and Minerva in her forties. But Andromeda was about the same age as Minerva had been and had lived a full life since they'd parted. She wasn't about to let her use that excuse again.

Author's Notes: My thanks to R for the beta and the encouragement. Dear Recipient, I hope this gift puts some well-earned Kink into your Kristmas.

Witches of a Certain Age )
21st December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Chromatic (Minerva/Luna, Minerva/Tom, Minerva/Albus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thegildedmagpie
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: Chromatic
Characters/Pairings: Minerva/Luna, Minerva/Tom and (very mild) Minerva/Albus.
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Included: 'Pretty lingerie', 'Cool theoretical magic'
Other Warnings/Content: Teen/teen sexuality, Descriptions of violence.
Word Count: About 3100
Summary/Description: 'Post Traumatic Magic Loss,' they had called it, and it had been getting progressively worse since the final battle, some nine months previous. Minerva finds herself increasingly overwhelmed by grief, loss, and the spectre of the future – until help arrives in an unexpected way.

Author's Notes: This story came about working with the pairings above, and the prompt, “a crazed spirit of experimentation”; 'crazed' might have grown from 'crisis', I thought. I do hope it hits the mark; Merry Kinky Kristmas!

Chromatic )
19th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: In The Bleak Mid-Winter (Severus/Minerva)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: [info]inamac

Title: In The Bleak Mid-Winter
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Minerva
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: bondage, leather, sensation play
Other Warnings/Content: biscuit dunking
Word Count: 2,200
Summary/Description: Minerva had always kept her pleasures to herself. Until Severus knocked on her door that Christmas Eve...
Author's Notes: Thanks to my prompter for asking for a fic with 'fondness between the characters' and this giving me a chance to explore asexuality in the Potterverse. And to the mods for infinite patience and extended deadlines.

In The Bleak Mid-Winter )
19th November 2010 22:05 - FIC: "The Sounds of Time" (Tom/Minerva, NC-17)
Title: The Sounds of Time
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters/Pairings: Tom/Minerva
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Birching
Other Warnings: Bondage
Word Count: 1325
Summary/Description: Her mother had once told her that can whisper by if she wasn't careful; a quiet breath and decades could slip away. But for Minerva, time had screeched banshee-loud, so she reckoned that meant her time had been truly lived, even if some of the cries that still echoed in her ears were better off forgotten.
Author's Notes: This is actually dedicated to the ever lovely [info]kelly_chambliss for always leaving wonderful comments that honor and humble me (and make me squee!). This really was meant to be stupidly hot, angsty Minerva/Severus, but the fic had its own ideas in the wake of seeing DH. (No spoilers for the film itself.) So it's now Tom/Minerva with a side of Severus, drizzled with angst and hopefully still hot. :P

The Sounds of Time )
27th August 2010 16:06 - Fic: 'Needs Must', Minerva/*surprise*, R
Title: Needs Must
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/*surprise* (het, with slashy overtones)
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Prostitution, Humiliation
Other Warnings: Dirty talk
Word Count: About 2000
Summary/Description: It was tricky back then, trying to be an educated woman.

Author's Notes: I've left the pairing a surprise in the header, as it's an element of the plot - but if anyone would like to know in advance, I'm very happy to reply to an email or comment on the subject :-)



Needs Must )
6th July 2010 23:54 - Art: Mile High Club
Title: Mile High Club.
Artist: [info]didodikali
Media: pencil.
Themes/kinks chosen: cunnilingus
Characters: Minerva, Moody.
Rating: NC-17.

Mile High Club )
27th June 2010 16:52 - Fic - Detention (Draco/Minerva, NC17)
Title: Detention
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Discipline.
Other Warnings: Crossgen, teacher/student, underaged character (16).
Word Count: 2150
Summary/Description: Draco serves his detention and earns his punishment. Gladly.
Author's Notes: I cannot believe I've never written this yet. Maybe I was just waiting for this theme. >:D Thanks so much to [info]ragdoll for letting me post late.

Detention )
31st March 2010 09:23 - FIC: A Birthday Present (Minerva, Lucius/Severus - NC-17)
Title: Birthday Present
Author: [info]inamac
Based On/Inspired By: [info]venturous March 2009 contribution:
In Minerva's Private Collection…, Cut for credits to links in text )
Characters/Pairings: Minerva. Lucius/Severus
Rating: NC17
Content/Warnings: voyeurism, masturbation, fellatio, mention of ballroom dancing.
Word Count: 3000
Summary/Description: Minerva enjoys the new addition to her art collection.
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday, D_D! I think that everyone who commented on [info]venturous artwork expressed a desire to see more of Minerva's collection. I got a bit carried away with the background to this, but I assure readers that there is pr0n eventually. Many thanks to [info]leela_cat for beta at a busy time - and curbing my usual excesses.


Click for A Birthday Present )
21st March 2010 20:54 - Fic: "There, Pussy", Minerva/Crookshanks, NC-17
Title: There, Pussy
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Based On/Inspired By: Here, Pussy by [info]eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Minerva/Crookshanks
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Rough sex, dubcon, biting, incidental breathplay, suggestions of the worrying anthropomorphization of a goat. Like the original, this is also not technically bestiality.
Word Count: 2100
Summary/Description: Minerva loses her subject for a lesson demonstration, and her knickers, in that order.
Author's Notes: The minute I ran across Eeyore's fic, this reversal occurred to me. Consider it a sort of a sequel. I should probably offer credit to Terry Pratchett here, since Crookshanks is heavily based on Pterry's Greebo. Finally, for the good of the community at large, a note from my research: Ovulation in female cats is not cyclical. It can only be stimulated by painful sex. Ponder that for a moment.


Ungulates are actually quite good for animal-to-human transformations. Other mammals are considerably less so. )
19th March 2010 15:41 - FIC: "Two Colours of Ink" (Sirius/Minerva, R)
Title: "Two Colours of Ink"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Based On/Inspired By: "Failure to Communicate" by [info]eeyore9990 <-- Read first!
Characters/Pairings: Minerva/Sirius with implied Tom/Minerva and Severus/Sirius
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Teacher/Student UST. Stick figures.
Word Count: 1600
Summary/Description: Sirius fails at communicating his sexual desires. Again. This time to Minerva.
Author's Notes: Much love and adoration to [info]daily_deviant for keeping me writing. And to [info]eeyore9990 who always makes me smile! I couldn't resist writing a response to the original hilarity and hotness. I only hope it's an acceptable continuation though I think Eey's stick figures are better than mine. :D

Two Colours of Ink )
6th March 2010 12:48 - Art: Day in the Sun.
Title: (Every Dog has his) Day in the Sun.
Artist: [info]didodikali
Media: pencil.
Characters: Minerva, Sirius.
Rating: Alas, this drawing is not very erotic, unless you really, really like feet.
Based On/Inspired By: Why Must I Chase the Cat? by [info]ozma_katiebell

Every Dog has his... )
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