Multiverse of Madness

Does anyone know why the gym's been locked down all morning? I asked FRIDAY but all I get is "that is confidential".

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Is there a surprise party I don't know about?

Hey, so poking head out here really quick. Thanks everyone, for yesterday.

[Science Fam and Bucky]
You guys are great.

It was great getting to celebrate with you.

[Around 3am Monday morning, a voice transmission comes through the portal and appears over the network. It's Tony, though it's hard to decipher between static]

...thing on...? Okay...uh....This is Tony Stark. ... day 7 or 8? I can't remember. Hard to keep track of time when you're...

This message is for Earth-1999999.... uh, Darcy, if you're getting this, I'm alive and.... we need to hone in on the original frequency more....universes aren't...

Steve, don't.....I swear to God if...

....Pepper, I'm okay.....dream about you. Take care of Morgan and the kids.... Be home soon...

[A loud screech ends the transmission. It cannot be traced after that, but it has been recorded on the network and can be analyzed.]

I'm on edge today. I'm going to be on edge today. I don't need to take a walk. I don't need food (unless you have brisket then I'm gonna steal it). There's nothing that can be done about.

Having to cancel on holiday dinners sucks. Not being able to explain the situation because top secret sucks for communication. But guilt from your grandmother over it sucks worst.

[Science Peeps]
Get those calculations in as soon as you can. The first test to see if we can use the portal dialer (the thing Tony was using to try and identify what universe to open a portal to) to locate things, will be sometime Monday once I have them.

Thinking about starting up some archery classes, if anyone might be interested. (Never fear, assorted moms and dads and uncles and aunts and all -types therein, I'll use foam everything.)

( [Kate, Dick, Melissa, Clark, Helena, Dylan, America, Daisy, Sam (Winchester), Dean, Castiel, Derek, Bobby, J'onn, Five, Yelena, Klaus, Ivy, and Carmen] )

( [Kate, Dick, Melissa, Helena, America, Dylan, Sam (Winchester), Dean, Castiel, Derek, Bobby, Five, Yelena, Klaus] )

( [Daisy, Barbara, Olivia, Shuri] )

( [Team Magic, without Strange] )

( [The OG Avengers, plus Sam and Bucky-Unsent] )

( [Nat] )

( [Pepper] )

The small rodents were easy to procure for the alligator. Now is the second request.

What sort of chocolate does a teenage boy enjoy?

Listen.

I've trained my entire life to defeat a robot who killed my parents.

I've fought drones and even the Hulk once, sorta.

I've been training here, along side other heroes, and I've been doing portal security.


Never, have I ever, been trained on what to do when a magic child yeets a alligator in a crown at me.

I am in the mood to hit something. Is there somewhere around here I can go train?

I'm in dire need of a mocha. Not just a coffee, but something fancy today. I think I've earned it--I've been such a good girl, just ask my doctors. No stitches or broken bones. At least, not yet I think this might be the longest I've gone without even a bruise. And it's so boring

I want to thank the Gods or whatever for giving human beings the idea to put chocolate and coffee together into one glorious drink. Like, the best glorious drink. Now the only question is hot or iced? And size. Need a big one today, I think.

Does anyone wanna go with me? Mocha time??

I've kicked open at least five portals, and I still end up in the same stupid building. I'm sure it's a great place you've got here, but I'd really like to get back to my own universe, and I'm not too happy about being dragged across the multiverse against my will like this.

I also might have gotten pissed and punched a wall. I'll pay for it.

Maybe.

When I have money.

Anyway, I'm America Chavez, and apparently, I'm going to be stuck here for awhile.

Okay, so let me get this straight. You've got people from the past and future all living together in this year. Not to mention you've got people from multiple different timelines to boot. Variants, just running around.

I mean, it's okay, it's okay. Just, you know, grappling with learning everything I used to think was how things worked is a lie. But that's okay. This is all perfectly fine. Normal even. Who even knows what normal is anymore?!

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LOKI! What the hell did you and your little girlfriend do?!

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