I wish I could do these announcements under better circumstances. But I'm sure you've all seen the news or noticed fewer faces around here, so I'll play it straight.
Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, and Happy Hogan have all disappeared, and Tony's disappearance was very public. I expect the excrement will be hitting the fan about that very soon. I've already had more than a few talks with the President that I really didn't want to have to take. So far, I've been able to placate here by assuring her we're looking into it.
More importantly, several members of our community here and in Little Wakanda and New Asgard have also disappeared, but without the associated PONG trigger. Sergeant Barnes, Sam Wilson, and other fixtures are among the missing.
Rest assured... we are doing everything we can to locate them and bring them back here. In the meantime, we may need to make some adjustments to security and the science and medical teams, as they've all lost people.
I truly wish I had better news. I wish that I could tell you that everything was going to be all right. They actually teach you that, in officer's school. How to lie to the people under your command so they'll follow orders, even if those orders are going to get them killed. But I won't do that to all of you. You deserve better than that.
We will do all we can. But if anyone has any spare prayers or favors with the man upstairs, now's the time.