Multiverse of Madness

Ho, ho, ho. Holiday cheer. And all that.

[Ray and Zari]

You're out of hot cocoa. And mini marshmallows.

Having an extended honeymoon in the time stream wasn't what I was expecting when RayRay and I set out on our trip, but it's been a really interesting experience, looking through the history of this universe. Some things are the same. Some things are wildly different.

Thena in Mesopatamia? Hot. I mean that respectfully, of course.

No luck with Jemma yet, but I feel like we've gotten close a few times.

Anyway, I miss you all. How are my lovelies? What have you been up to?

Buckle in, folks, this is going to be a long one. I'll try to tl;dr where I can.

( GAME PLOT )

If you have questions, I'll do my best to answer, but a lot of this is in technical-ese and I didn't take that elective in high school. Sorry! (not sorry)

I'm about to be That Girl, because I don't want his special day to be eclipsed by our special day on Saturday, sooooo...

Happy Birthday, Babe!! 🥳🥳🥳

Now, no one ask Ray for anything today. Or me either. We're busy.

( [Fitz] )

My apartment is like, spotless. Still. After the squirrels and pigeons and whatever cleaned it for me. A girl and a dog don't make a ton of mess, so it's still pretty neat and tidy, even though they've been gone for some time now. Since before the Dragon, really. That was a shit show.

It's Pumpkin Spice time. Anyone else on the PSL bandwagon? Normally I don't do lots of flavors in my coffee (because like, coffee is its own fantastic flavor) but I get one of these each year.

( Everyone is Invited! )

_{(hand written note included with all delivered notices)}

No need to RSVP. If you've seen this on the net and/or gotten a paper version, I'm assuming your coming. Anyone needing overnight accommodations can drop a note to the network post. We have a block of rooms reserved.

See you there, assuming we're all back to normal by then!

Well damn. Kara's gone home it looks like. You'd think I'd get used to that alert by now but it still sucks.

I'm officially an adult!!!

Look, I'm all about the whimsy, but I can't be the only one a little weirded out by our new fairy friends...

[Raymond Palmer]

Be ready in 30 minutes. No, I'm not telling you what to pack. You just have to be prepared like the good little Eagle Scout you are.

[Zari Tarazi]

Stealing your husband-to-be for a few days. I'll try not to corrupt him too much but I make no promises.

[Sara Lance]

Taking Raymond away for a few days. Doing the whole bachelor party thing. You're welcome to join us. Or you could keep Zari occupied.

Kinda forgot my duty to the people in regards to informing you all of random holidays. Oops. My bad. Anyway, without further delay, today is...

😘 💏 😚 💋 International Kissing Day! 😘 💏 😚 💋

So pucker up everyone!

Okay, so the mood is understandably somber for obvious reasons, and I think we can all agree that no one wants fireworks nearby, but is anyone interested in trying to throw together a little Fourth of July picnic on the lawn at the Facility? Super low-key. Just a little food, a little music, maybe some lawn games and dancing. Anyone up for it?

Totally get it, if not.

Mor and I decided to get married!

So I can officially call him my husband.

I don’t want to xnij—jinx things. But everyone is back, aside from my other world self and Karli Morgenthau.

Are the number of red portal occurrences waning? Do we have global serugif—figures?

Based on the information I've been given I'm to understand that...

I'm in the oysterhuman realm.

In New York.

I don't suppose there's a place to get cup of actual tea?

I sort of thought if I found myself here it would be to locate Alice.

I woke up this morning, and Jest was gone.

Hi, Friends! I know I've been kind of quiet, and my timing is terrible and my bestie is still gone, but here's the deal:

I'm getting married! 🥰

Now, for those of you who are new or just haven't been paying attention, I've helped organize a lot of our community weddings—joyfully, wholeheartedly, 10/10 would do again—but now that it's my turn, I have no idea what to do!

(Okay, I do. But lbr here, fam, my list is waaaaay too long 😅)

So I talked to RayRay, and we'd love to get your ideas.

Where should we get married? 🤔

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COURT!!!!!!

We're gonna party SO HARD. Within reason, big bro. Obviously.

[Stiles]
- Did you decide on a thing to do for yours and Robin's (belated) birthdays?

[Zari]
- Did I see an engagement ring on your finger at the beach?
- Also, did I see an engagement ring on Ray's finger?
- Is it too early to offer my usherette services?

[Legends]
Wanted to check in and make sure we're good. Cisco didn't react well to my news and I got a little paranoid that you guys might be mad too.


[Other Arrowverse folks (minus Cisco)]
Not sure if you guys have seen this on the network or heard it elsewhere, but Leonard Snart and I got married a few weeks ago.


[Cisco]
I'm sorry.

Ben and I are home. Did we miss anything?

I'm back. Ray's not. I watched John disappear right in front of me.

I need to break something that no one will miss.

A Red Portal Event has been detected for:

• John Constantine
  
• Robin Buckley
  
• Ray Palmer
  
• Zari Tarazi

(This is an automated alert, and replies are not monitored. For any concerns, please contact a member of Security or the Administrative staff directly.)

Well fuck.

Question: How do we calculate birthdays here? Can I apply to be one of the Golden Girls now?

привет!

Рэй поправил мой ошейник.

I have my voice again. Ray has fixed my collar. So I can talk without my suit.

Don’t worry, Cosmo isn’t too chatty so he won’t be bombarding the network with posts. I didn’t even realise his collar let him talk at first, I was just poking at the tech.

Running on Spidersense overload for this long can’t be good. I’m trying to ignore it by streaming about a million tv shows.

Sooo to distract me some more, from the nineties sitcom category:

Who is your favorite girlfriend?

Monica

Phoebe

Rachel

Janice

Who is your favorite boyfriend?

Chandler

Joey

Ross

Mike

Who is your favorite overall?

When we post on here is it accessible to people not on our network then? Like the general public?

I always assumed this was a private network. Oops.

[Wally]
Think we need to give Peter Three the shovel talk on Kaldur’s behalf?

Writing personal statements sucks. The one I wrote back in Hawkins doesn’t really hold up here. But Miss Potts managed to make my transcripts look half decent, so I’m halfway to NYU.

Nance would be proud, but she’s gone, so I guess it’s up to you Robs.

If the portals are taking requests for people to vanish, I would like to suggest the jackass that cut me off as I was coming back from a little road trip.

[Team Legends]

Any of you been portal-napped yet? If you don't respond I am assuming yes.

We've been back for a few days, but we haven't made our announcement yet: while on vacation, Magnus and I got married. It was a bit of a sudden decision, all with Magnus quickly but carefully planning and we couldn't be happier.

[Jace, Izzy, Simon]

So, I'm worried. Magnus isn't sleeping again. He was completely fine while we were away, but the dreams have come back.

I'm putting together a movie schedule for the Game Room. Comment your favorite movies below and I'll add them to the calendar. I figure a movie a day until Christmas gives us room for 24.

I'm looking for a variety... sentimental ones, classics, comedies, horror films? I'd love to try everything this world has to offer.

ROBIN MY CAR IS HERE! We have wheels of our own.

I can go out for a drive and not be fazed by all the electronic stuff inside the thing beeping at me to signal and shit.

One full year here..At least Dia de los muertos isn't as lonely as it was the first time I got here. Thanks to you all. I can't help but be a little sappy on a day like this I guess. But I have the Ofrenda that everyone helped me put together, the larger one is in a public place in the lab should anyone feel like adding a photo of a loved one.

[Zari and open to Ben]
I know you've probably got your hands full, but think you can handle one more wedding?

Guess I have too many ghosts in my past that they're arguing over who's going to visit me first. Haven't had a single spook or apparition haunt me yet. Bit disappointed, really.

I know not everyone celebrates the holiday, but I was floored when I received a text mesage from my father warning me there are only 85 days until Christmas.

You're welcome.

[Private to Zari]
I need you. You busy?

'Tis the season for Halloween movies. Do we have a schedule up yet for what movies we're going to watch on which days? Because I'll bring the popcorn.

My vote's in for all the classics. Freddy Kruger, Mike Myers, Jason Vorhees, etc. etc.

Guess the portal thought I was having too good of a time here. I'd like to speak to it's manager and make a return.

I suppose this is the point in which the plan has gone off the rails. Time to throw it away.

Fifteen days? No sweat.

( [Cath] )

( [Kate, Natasha, Dick and Derek] )

[Anyone 25 and Under]

Are you 25 and under and not already going to Clint and Dylan's wedding as a guest?

Would you like to earn $300 for a few hours' work?

See below!

[Details]

Jobs will include:

• Set up
  
• Ushers
  
• Wait Staff
  
• Bartending and/or drink delivery (21+—I WILL know)
  
• Take down/clean up

If interested, drop me a line here.

so hey, i'm gonna need my bat back.

you future people probably have laser guns so you don't need it anyway.

weird portal shows up, a guy starts swinging, you know?

( Derek )

( Tim )

( Zari )

So..I was thinking of hosting a dinner or something if people are into it? And dates that people are available are also helpful.


[ooc note: If you're some kinda arrowverse consider yourself invited)

I have to admit, being sent to Avenger Con by the portal wasn't too terrible an experience. Heroes, be they meta, alien or an average person, being celebrated in such a way was refreshing (to me at least). I've never seen anything like it before.

Holy Toledo, Batman. We're not in National City anymore.

Hi, I'm Kara Danvers. Longtime resident, journalist, and protector of National City. I was having game night with my family moments ago and now... well... here I am. Catco was in the middle of airing a pretty significant interview between our CEO Cat Grant and myself.

In a nutshell, for a long time I was trying to live two separate lives. My social life and my super secret Super life. I took a big leap revealing my identity to the world because Cat Grant is too good with persuasion, so I might as well continue on that train. I'm also known as Supergirl. I have super powers, including super strength, speed, hearing. I can fly. There's a lot more, but I'll leave it at that for now.

I'm always happy to lend a hand, so if I'm needed anywhere specific, I'm your girl.

[Filter to Zari, Gideon, Leo, Cisco, Barry]

What the fuck is up with Ray?

Did you children really think this was over?

( X-Posted from Insta (Lookout, Corporate World!) )

Starblossom doesn't grow on this planet, but I tried Kiwi. They're not as good, but they're alright.

I guess that means this place is alright too. Jemma's been nice to me, she said this device communicates with everyone here at once. I think it's like a Datapad.

( x-posted from IG @ 11.30am )