Multiverse of Madness

Right in time for Yule, I seem to have received my lute and a doublet I was awfully fond of. I have a feeling this would like quite good on one of the gents here. Mr Dresden? Mr Grant? Perhaps Mr Barnes? Can I interest you in a finely made piece of Redanian silk?

Courney's put up the tree, and the place is already feeling a bit more jolly. I've got some lights strung up around my office, too. Always loved the holiday season. Christmas is the holiday I celebrated as a kid, so it's got a soft spot in my heart... but I like all of the wintertime holidays.

Hope yours are joyful this year, even though everything.

While it totally fucking sucks that I'm hundreds of years and I dunno, billions(?) of miles away from my home and my Mate and my ikran, I gotta say it's pretty cool to see that I could still go into the ocean here and not die from a shit-ton of illnesses or poisoning.

And you have animals. I like that. Cats are good.

This is some bullshit.

Don't suppose anyone's got any spare tequila knocking around?

So this place is a bit mental, innit?

I'm Steven with a V oh wait everyone can read anyway oops. Hiya.

[OoC: Restarting these boys because I failboated very hard after they joined the game >.< ]

Normally this is the time I'd regroup, survey the troops, formulate plans to be better prepared for the next time something like this comes along. I'd be putting together training schedules and running scenarios, throwing myself into the work.

Haven't had much chance to do any of those things, I've been putting out fires from the comfort of my living room. Thankfully, telephones work here, too.

That being said, if anyone is willing to recount their version of the events, I'll be collecting personal stories for the official record.

That was... nope. Not even gonna go there.

Today is National Noodle Day. So naturally, I'm going to eat noodles all day.

It's almost been a couple of days now. Can we all agree that was really fucked up?

(Sent after Simon taught her emojis)

👋🕖🛻🌃🍕?

Thinking about taking a weekend trip out for some hiking and swimming, maybe with some company. Probably not a huge group if we're gonna camp comfortably, but it'd be great to rope in a few people.

Any recommendations? Vernooy Falls Trail comes highly praised, but if there are others, throw them my way.

[Bucky]
Lookin' at you. Sound like something Ellie might wanna do?

[Clint]
Hanging in there?

Kinda forgot my duty to the people in regards to informing you all of random holidays. Oops. My bad. Anyway, without further delay, today is...

😘 💏 😚 💋 International Kissing Day! 😘 💏 😚 💋

So pucker up everyone!

So that was actually my first Pride. I think I still have glitter and paint in my hair even though I washed it.

[Sam, Steve, Clint]
What did you guys think of Ellie? Never thought I'd end up with a kid to look after, but here we are.

[OOC: Backdated to shortly after Joel's disappearance because Marie's been incredibly slow]

[Crackling starts, then Ellie's voice is heard. She sounds slightly frantic.] Is this...? Bucky? He's gone. Joel's gone. I can't find him. He wouldn't just leave me here. I don't know... [The voice stops abruptly as she accidentally released the record button.]

Someone better tell me where you're keeping Ellie. You don't want to find out what I'm capable of.

Is it just me, or did the temperature pop up over the last few days? Think it's wishful thinking to hope that Spring has finally sprung?

I had a dream last night of hamburgers on a grill.

Still no Nico of Karolina Going for a drive, will be mostly out of contact for the day. just need to clear my head of Will be available by tonight.

[Poe]
intending to be home tonight.

I lost her. She was RIGHT THERE and then she wasn't.

Thank you everyone who came out to Threshold last night for our St. Patrick's Day extravaganza. I hope a good time was had by all.

If you're missing any of the following, let me know:

1. a high-heeled left shoe, black
2. a high-heeled right shoe, red
3. a set of false teeth
4. this t-shirt
5. a pair of boxers with 4 leaf clovers
6. a set of keys with this keychain
7. a TI-84 graphing calculator
8. a plastic medal on a blue ribbon that says "I drove without swearing today"
9. tubes of lipstick in the following shades - pervette, super orgasm, and witches brew
10. a strip of Burger King - Have It Your Way condoms

Happy birthday, Buck-Buck-Goose!

I got a batch of Asgardian mead waiting for you somewhere in the vents. Come find it.

(If anyone else finds it, NO, YOU DIDN'T. Keep your mitts off it.)

My phone tells me it's a week until one of the drunkest days of the year.

Is anyone else here a recovering addict non-drinker?

So what's an ex-agent gotta do to get her job back at Stark Industries? Unless there's a paying gig at the Avengers' Facility.

Also, I'm stupid happy to learn my favorite bar is here! Who wants to go to Mollys with me?

Compared to Gotham, this place is relatively easy going. It just sucks that the two people who know it aren't here to talk to about it.

Whoever was looking after PONG, he's found his way back to the garage. There's a lot for me to catch up on, so I'll keep him busy.

We came back, so odds are high that everyone else will too.

I've talked to security.

Read the email a couple times.

So, what you're telling me is that I ain't attending a funeral tomorrow on account of being kidnapped from N'Orleans. Great.

Whoever took my arm, Okoye and Shuri will kick your ass(es).

Everyone else, I’m not him. I just, have to use that arm until my new one is returned.

Alpine seems to like hanging out in the garage, so if you want to borrow a car you need to bring cat treats too.

How does anyone balance their social calendar at this time of year?

Also, I bloody hate having a social calendar now. When did I get to be this person?

I'm back. I know you missed me. No need to line up around the block to see me or anything.

[Cath]
(added after talking to Ben)

Anything I can do to help while Ben's out?

Went to find some snow.

Found a cat. They’re following me.

Hi, I'm Karen, and the super grumpy guy you may sometimes see lurking around corners is Frank. This is probably the weirdest fucking thing that's happened to me in a long time, and I'm not really sure yet what to do about that.

[Filtered to Facility Employees + Arrowverse [aside from Cisco's account] + Hargreeves Family]

I am concerned about Mr. Ramon. His network conversations were out of character for him and as a precaution I attempted to locate his device. It is decidedly not in New York at the conference he was to be attending, but rather it is located in Europe. I am attempting to narrow down the exact location now, but as the device was disconnected after my attempt it will be approximate from when the last message was sent.

So... if anyone is looking for a place that's not the Consulate or New Asgard and is willing to wait a couple of months while I finally get things fixed up better than I did before—

My Bed-Stuy building showed up in the old neighborhood in Brooklyn. I'm gonna do my best to keep it from dragging down the local property values, but I'm totally going to turn a lot of the space into low-income, rent controlled apartments.

Wish me luck....

I got bored and experimented with eye shadows I had laying around from Halloween. But that was like three days ago and now I just have raccoon eyes forever I guess. Black won't come off. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ That's a good look, so no it isn't black eyes if you see it.

I just found out you're supposed to do something called trick or treating on Halloween night and that you dress in a costume to scare people and when you knock on their door you're given candies!

Mama and Ben can we PLEASE go?? If I ask in front of everyone you HAVE to say yes Maybe someone here is going too? Doctor Jemma does Alya go?

Setting up the projector for the mass Halloween movies I'm waiting on Barry to pick for everyones use. :p Hurry up friend, make your list. Pressures on.

...But maybe don't do what I did and decide to listen to them while monitoring the portal from a security camera..Ringu has a whole new feel now.

[Security and Clint+ super secret hero type team]
Pointed the satellites in the direction of that location..there's nothing there.

His device pings right off the Adriatic sea

[and a text to Ben]
So. Do you realize it's been a full year together now?

Hello, everyone. You would not believe the things I have seen during my travels. Dear friends, there are wonders untold in the depths of this world. Really remarkable. All I wish is for you to have a chance to see it someday.

This is a ride I never thought I'd take except I guess I already, but here I am.

Need a few to settle in and wrap my head around all this, but then I think I'd like an in-person conversation or five with a few of you. I have a feeling we've got a lot to discuss.

There’s something in the garage or some things. I can’t see them but it feels wrong in here. Like I’m being watched, by something a whole lot darker than FRIDAY.

Is it the same anywhere else? Or just my crappy luck to be working at the creepy epicentre?

Got one of those "future flash" things just now.

Can't say it paints a very pretty picture.

[Sharon]
( Cut for Falcon and Winter Soldier spoilers )

Who wants to go out for a drink tonight?

I need to get out and do something fun.

I had the strangest vision. I was on a rooftop with Clint Barton--this world's Clint Barton--and Kate Bishop--this world's Kate Bishop. It was just a flash. I think there was someone else there.

It was not a dream, but this definitely did not happen in my memory. Was there Portal energy or activity?

[plot!]

Nevermind the robot PONG stopping by various places in the facility, checking his software to see if updates are needed. There's a few new people around, so yeah he's harmless. unless you try to hurt him in which case, don't.

[Dick]
Whatcha doing tonight?

( Posted to the Network and on Quite a Few Doors (and a few are Delivered by Lucky) )

Tolkien lied. Elves are dicks.

[…]

No offense, Dick.

My time away from this reality felt like a family vacation.

We're all still accounted for out here.

Quill won't let me drive.

First sunburn of the summer. Ow.

Makes wearing a shirt for work really uncomfortable.

Fuck Can someone look after Percy while I'm in space? I'll do something about the boat when I'm back.

Don't wreck the cars while I'm gone.

For all the dog owners, the conference room is completely soundproof, there's going to be a lot of fireworks around later. If you don't want your pups to freak out you should take them there.

[Steve]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PUNK

As we go into the holiday weekend, Security would like to advise everyone to take care with whatever social gatherings you may attend.

We still don't know what triggers the temporal anomalies we've been experiencing over the past month, and it might be in everyone's best interest to stay close to one of the support sites until we do.

( [Steve] )

( [Cora, Sam, Bucky, Courtney, Cisco (and any friend of Steve's I might be forgetting)] )